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June Gardens
I'm a fairy princess.
Interests: as i write this? my hobbies are worrying, reading about people who actually have interesting lives and certainly not kung-fu movies, which is what typepad suggests i list as an interest, here.
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My mother is worried you won't know where to find me
So, again, I have moved. Here is the link: https://bookofjune.com/ See you there! Continue reading
Posted Apr 7, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
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[Hey, come over here]
{here!} See you there! Continue reading
Posted Apr 4, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
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Lime-a-Ritas with Laura Ingalls Wilder
Posted Apr 2, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
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Iris is on my lap, so...
I am speaking this post into my phone. I cannot imagine the horrificness that is going to ensue. Iris is on my lap, and she is purring and starfish-ing her paws, and I do not have the heart to get... Continue reading
Posted Mar 31, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
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See. Mine are use of LOL and/or emotions. Oh, and of course the good morning text. You do these things, I got a soft cone for ya.
Commented Mar 30, 2017 on June starts out normal, then gets pretty kvetchy at the end at Bye Bye, Pie!
June starts out normal, then gets pretty kvetchy at the end
An old boyfriend of mine--from way back in the '90s when we wore clunky black shoes like it was sexy--went on a trip out west recently, and as a result has been showing photos on Facebook. "It's like a new version of making someone watch your vacation slides," he said. The point is, he showed a ...
[June pulls chair closer]
Commented Mar 30, 2017 on June starts out normal, then gets pretty kvetchy at the end at Bye Bye, Pie!
June starts out normal, then gets pretty kvetchy at the end
An old boyfriend of mine--from way back in the '90s when we wore clunky black shoes like it was sexy--went on a trip out west recently, and as a result has been showing photos on Facebook. "It's like a new version of making someone watch your vacation slides," he said. The point is, he showed a ...
Okay, (a), I want to call the accurate psychic. Why so broke, June?
(4), I hate. Hate hate hate hate. Any writing on walls as decor. We need to get over this. If we don't get over this, Ima get some really pretty curly-que writing and put Fuck Your Mother Up the Ass on my living room wall.
(b) I need advice re notebooks for work. I have two accounts I work on, then I work on the company newsletter, then also I sometimes work on other stuff at work, and what I want is some sort of organized notebook system, like maybe tabs or maybe matching little notebooks where I can write the subject on the outside so I can quickly grab the right notebook. I also wanna be able to rip out the pages and not have it ruin the spine.
Anyone? I'm like those annoying "give me a recommendation" people that FR Joy hates.
Commented Mar 30, 2017 on June starts out normal, then gets pretty kvetchy at the end at Bye Bye, Pie!
June starts out normal, then gets pretty kvetchy at the end
An old boyfriend of mine--from way back in the '90s when we wore clunky black shoes like it was sexy--went on a trip out west recently, and as a result has been showing photos on Facebook. "It's like a new version of making someone watch your vacation slides," he said. The point is, he showed a ...
It was when I had the past-life reading. When I got home, Marvin said, "I'll give you a past-life reading. An hour ago you had a hundred more dollars than you have now."
It was one of his better lines. His other good line was when I couldn't find him, and he announced he was in the bathroom with Oprah Magazine. "I'm living my best life!" he said.
Oh, and the other one. When I was mad he wasn't helping enough with puppy Edsel. "Whattaya want from me?" he asked.
"I want you to PARENT the dog," I said.
Then I heard him speak quietly to the dog. "Always be yourself, Edsel."
Commented Mar 30, 2017 on June starts out normal, then gets pretty kvetchy at the end at Bye Bye, Pie!
June starts out normal, then gets pretty kvetchy at the end
An old boyfriend of mine--from way back in the '90s when we wore clunky black shoes like it was sexy--went on a trip out west recently, and as a result has been showing photos on Facebook. "It's like a new version of making someone watch your vacation slides," he said. The point is, he showed a ...
June starts out normal, then gets pretty kvetchy at the end
Posted Mar 30, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
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Sadie, honey, I was kidding. [Pats Sadie.]
Commented Mar 29, 2017 on Linear. That's what I am. Yep. at Bye Bye, Pie!
Linear. That's what I am. Yep.
I have a new thing that bugs me. "WHAT? How can that be POSSIBLE, easygoing June!" [Leans into computer, rapt.] When someone refers to any emotion being "at a cellular level." Oh, shut up. Yes, my cells know I got kicked out of Brownies when I was six, and they're still celling over it. Jesus Ch...
Linear. That's what I am. Yep.
