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Have the new writers started?
Because BOTH AMC & OLTL seem to have sudden kicked into high gear!
In The Worst Way
It's frustrating that I'm too insanely busy to pay attention to soaps much these days because, really, OLTL is on freakin' fire. In all honesty, it's the only show I've gotten a chance to watch in weeks. As upset as I was about the reduction to two episodes per week instead of four? Now I'm supe...
I don't... & never will... watch this show....
But with her hair like that, Brooke looks like Jennifer Saunders, which makes this all look like a hiLARious parody of soaps!
There Is No Spatula Large Enough To Lay It On This Thick
Anywhere in the world. There couldn't be! (Okay, maybe one.) I realize I can barely come up with anything else to say about B&B lately, but I seriously cannot get enough of hearing all these completely deluded borderline-psychotics come up with ways to defend the indefensible. Today, we had Bro...
Sheesh, SHELTER is Douche Central!
.... & it's a fine dining establishment as well?!?!?
That hurts my head as well as my stomach.
.... And you KNOW I want OLTL to succeed!
The Day That Got Way Better
Today started rough, y'all. As I'm sure many of you experienced, for some technical reason Hulu had not posted today's new One Life to Live by morning -- and it's become my getting-dressed routine! Add to that the fact that my television's HDMI ports have been on the fritz so I couldn't put anyt...
...."NEIL GENZLINGER".....
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/04/arts/television/all-my-children-and-one-life-to-live-on-hulu-and-itunes.html?_r=0
I should't take it personally.... but I do!
Top Reasons NOT to Watch the New AMC and OLTL
Y'all, it's literally less than one day away. Oh wait, I shouldn't watch. Here's a poll that I developed after combing the internet and finding the most popular reasons that people are not going to watch the revived All My Children and One Life to Live and I think you'll all agree that this is h...
I've been astounded by the just plain STOOPIT comments I've seen around the net...
They reinforce all the worst stereotypes about people who watch soaps!
BTW, did you see the piece in the NYT?!?!?
The writer hasn't respect for the genre, and assumes his readers don't either. He cites on of his issues as "Any young characters are played by actors far too old for the roles."
HAS HE EVER EVEN SEEN A TELEVISON SHOW BEFORE?!?!?!
Top Reasons NOT to Watch the New AMC and OLTL
Y'all, it's literally less than one day away. Oh wait, I shouldn't watch. Here's a poll that I developed after combing the internet and finding the most popular reasons that people are not going to watch the revived All My Children and One Life to Live and I think you'll all agree that this is h...
I never cared for CARA or GRIFFIN before... They were a bandaid on, lets face it, what was a corpse.
But this time, I like them! If I remember correctly, they were the first to sign on... I admire & appreciate that.... Coz who REALLY had faith that this was gonna happen????
Maybe I'm just in a POLYANNA mood, but I like EVERONE so far... Even CELIA has improved during this single week!
And has anyone else zoned out & forgotten we're watching something ALL-NEW? I'll be sittin' there, and all of a sudden it will hit me, HOLY FREAKIN YOWSERS, my friends & family are BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!!!
(In that sense, I can understand the blasé reaction to VICTOR's return on OLTL!)
All My Profound Thanks
I promise* that I will soon stop making "All My..." jokes. It just feels so good to be able to make them again and have them be relevant! And the truth of the matter is that I really do have so many reasons to be thankful for All My Children, like how it's back in my life, for starters, but also...
Is it my imagination or is BLAIR more GORGEOUS than ever?!?!?!
VIKI: "Bathroom Reading, at best!"
HAAAAAAA!
(do they have bathrooms at Llanfair?)
I am pleasantly surprised with Corbin Bleu... Not only can he hold his own, but he is LIKEABLE.
I continue to be impressed with DANI... Ms. Missal must have been studying in the interim, plus her character is actually DOING something now, not just REacting to others.
I agree with the poster above; something was MORE maternal (& endearing) about NORA than in the old OLTL.
I have ONE LITTLE TINY COMPLAINT..... They couldn't have found a better wig for DORIAN?!?!?!?!
That shabby thing came right off the shelf at RICKY'S™!!!!
And That Life Keeps On Livin'
Y'all, I have in no way calmed down or adjusted to this little fantasy world we're now living in where we can wake up to new episodes of One Life to Live every day. And it's just getting better, really. The first episode really had to cram everyone in, have an event as a set-piece, and give at ...
OLTL was WAY BETTER than I was expecting!
I almost wet my pants when I saw the library at Llanfair! That set is what I picture when people say "Go to your Happy Place"... to see it again after already having said goodbye... I don't have a word for that feeling.
I did NOT like Blair hittin' on that kid... way more likely she would go after one of those hot bouncers at her club! Blair Cramer wants a MEAL, not a snack!!!
I was most impressed with Dani! She has grown as an actress & I'm excited to see where she goes from here!
