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I so thought this peeve was going to be about how bullshit it is that Tampax changed their product!... Sorry... My peeve!
Every Fucking Month?!
Once a month we have a vendor from our retirement plan come out and do one on one appointments. He needs a login to get onto our system to go online and show participants various tools, their accounts and all that jazz. Every month, I email helpdesk to ensure the account is active as it should...
Seriously! J-holes!
BTW... I LOVE the title! I think you just set a new trend!
Why I Have A Middle Finger
Is it really that taxing to use a turn signal? The worst is when I'm waiting to turn and the other driver totally sees me, but fails to use their signal, leaving me sitting there while they leisurely turn onto the street I'm trying to get off.
"She taught me a fantastic and totally easy technique for making my wavy hair look polished, instead of messy like it normally looks." ...PLEASE.... tell the secret! I am ready to chop mine off!!!
I Met Tim Gunn Wearing K-Mart Pants and Other Totally True Adventures from BlogHer 09
The main reason I went to BlogHer was to meet some of the Peevers who have been posting on The Peevery (my main blog, for those of you who are new here) for years and who I have never met in person. I was hoping to meet more readers but I was only able to connect with Neilochka from Citizen of t...
ARG! I agree! I was checking out a totally awesome ...err..hiccup.. and was so P-O'ed they had no pricing info... let alone information on stores that carry their item. WTF??? Why have a website?
Why bother?
I hate when companies have a website that doesn't offer any information. If your website is only going to have a few stock photos and your store address (not even store hours), don't bother.
What a shit!
Hot Chicks with D-Bags
I just got back from camping (5th Annual Girls Camping now with Boys - six of us went this year) and I am appalled at my cute, funny, smart, friend's boyfriend. He is awful. Three examples of his awfulness: He is unkind to animals. There was a wookdpecker just doing its thing and pecking a...
AND there should be a pre-screening process before people come to camp!
You Make Me Laugh, and by Laugh I Mean Vomit
Related to Freddy's post: I recently spent way too much time with a woman who laughed after everything she said. And nothing she said was funny. If someone chuckled a bit she would then repeat herself and of course laugh again. AND, if someone else said something funny, she would repeat what ...
HA!! I was away 6 of 8 days under very similar conditions... It took me forever to catch up.
It's ridiculous what I find important in my life now!
On a positive note! I wouldn't trade my time away with the old man and my BFF for the hrs I would've wasted watching Michael Jackson coverage or reading nonsense on Twitter...
Behind By A Mile
This past weekend, I went to Findley Lake for a 4th of July vacation with my family. The things that we had? Sahlen's hot dogs, Aunt Kathy's potato salad, Mom's macaroni salad, my chip dip, Dad's cheese-bean-salsa dip, Uncle Howie's pontoon boat to watch fireworks from the middle of the lake, ...
The Green caps here are Buttermilk. YUCK!
Color Me Aggravated
I have been going to the same chain of grocery stores - Tops Friendly Markets - for about 25 years. For as long as I can remember, the milk has been color coded the exact same way. Red accented cartons and labels meant whole milk; green indicated 2%, blue meant 1%, and light blue was reserved ...
I love it!
#13 - HILARIOUS!
Interview with TuSon (21 years, 344 days)
1. What is something mommy always says to you? Don't drive and talk on the phone at the same time. 2. What makes mommy happy? good grades and family 3. What makes mommy sad? dog hair 4. How does your mommy make you laugh? setting herself up for being made fun of 5. What did your mommy...
Get a dog... Most times I don't see the evidence unless there is a stain on the rug. Gross I know. Dogs are gross!
The Late Show
For some odd reason, both of our cats have decided that the best time to take care of gastrointestinal issues is between 11:00 pm and 4:30 am. Cookie, the long-haired cat, likes to hack up furballs in extremely inconsiderate locations - directly in front of the bathroom door, right next to the ...
You pick off all your toenails? After the manicure, pedicure and massage. You may want to consult a professional... They're called 'bartenders'!
Stress Test
Apparently, when I get stressed, I pick off all my toenails and fingernails. The douche at work who was acting so douchey on Friday owes me a manicure and pedicure. Not sure what he owes me for making me have to have a meeting with my boss on Monday morning. Douche.
I have 'friends' that text me daily the ... "send to 10 friends or someone will die" or "forward to 5 bffs or your true love will leave you" or "you are beautiful" with glittery blinking pictures of hearts and flowers. (blech) I NEVER respond to ANY of them.
ENOUGH already!
Fwd: Delete!
I know this is a common peeve, but it is rearing its ugly head in my inbox again. I hate "funny" forwards! I am not the same political affiliation as my mother. I have asked her to stop, yet somehow I continue to get her fwds with political "humor"- when she isn't forwarding political jokes sh...
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