That’s it. I can’t take it any more – I am just going to make a t-shirt that says “no I’m not pregnant – just fat”. I’m sure it would save both “Miss Nosey-pants” and me a lot of embarrassment. The first few times I was asked this evil, wicked,... Continue reading

Lately I have been waking up early. I’m not sure why, or how to make it stop but it is definitely a new thing for me. I should probably clarify that ‘early’ to me is anything before 8am. I am clearly what you would call a ‘Night Owl. I do... Continue reading

You may have convinced me that exercise is important, and its possible I could accept that carb’s are not God’s gift to dieters, and on a really good day I’ll support salad as a side dish, but there is no way ever you could make me believe that Lycra is... Continue reading

Did you know that gym memberships surge in January then die back to normal in May? It’s true. You get a bit panicked after the roast dinner and dessert frenzy of December 25th and before you know it you've gone and brought some lycra, the matching shoes, sweatband, towel and... Continue reading

TURNING THIRTY 6.00am ALARM GOES OFF … I wake to find breathing difficult. So this is it I muse, its happening already, I’ve crossed over, I’m so old now that my lungs are failing, and its only a matter of time before I’m a wrinkled moustached mess of ‘back in... Continue reading