I was fearful of the Destiny recast... the STRENGTH of the character was how REAL the previous actress was! But damn, this new actress IS sexy!
LOVED Tea's scene in the nursery!
EXCITED that David mentioned Roxy; that means there's a chance Ilene Kristen could come back!
The Second Life to Live
Okay, this is just surreal. It might be the ridiculous amounts of coffee, but my hands are a little shaky as I sit down to type this out and I actually clicked on the "One Life to Live" category for this post and it wasn't about anticipation and it wasn't about OLTL characters on another show, b...
I preferred the AMC opening to OLTL, though I think OLTL is the tighter show.
I am THRILLED with this Miranda!! She can act AND she has personality!
I TOTALLY buy her as Erica Kane's granddaughter!
I got a little weepy over The Hubbards. Smart to make Angie & Jesse the center of the show.
LOVE that they've just DELETED Randi from everyone's memory! That was a deliberate dis & I am petty enough to enjoy it!
This Petey is too "perfect" looking...too scrubbed & plucked... like he's CGI & everyone else is real.
When I see his face, all I can think about is how long it must take to do his eyebrows.
All My (New and Returning and Rapidly Aged) Children
The most ridiculous part of my day was not the sheer and utter GLEE I had at the return of All My Children and the way I actually squealed when the show opened with Brooke and Adam, because none of that is ridiculous at all. It's expected: Chandlers and Hubbards and Cortlandts are back in our li...
¡MAX & ROXY!
One Life to Love (or Really, THOUSANDS)
Time for another poll to ease the pain of our loss! I know this one's going to get me in big trouble because of some RIDICULOUS SUPER-AMAZING OBVIOUS couple that I didn't put in my list of fifty possibilities, but please keep in mind that this is just for fun and out of the literally thousands o...
Don't know why my post was cut off... but I was saying, after that scene with SAM, I was hugging everyone thru the holidays, declaring, "You *ARE* a good guy!!!"
How to Celebrate Christmas, Manning-Style (or How Is This So Awesome?)
Well. I don't think I can word it a new way, so I'll just quote myself (from Serial Drama's Facebook page). Friday's One Life to Live was "a jam-packed flashback-laden meta-soapy heartbreaking and fabulous smorgasbord of joy. Holy soaptasticness. I couldn't even snark on this if you paid me one ...
I really appreciate that they didn't make KIM "evil", that they showed the reality that sometimes, things just don't work out, & people part ways... & it can be done peacefully & loving, with no "bad guys".
I've Had It! Leave My Soap Mom Alone!
How many times can I handle looking at Viki's little crestfallen, heartbroken face this year? Hasn't it happened enough? But once again today, Viki walked in on the man she loves with someone else (thankfully it wasn't quite as graphic an eye-full as last time and it was just a kiss that she wit...
Since seeing SAM, I've been going up to everyone at parties, hugging them & saying, "You're ★ALREADY★ a Good Guy!!!"
How to Celebrate Christmas, Manning-Style (or How Is This So Awesome?)
Well. I don't think I can word it a new way, so I'll just quote myself (from Serial Drama's Facebook page). Friday's One Life to Live was "a jam-packed flashback-laden meta-soapy heartbreaking and fabulous smorgasbord of joy. Holy soaptasticness. I couldn't even snark on this if you paid me one ...
I've said before: The Viewer may ASPIRE to be VIKI, DORIAN or BLAIR, but The Viewer ★IS★ ROXY!
This was 1,000,000% LOVE LETTER & I was hyperventilating from laughing so much!
& then... choking up.
What a wonderful feeling to know that ONE LIFE TO LIVE loves us back!
The Greatest Hour Of My Life
Oh, am I overstating the case? Well, if this isn't your first visit, you know I'm a tad prone to hyperbole when I get excited. But really, I'm still floating around the room and dancing little jigs about today's episode (and you're lucky you're not here because my jigs do not look pretty). Today...
CLINT's attraction to KIM is very ASA-esque!
Have you seen how sexxxxehh CAIN ROGAN looks on BREAKING BAD?
& hey, isn't that Mary Testa as ALBERTA in that TABERNACLE clip?!?
The Old-School Approach
Because my way-too-new-and-expensive-for-this-crap laptop crashed and is waiting for its turn at the computer doctor, I've rented an utterly craptastic replacement in the interim. I just waited fifteen minutes for it to start up and and then another five minutes for this web page to load, so let...
The viewer may ASPIRE to be VIKI or DORIAN, but the viewer IS ROXY!
They Hem and They Haw, But the Hair is All Wrong
Y'all. This is getting harder to do every day. I can't digest episodes the way I used to anymore. I knew I'd get into panic mode once we were past the six-weeks-left mark and, sure enough, I'm getting worse at this instead of better! Today, for instance, the sads started to hit when I realized G...
It was PURE LOVE LETTER & I was grinnin' ear to ear!!!
