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Given her attitude regarding her son's shoplifting, I suspect that she does quite a bit herself and that her no longer going there will be a net gain for Kohls.
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Passport, Military ID, and a signed notarized statement from God attesting to your identity.
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I am sure she is preparing the Magic Blue Fluid for a feminine hygene ad.
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So, if I can't get near the register to pay it is free, right?
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Rapidly driving yourself into a Diabetic Coma would sorta count as "managing" it...
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Some fabrics are edible....
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That is borderline evil.
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This is NOT an engineering failure. This was clearly a deliberate decision. They don't want anyone using it, so it being difficult to do so is a WIN not a FAIL.
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McDonalds is simply signalling their acceptance of the mutant community.
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1)This product is found in several categories. For the other categories there is nothing even slightly off about the presence of that alleged beer. 2)That isn't the main image for the product. The main image is just the bag. 3)The adults who will be purchasing this for their kids use are probably smart enough to not put beer cans in their kids lunch.
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Why do I suspect that using his head as a parking brake will be this kid's career highlight?
Toggle Commented Apr 29, 2018 on Meanwhile in Walmart... at Retail Hell Underground
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This is clearly for a program run by Mr. Benjamin Math.
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The number is rather obviously hidden by the price tag.
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Don't you mean "I'll get you next thyme!"?
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Its not who you think it is. Its someone elsa.
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Not only are they vegan, they come pre-colored!
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Definite douchebaggery there, but I have to wonder why a place that is entirely about serving the disabled only has 2 disabled spaces.
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It is called a "Loss Leader". The idea is that you get them in to the store in the hope that either they will buy a bunch of other stuff at the same time or you can get them to tack on overpriced warranties and similar nonsense. Sometimes it works, others you just lose money.
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Don't you know that this is what you are supposed to drink with your Tide Pods... Its like the whole "White wine with fish, Red wine with meat" thing.
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I expect they will also get arguments about it not expiring until 9017.
Toggle Commented Feb 19, 2018 on Font Fails: 20 Not 90 at Retail Hell Underground
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Clearly you are supposed to figure out ahead of time how much you will need and bring it over with you.
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Unless you are obese, that is sufficient room. Of course it is a bit awkward and would be better to have it mounted on the back wall instead.
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This is why you drink both at once, and never worry about the time of day.
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