Ja! Happy Birthday my dear Ms Dreyfus.

He wants to know no such thing, Shosanna! Go and eat your frogs legs and be quiet ;)

Ja, Paris, come and join the fun. And if you like to stay around for longer, I can get you into all the hottest premieres.

Ah Django, thank you mein love! Shosanna, you know fine well that it is not that kind of story! Go and kill some Nazis yourself and leave poor Emma and Mr Knightley alone to do something else. Christie and Sabrina taking a liking to me! That would be just all I need! Enough of that talk, Shosanna! What happened to poor little Maximillian's father during the war was an unfortunate incident and there is no need for the poor boy to know all the unfortunate details. He and his mother are simply poor people that I decided to take under my wing and help because it is good to help others.

All intelligent and educated lesbians lack is a strong leader to unify them against their true enemy. You could be that leader, Ed!

Thank you, my love.

Thank you :) That is exactly the kind of real information that they never tell tourists in guide books and helps me to plan accordingly.

Iowa, is one part of the world that my duties have not taken me to. What are the restaurants like there?

I am sure that no one would dream of having fun until you've had your coffee, Ed. If you ever have occassion to visit the UK, I've been told to avoid Morrison's own make of coffee as it is apparently "bleurgh!"