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My favorite is the one where she is on her Papa's shoulders and doing something funny to your head. I think it captures her spirit and your family perfectly!
Sigh... it's hard. I was hard. I know my children will make it hard. Circle of life I guess. You are going to survive and live to tell us allllll about it!
Oh I needed a Dr. B circa 2007. Now I think my sister will assume I am one! I'm big on the ignoring... no eye contact, no sense of urgency, calm, calm, calm - even though inside is whatever the polar opposite of calm is. Kids are beautiful creatures that just want to make us happy most of the time. It actually makes it even more heartbreaking, yeah?
Toggle Commented Dec 1, 2011 on Mazzy's First Punishment at Mommy Shorts
Once I smiled for days because my oldest, then 4, looked at the beauty on the cover of Runners World that month and said look Mommy that's you! Squueeeee Then, the next month I randomly bought something like Redbook with Paula Deen and he said the same. Damn. Thing. Damn.
Toggle Commented Nov 10, 2011 on When Parenting Gets AWKWARD at Mommy Shorts
This is AWESOME... and I don't mean that in a yay rah awesome. I feel so much responsibility as a parent. I want LEO above to write that in memo form and send it to every household in America. If our children are failing to stand up to this then we are failing them.
I read one version of the drama and agreed with her side so I'm assuming I wouldn't with the other. I think you are so right about making alcohol a cheap joke and I know I've fallen to it myself. I'm a work in progress still! And no kids, means there are no rules!
Toggle Commented Sep 26, 2011 on Wine:Thirty? at Funny or Snot
My husband and I joke about this all the time... and Science...eeeekkk! I'm counting on the neighbors kids to be smart enough for this.
Toggle Commented Sep 21, 2011 on Right Angle at Funny or Snot
My thing is the kitchen, when you come in and it's noticeably clean let's all try to keep it that way. At the very least the other tall person should be able to put his breakfast bowl in the dishwasher that is RIGHT NEXT TO THE SINK!!!!!
Toggle Commented Sep 13, 2011 on Sunday Night Light at Funny or Snot
I like my van, a lot! I think I have convinced myself somewhere along the way that it looks close enough to a really cool SUV and that when people give me a second glance it's because I'm still carrying my MILF card - not because I'm toting 4 kids under 4.
ICK, NO turtles!! Tell your Mom she can buy her one but has to leave it at her house. See how much she wants one for her then!
Toggle Commented Aug 18, 2011 on WTF Wednesday 8/17/2011 at Funny or Snot
New reader and so not disappointed! We could not pull this off in our neighborhood due to some unfortunate circumstances (read: serious white trash, and they don't even realize it!!) They are fun to drink with though so we let it slide!
Toggle Commented Aug 16, 2011 on White Trash Bash Revisited at Funny or Snot
I was so curious to read the other comments because I think about this a lot. I'm a planner. We always planned on 4 and we have 4. The twins were a wonderful surprise but got us to 4 quicker than I anticipated. My oldest is 5 and soon starting the big bad school bus thing (eeeek) and I'm terrified. I know we are done but I'm sad about it at the same time. I wrote a post about that a couple of weeks ago. I don't know that I'll ever not wonder what like would have been like with just one more. But we are happy and perfect for us.
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