I live in a suburb of Nashville. I wonder why this didn't get extensive local media coverage?

I was born and raised in The Garden State and now live near Nashville. How in the world did Tennessee beat out New Jersey on the sin index? I demand a recount!

Shoddy reporting! There's absolutely no mention of the eleven men's martial status.

And when Kiefer does his next commercial for José Cuervo, he'll also debut his next song, entitled "Not Enough Tequila."

As a resident of Tennessee who also lived a few years in the City of Clarksville, I can state with confidence that Clarksville is, indeed, the Florida of Tennessee.

Dear Dave: Out of curiosity, what is the average number of emails you get from Blogits daily?

I would gladly give up a ring in exchange for a lifetime pass to Auntie Anne's Pretzels.

Why did the researchers give the women testosterone before testing their sense of direction?

My dog Bruno is an excellent judge of character. If I had paid attention to how he reacted to two men I let him meet, I could've saved myself a world of trouble. I wish I could completely and accurately assess a man's character by simply sniffing the back of his hand for ten seconds.

I say either The Blog should schedule a strumpdate or we Blogits should arrange a meeting in Flathead County.

Shoddy reporting. There is no mention of his marital status.

Nurse Cindy, I checked out the website. He's out in the middle of nowhere in East Tennessee quite close to the North Carolina border.

Shoddy reporting! No mention of the man's marital status.

Who is the guy in the middle?

The Geezer Bus is always the safest way to travel.

I am surprised Kansas City didn't make the least courteous list. In all my prior intra-continental vehicular wanderings, I had more near death experiences at the hands of Kansas City drivers than anywhere else, and I am from New Jersey!

Shoddy reporting. No mention of the marital status of any of the men involved.

Is there any correlation between Flathead County's lawlessness and the arrival of Maury Povich as a resident?

Yet another reason why I left the state.

Murfreesboro is only 23 miles from me. I wonder how drunk he would have to get to clean my apartment without permission?

Oh, and I wore Calvin Klein's "Obsession." So, I think I at least smelled better than the robot.

I brought the Cheez-its to him as a gift. He also wore a dark navy blue blazer.

I hate to say this, but I think the Blog has been, as they say, "Onioned."

Soooooooooo...who did he get to pose as the kidnappers? Did he hire someone or get the buddies he drank with to do the job?

These are great, Dave. Thanks for posting!