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Given her attitude regarding her son's shoplifting, I suspect that she does quite a bit herself and that her no longer going there will be a net gain for Kohls.
The Entitlement Complex: Why Should I Be Penalized For My Child's Shoplifting?!
Editor's note: Well my brain just had a Blue Screen Of Death trying to process that... thanks for forcing me to do a hard reboot. XD On a more serious note, lady, are you fucking stupid? They don't want your business if you just dismiss that your child committed a fucking CRIME! That he d...
Passport, Military ID, and a signed notarized statement from God attesting to your identity.
Signage For Customers Wanting to Cash Personal Checks
From u/Half_Baked_King
I am sure she is preparing the Magic Blue Fluid for a feminine hygene ad.
#BadStockPhotosOfMyJob: But We Know She's A Scientist Because She's Wearing Goggles!
Always observe proper lab PPE. For women, wear oversized gloves and lacy black camisoles. #BadStockPhotosofmyJob pic.twitter.com/TiP9SSOJE9— Zabrina Malto (@zabrinamalto) July 15, 2018
So, if I can't get near the register to pay it is free, right?
Poor Planning: This Subway Counter
From u/Caffeinated_water: My local Subway has a pole blocking the entire checkout counter
Rapidly driving yourself into a Diabetic Coma would sorta count as "managing" it...
Signage Slip-Ups: Affordable Diabetes Management
--u/thatllamaguy447
Some fabrics are edible....
This Bathroom Signage For Employees at Ross
u/TurboTristan: They make food at Ross?
That is borderline evil.
Sidewalk Signage: Free Beer for World Cup
-- gabis1
This is NOT an engineering failure. This was clearly a deliberate decision. They don't want anyone using it, so it being difficult to do so is a WIN not a FAIL.
Engineering Fail: Going Down This Escalator Is Going To Be A Challenge
McDonalds is simply signalling their acceptance of the mutant community.
Crappy Design: This six-fingered hand on a McDonald’s self serve counter
From falconbiscuit
1)This product is found in several categories. For the other categories there is nothing even slightly off about the presence of that alleged beer.
2)That isn't the main image for the product. The main image is just the bag.
3)The adults who will be purchasing this for their kids use are probably smart enough to not put beer cans in their kids lunch.
Budweiser: #1 Best Seller in Kids Lunch Bag beverages on Amazon
From DragonLizardFairy
Why do I suspect that using his head as a parking brake will be this kid's career highlight?
Meanwhile in Walmart...
From Devi97
This is clearly for a program run by Mr. Benjamin Math.
English Is Hard: When Math Tutors English
--Rubik842
The number is rather obviously hidden by the price tag.
English is Hard: No Limit To The Coupons Then?
--zuesthemoose
Don't you mean "I'll get you next thyme!"?
English is Hard: Break Issues
From t_bizness
Its not who you think it is. Its someone elsa.
Cake Mistakes: I Don't Think This Store will Have To Worry About Hearing From Disney's Lawyers
From Destructomat: I love cakes, but this one scares me...
Not only are they vegan, they come pre-colored!
Entertaining Easter Images: Vegan Easter Eggs
--dutchcourage-
Definite douchebaggery there, but I have to wonder why a place that is entirely about serving the disabled only has 2 disabled spaces.
Parking Hogs: ...They're Blocking The Ramp
This douche is parked in front of a company that provides physical and occupational therapy services to disabled kids. These are the only two handicap spaces and they're blocking the ramp. --norcalairman
It is called a "Loss Leader". The idea is that you get them in to the store in the hope that either they will buy a bunch of other stuff at the same time or you can get them to tack on overpriced warranties and similar nonsense.
Sometimes it works, others you just lose money.
Retail Hell Memories: Saving and ruining the same day.
From WhySoWrong Tales From Retail: The Saving Years ago on a busy Black Friday morning at "Save Money, Shop Elsewhere" I overheard two customers complaining about a competitor as they waited in line for cheap games. It seems the competitor advertised some half priced brand name portable GPS...
Don't you know that this is what you are supposed to drink with your Tide Pods... Its like the whole "White wine with fish, Red wine with meat" thing.
Signage Slip-Ups: Gotta Stay Hydrated
From sumdonkuskid
I expect they will also get arguments about it not expiring until 9017.
Font Fails: 20 Not 90
From mccarthybergeron
I chose to believe that it was deliberate.
Signage Slip-Ups: When your out of order sign is out of order...
From Bhajj94
Clearly you are supposed to figure out ahead of time how much you will need and bring it over with you.
You Had One Job: A bit of a stretch
--Bev Ossowski
Unless you are obese, that is sufficient room. Of course it is a bit awkward and would be better to have it mounted on the back wall instead.
Engineering Fails: If You're Drunk, You Can Lean Forward, Or Lean Back
--SquidyQ
Did you ever stop to think that maybe Santa LIKES that sort of thing?
Holiday Humor: Who Was The Marketing Genius That Thought Peeing Down Santa's Gullet Was A Good Idea?
--sarge_and_reds
This is why you drink both at once, and never worry about the time of day.
Sidewalk Signage Ponders What It's Wondering All Day
From XD_3VIL_M0NKEY
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