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Interests: My name is Bill Mahoney, and I'd like to welcome you to Call of the Green Monster. I am a devout, lifelong Red Sox fan, and this parody site is my way of having fun with the team I love.
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Facing Criticism of In-Game Management, Farrell will Confer with Friend Francona on all Management Decisions
Posted Oct 6, 2016 at Call of the Green Monster
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Jackie Bradley Jr. Wins Competition for Highest Leap off Pablo Sandoval's Stomach
Posted Feb 25, 2015 at Call of the Green Monster
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Report: Gronk to Spike Koji Uehara on Opening Day
Posted Feb 18, 2015 at Call of the Green Monster
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Farrell's "Let's Make Losing Fun" Speech Fails to Inspire
Posted Jul 14, 2014 at Call of the Green Monster
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Oft-Injured Victorino Implores Fans to Stop Telling Him "Every Little Thing's Gonna Be All Right"
Posted Jul 8, 2014 at Call of the Green Monster
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Sox Discover Large Hole in Jackie Bradley Jr.'s Bat
Posted Jun 30, 2014 at Call of the Green Monster
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Valentine "Willing to Listen" to Offers if Sox Make Manager Change
Posted Jun 23, 2014 at Call of the Green Monster
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Brock Holt Tired of Being Asked When He Will Start to Suck
Posted Jun 16, 2014 at Call of the Green Monster
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Red Sox Woes Linked to On-Field Texting
Posted Jun 12, 2014 at Call of the Green Monster
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Sox Rebuilding Strategy to Focus on Signing as Many Catchers as Possible
Posted Dec 3, 2012 at Call of the Green Monster
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Valentine Announces Henry Will Remain as Owner of Red Sox
Posted Aug 8, 2012 at Call of the Green Monster
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Report: Every Player on Red Sox is Unhappy
Posted Jul 12, 2012 at Call of the Green Monster
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Red Sox to Offer Between-Innings Bungee Jumping from Green Monster Seats
Posted Jul 3, 2012 at Call of the Green Monster
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Lester Asks Fans for Patience as He Transitions from Being a Good Pitcher to a Bad One
Posted Jun 26, 2012 at Call of the Green Monster
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Clemens Rejects Recent Acquittal, Saying, "I Never Quit Nothing"
Posted Jun 22, 2012 at Call of the Green Monster
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Report: 28 Percent of Fenway Park Seats Can Cause Permanent Buttock Damage
Posted Jun 20, 2012 at Call of the Green Monster
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Valentine Would Like to See More Intensity from Sox Bat Boys
Posted Jun 14, 2012 at Call of the Green Monster
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Carl Crawford Begins Rehab by Tossing a Pingpong Ball 10 Feet
Posted Jun 12, 2012 at Call of the Green Monster
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Lebron James Offering Free Red Sox Tickets to Fans for Tonight's Game
After another epic choke in Game 5 of the Eastern Conference finals, Lebron James was in a state of panic as he arrived in Boston to face a hostile crowd at the TD Bank Garden. "Those Boston fans are so mean to me," James whimpered. "I mean, everyone's mean to me cause I'm a collossal ego maniac who begs to be worshipped even though I never won nothing and whiz my pants in the clutch...but these guys are really mean."... Continue reading
Posted Jun 7, 2012 at Call of the Green Monster
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Report: Disgusted Valentine Found Francona Tobacco Wads Stuck Under His Desk
Posted Jun 5, 2012 at Call of the Green Monster
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Sox Plan to Host Frozen Fenway III During July All-Star Break
Posted May 31, 2012 at Call of the Green Monster
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Two Years into his Red Sox Tenure, Teammates Still Can't Spell Saltalamacchia's Name
Posted May 29, 2012 at Call of the Green Monster
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Playing Touch Football with Brady Family, Youk Enraged When Struck with Football
Posted May 25, 2012 at Call of the Green Monster
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Yankees to Hand Out Free Toothbrush to First 1,000 Fans with Teeth
Posted May 23, 2012 at Call of the Green Monster
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Clemens Pens Children's Book on Dangers of Steroid Abuse
Posted May 16, 2012 at Call of the Green Monster
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