& unashamedly teary-eyed!
What a TREAT to see VIKI getting all flustered & hurt... it almost seemed like she was going to go NIKI SMITH for a moment!
Didn't NOELLE's pie look gooooood?!?!?!
I must be getting even more sentimental in my old age (or as we near The End), because I don't even mind NEELA & JACK!
& KIM.... that Amanda Setton is a CARTOON of GORGEOUSNESS!
Each of her eyes are, like, three feet wide!
...& from me, that's an ultimate compliment!
Of course ROXY is my favorite; not only do I love her, but I'm PROUD of her!
Getting a "Thank You" Note Through the Airwaves
I wanted to post yesterday after the terrific launch of the mini-storyline of One Life to Live's soap-within-a-soap Fraternity Row, but I was a little too exhausted by life. Luckily today ramped it up, and my giddiness is still intact. Well, my bittersweet giddiness. I don't even know where to ...
Its a double dose of tears today with the BALTIC AVE™ news & now MATTHEW.
...& I hadn't even recovered from cryin' over BRODY!
⚡❤⚡
The Darkest Day (or Matthew Speaks For Us All)
I feel like today's post should be a sympathy card. There was some cruel television twist of fate that aired today's episode on the same day as today's announcement. And do not say I didn't warn you. If you haven't seen today's episode of One Life to Live, stop reading. You don't want to read t...
I cried.
I cried, not only for BRODY & LIAM, not only for OLTL & The End Of Soaps, but for everything that has happened in "real life" during this storyline.
Seriously, this story seems to have begun 3-5 years ago, & during that time people have come & gone, jobs have come & gone; life has changed.
I deeply appreciate that OLTL is allowing this to resolve with no "villain".
Let's hold hands & face The End together.
Farewell to the Pairing of the Year
It'll help if you play this as you scroll down. Slowly! Sparrow House - When I Am Gone I am so sad there won't be any more Brody and Liam moments! How cute was Liam with that pacifier just looking so tranquil while Daddy's pointing a gun at Other Daddy? I will miss Brody as Liam's father. ...
Another favorite thing: VIKI had her hair blown out in between her upstairs & downstairs scenes!
Llanview Forever!
One Life to Live films its final episode at ABC Studios tomorrow, and it's a good thing I have plans all day and night because you otherwise might be seeing my name in the papers tomorrow with a headline like, "Strange Weepy Hysterical Lunatic Woman in Blue Shirt Hurls Self Through Window of UWS...
On thing that CRACKS ME UP is that this little dog is SOOOOO WELL-BEHAVED, so all the actors have to go OVER THE TOP playing that she's so "BAAAAAD" to compensate for what a darling she is!
The Mind of a Non-Mutt (Despite What They Call Her)
Princess David Vickers has a few things to say. And she said a few of them on Friday, but I'm going to do a little extrapolation on what else she would have said had she been given the chance to do so. "Cousin Natalie, you look pretty miserable for a bride-to-be on her wedding day. There's s...
The tragedy of JACK is thinking of what a juicy OPPORTUNITY the role would have been for an actor who could actually ACT... & ENJOYED acting.
This Trischetta kid doesn't seem to even really want to be there (a little enthusiasm can make up for a lot of talent), & anyone who thinks he's improving is kidding themselves.
Choosing the Wrong Boy (or ALSO)
First of all, who is Nadia? Is this another new character? That was a lot more than an under-five so I'm confused. I mean she's pretty and lovely and all, but how many new characters are we really going to introduce in the final two months of the show? (I need to stop using phrases like "fin...
Louise, I heard your jaw drop all the way over here on that "She's ok; she's ok..." line!!!
He's the arbiter or what's "ok"!!!!
Can We Get To It Already (or Victodd's Moonlighting)
There are paternity storylines that go on for months or years or even decades on soaps and they work just fine, so why is it that "Who Is Liam's Father?" feels like the longest, most drawn-out paternity story in history? Well, I came up with a few possibilities. We know who Liam's father is, for...
I am PROUD of TINA!
I Hereby Declare November 2nd as Tina Clayton Lord Roberts Day!
Tina reigned supreme today. It was her episode, from beginning to end. From the beginning, when she read Clint the riot act for coming down so hard on her for, quite frankly, having no more sketchy a personal track record than his own. Somehow when other characters unload on Clint, it just comes...
Maybe its just coz I'm old, but TINA & CORD are making me SWOON!
I don't think we've had ROMANCE like this for many years!
& yes, I was gettin' turned ON in the barn scene!
Llanview's Halloween Makes Good (And Bad... So, So Bad)
Oh, Afternoon Television Program, how you toy with me! How you break my heart and fill my heart and anger my heart! Sweet mercy, what a rollercoaster today's episode was. Should I start with the good and the awesome because I'm super-giddy about it and can't wait to talk about it? Or should I st...
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