As a graphic designer who has spent the past 25 years designing ads for magazines and newspapers, I completely agree with your post (hilarious, Lauren!) and most of the comments. It's always interested me how fonts come and go in trends, like Copperplate did about 10 years ago. It's nice to know I'm not the only one who gets a migraine when someone uses Old English all in UPPERCASE. That comes under the category of "For the Love of God, Make It Stop". Head, wall, bang, bang.