Posted Mar 29, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
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[June's 10 readers all sit, slackjawed and stunned..]
Commented Mar 28, 2017 on Iris. With some fava beans and a nice Chianti. at Bye Bye, Pie!
Iris. With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
This morning I got out of bed and I was all, my leg feels funny. It feels cold on the back. Oh my god, am I BLEEDING or something? Do I have leg cancer? Did I wake up on the wrong side of leg cancer? A hole. GUESS WHO chewed a HOLE in my pajamas? This means my heady days of owning a dining-room ...
Iris. With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Posted Mar 28, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
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I don't want people to be traumatized if she's not okay: She's not out of the woods by any means. Potassium levels still up, still not eating. I mean, I think she'll be okay, but she still might not be. We go to the vet tomorrow. For a change.
Commented Mar 27, 2017 on Pardon me boy, is this the cat that got-a chew chewed? at Bye Bye, Pie!
Pardon me boy, is this the cat that got-a chew chewed?
I have to get up at a ludicrous hour to get Iris from the emergency vet Monday a.m., as they are an emergency vet clinic and close at, like, 7:30 a.m., so I'm writing this Sunday night. Iris's still not eating, so they wanted to keep her another night in the hopes that she will eat at some point...
Pardon me boy, is this the cat that got-a chew chewed?
Posted Mar 27, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
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I told them to err on the side of giving her too many pain meds rather than not enough.
Commented Mar 25, 2017 on Saturday at the Maul at Bye Bye, Pie!
Saturday at the Maul
Today, two dogs attacked Iris. Ima try to tell you all I can remember, although it's already turning into a blur, thankfully. Since before my Year Abroad, I haven't been sleeping with the cats. Ned wouldn't allow it, although he and I did have a tradition with Iris. Often I'd go to bed before Ne...
Saturday at the Maul
Today, two dogs attacked Iris. Ima try to tell you all I can remember, although it's already turning into a blur, thankfully. Since before my Year Abroad, I haven't been sleeping with the cats. Ned wouldn't allow it, although he... Continue reading
Posted Mar 25, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
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June Gardens' Day Off
Posted Mar 24, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
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June must think of title. June not feeling it right now. June hits Publish anyway.
Posted Mar 22, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
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I just figured out that working from 8:30 a.m. till 9:30 p.m. is 13 hours. Not 11. Why so bad with money?
Commented Mar 21, 2017 on Living like a college student w/out the cute body I had in college at Bye Bye, Pie!
Living like a college student w/out the cute body I had in college
I'm $54 overdrawn in my account, I get paid in TEN DAYS, and I just called Ned to borrow $100. I KNOW. You guys. I cannot keep living like this. If you wanna call that living. Seriously, though, here's how it happened: I got paid last Wednesday. I paid the mortgage because it was due that day. I...
I just looked at all my spam comments, since poor Jeanie got eaten, and Pendy ALWAYS GETS CAUGHT in spam--no idea why. Anyway, I released the splendor of Pendy's last 2,000 comments and also found a lovely one from Gay Teen Chat Rooms, which I let stay in spam.
Commented Mar 21, 2017 on Living like a college student w/out the cute body I had in college at Bye Bye, Pie!
Living like a college student w/out the cute body I had in college
I'm $54 overdrawn in my account, I get paid in TEN DAYS, and I just called Ned to borrow $100. I KNOW. You guys. I cannot keep living like this. If you wanna call that living. Seriously, though, here's how it happened: I got paid last Wednesday. I paid the mortgage because it was due that day. I...
Living like a college student w/out the cute body I had in college
Posted Mar 21, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
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But the real me is HIDEOUS.
Commented Mar 20, 2017 on June drinks red wine and drones at Bye Bye, Pie!
June drinks red wine and drones
Hloy CATS. "Hloy," Goddammit. I haven't even HAD any wine yet. HOLY cats. Jesus. In case anyone's thinking of checking me into Promises Malibu or whatever, it's 9:53 at night as I write this. I realize you're likely all in your morning-y routine and all that, all showered and parfumed and spor...
It's not a trigger for me.
Commented Mar 20, 2017 on June drinks red wine and drones at Bye Bye, Pie!
June drinks red wine and drones
Hloy CATS. "Hloy," Goddammit. I haven't even HAD any wine yet. HOLY cats. Jesus. In case anyone's thinking of checking me into Promises Malibu or whatever, it's 9:53 at night as I write this. I realize you're likely all in your morning-y routine and all that, all showered and parfumed and spor...
June drinks red wine and drones
Posted Mar 19, 2017 at Bye Bye, Pie!
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