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DavidsHarp@NetZero.Net
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I live in a suburb of Nashville. I wonder why this didn't get extensive local media coverage?
WE MIGHT AS WELL TEAR UP THE CONSTITUTION
A naked man who police found doing jumping jacks in the women’s bathroom of a McDonald’s in Tennessee was arrested Monday on public indecency, trespass, and public intoxication charges. (Thanks to Le Petomane and funny man)
I was born and raised in The Garden State and now live near Nashville.
How in the world did Tennessee beat out New Jersey on the sin index? I demand a recount!
GUESS WHO’S NUMBER ONE
2018’s Most Sinful States in America
Shoddy reporting! There's absolutely no mention of the eleven men's martial status.
TRAFFIC-CONE COLLECTOR, FOR EXAMPLE
11 Men With Extremely Boring Hobbies (Thanks to Roberto)
And when Kiefer does his next commercial for José Cuervo, he'll also debut his next song, entitled "Not Enough Tequila."
HIS SONGS WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE THIGH OF YOUR HEART
See Kiefer Sutherland's Debut Country-Music Video 'Not Enough Whiskey' (Thanks to Sharon [The Minx] Lurie)
As a resident of Tennessee who also lived a few years in the City of Clarksville, I can state with confidence that Clarksville is, indeed, the Florida of Tennessee.
POSSIBLY THE BEST HEADLINE IN SEVERAL MONTHS
Man urinates in Wal-Mart as he puts trout in pants (Thanks to Unholy Slacker, judy b. and Sharon [The Minx] Lurie)
Dear Dave:
Out of curiosity, what is the average number of emails you get from Blogits daily?
MAIL TO THE BLOG
I just noticed that no new emails have arrived for the past few hours. This means that either nothing stupid is happening in the world, or there's something wrong with the email. Either way rest assured that Judi will be fired.
I would gladly give up a ring in exchange for a lifetime pass to Auntie Anne's Pretzels.
IT'S TOUGH OUT THERE FOR A GUY
Elaborate Proposal Turns Into Trainwreck When Woman Deems Diamond Too Small (Thanks to Rob Simbeck)
Why did the researchers give the women testosterone before testing their sense of direction?
WE'RE NOT SAYING THIS. *SCIENCE* IS SAYING THIS.
Men have a better sense of direction than women, study says Autoplay. (Thanks to Monique)
My dog Bruno is an excellent judge of character. If I had paid attention to how he reacted to two men I let him meet, I could've saved myself a world of trouble.
I wish I could completely and accurately assess a man's character by simply sniffing the back of his hand for ten seconds.
WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
Man accused of cooking ex-girlfriend's dog, feeding it to her (Thanks to Rich Steurer)
I say either The Blog should schedule a strumpdate or we Blogits should arrange a meeting in Flathead County.
FLATHEAD: A COUNTY ON EDGE
4:55 p.m. An employee of an Evergreen grocery store called in to talk about the “national day of rage.” (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Shoddy reporting. There is no mention of his marital status.
'SPONSORED BY BUD LIGHT'
Maine Man, 19, Poses For New Mug Shot Wearing T-Shirt With Photo Of His Old Mug Shot (Thanks to Chris Elzi, Allen at Division and Jim Kenaston)
Nurse Cindy, I checked out the website. He's out in the middle of nowhere in East Tennessee quite close to the North Carolina border.
EVEN CLASSIER THAN PLASTIC FLAMINGOS
Tennessee man builds life-size dinosaur park in backyard (Thnaks to Bill Hudgins)
Shoddy reporting! No mention of the man's marital status.
EVEN CLASSIER THAN PLASTIC FLAMINGOS
Tennessee man builds life-size dinosaur park in backyard (Thnaks to Bill Hudgins)
Who is the guy in the middle?
POST HUNT UPDATE
We clearly have no idea what we're doing.
The Geezer Bus is always the safest way to travel.
'I'M 85 YEARS OLD. IF YOU WANT TO SHOOT, GO AHEAD AND SHOOT'
Robber no match for elderly casino couple And stay off their lawn. (Thanks to Craig Roberts)
I am surprised Kansas City didn't make the least courteous list.
In all my prior intra-continental vehicular wanderings, I had more near death experiences at the hands of Kansas City drivers than anywhere else, and I am from New Jersey!
SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG HERE
Where is New York? WHERE THE HELL IS MIAMI? (Thanks to Nelson Maylone)
Shoddy reporting. No mention of the marital status of any of the men involved.
GUYS IN ACTION
Nashville man leads effort to build full-scale Millennium Falcon Key Unsurprising Quote: "It hasn't been done before." (Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
Is there any correlation between Flathead County's lawlessness and the arrival of Maury Povich as a resident?
DON'T TRY TO TELL THIS BLOG THESE TWO INCIDENTS AREN'T CONNECTED
10:21 a.m. A Columbia Falls woman called in with additional information regarding the mysterious Tylenol tablets she found on her floor. 10:35 a.m. A handful of runaway mules were spotted on Church Drive. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who saks, "A handful?")
Yet another reason why I left the state.
JERSEY
Whale Washes up in New Jersey, Gets Graffiti Tag (Thanks to Jon Harris)
Murfreesboro is only 23 miles from me. I wonder how drunk he would have to get to clean my apartment without permission?
GUYS IN ACTION
Drunken Murfreesboro man mows someone else's yard (Thanks to Sharon [The Minx] Lurie)
Oh, and I wore Calvin Klein's "Obsession." So, I think I at least smelled better than the robot.
STRUMPDATE, FINAL ENTRY?
The Blog and The Minx and the Cheez-its, oh my.
I brought the Cheez-its to him as a gift. He also wore a dark navy blue blazer.
STRUMPDATE, FINAL ENTRY?
The Blog and The Minx and the Cheez-its, oh my.
I hate to say this, but I think the Blog has been, as they say, "Onioned."
YEAH, IT'S DEFINITELY THE TOOTHPASTE
Man Sues Close Up Toothpaste After He Failed To Seduce Women Key Quote: “Right from my college to now in my office, no girl ever agreed to even go out for a tea or coffee with me, even though I’m sure they could smell my breath." (Thanks to Ralph)
Soooooooooo...who did he get to pose as the kidnappers? Did he hire someone or get the buddies he drank with to do the job?
IT WAS EITHER THAT OR ACTUALLY TELL THE TRUTH TO HIS WIFE
Man accused of faking kidnapping to party with friends (Thanks to Loudmouth)
These are great, Dave. Thanks for posting!
SAM GOES TO CHURCH
An essay by my little bro.
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