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A review of a book. This is a post with lots of words. A review of a book. This is a post with lots of words. A review of a book. This is a post with lots of words. A review of a book. This is a post with lots... Continue reading

The great coffee kerfluffle, loose mooses, and other nonsense, this week on Fridays with Fred! Get your tickets here for Fred's next show! Continue reading

Any time you don't like the weather in New England, just wait five minutes... Don't miss Fred Marple's next show. Click here for more info. Continue reading

It's the Yoga for Yankees DVD, featuring a complete Yankee yoga workout, Yankee yoga gear, selections from Fred Marple's live comedy show, and more. Now on sale for just $6 plus S&H! Here's a little video preview: Get your karma in gear with Yoga for Yankees. Namastayuh! Continue reading

I'm tickled to be bringing my one-man show, "A Guide to New England (for Locals and People from Away), to Newburyport, Massachusetts on Sept. 14 and 15, 2018. It's a look at all the things about New England that seem to confuse outsiders and even make us scratch our own... Continue reading

Are you tired of yoga videos designed for people who live where palm trees grow and who never have to worry about ice dams on the roof? Then you need Fred Marple's Yoga for Yankees & Other Nonsense It's a complete* yoga workout, featuring classic New England poses: Tossing Wood,... Continue reading

Here's Fred with an explanation of Labor Day, worth what you paid for it, as usual. Catch Fred's latest appearance. Click here for your tickets! Continue reading

Believe it or not, someone saw fit to put Fred Marple in print. Here's the trailer for Fred's collection of semi-true tales, rumors and outright lies from the most under-appreciated town in New Hampshire! You can find "Welcome to Frost Heaves" at your local bookstore or online buy it right... Continue reading

Dear Fred, How do I approach my neighbor about keeping his dog from doing its business in my dooryard? David & Nancy S. I guess that depends on what kind of business it is. Lemonade stand? Investment advice? Off-brand watches? I'm all for free enterprise, but I think you're within... Continue reading

Dear Fred, With black fly season fast approaching, what is the best bug splat remover for the car's windshield (and hood/bumper)? David & Nancy S. For tough jobs like this, I recommend the coffee at the Blue Bell Diner. Stop by at the end of the day just before they... Continue reading

Dear Fred; My hoyty-toyty insist that wearing flannel to a special occasion (or any occasion, for that matter) is a major fashion faux pas... I feel otherwise. What's your take? Rick from Newbury Hoyty-toyty, for darn sure. Flannel is always in fashion. Next thing you know, he-she-it (not sure exactly... Continue reading

Birth of a Notion My friend Joe B. (I won't identify him further, in case he needs to deny it later) send in the following suggestion: "Have you ever thought of opening up an online advice column? The world would greatly benefit from your sound Yankee wisdom." Well, Joe, I... Continue reading

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