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Justice Served: Banned, Arrested And Towed
From u/lendergle, PettyRevenge I was 18 and in my first "managerial" job. I.e. Swing Shift Manager at a fast food burger joint. Like every place, we had a couple of "usuals" who were assholes for the sake of being assholes. One of them, an over-the-top egregiously aggressive woman who found f...
"Hey Deputy Bob, guess what? I smell drugs at the butcher shop again!"
Being A Police Dog Is Serious Business!
Hur Dur, I'm a Police!
Nice to have when you're making Kung Paw chicken.
Re-Branding chicken feet at Walmart
From distillers_kiss
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Crazy Customers: The Screaming Phone Tantrum
From RHUer Sometimes you get those that use phones to ask if you carry a certain type of item… and then ask you to describe ALL the varieties (candles, clothing) that you carry to them, over the phone. It's a very squirmy feeling when you have someone demanding that you hurry up and list all...
I just got to say that picture cracks me up!
Sexism In The Workplace: YoU Can't Do That! You're A Woman!
From MissMariemayI, IDontWorkHereLady Comments I feel your pain. A few years ago I used to run the tech bench at a Big Office Supplies Store, and older men and women would always come in and ask me for a tech to help with their computer. When I would tell them that I was the lead tech, they w...
Start wearing a GoPro or one of their cheaper knock-offs at work. Video evidence is in your favor when crazy customers make up boolsheet complaints later.
Hardware Store Hell: Apparently I Was Rude to A Customer?
From szthesquid, Tales From Retail: Working in a hardware store. Was on my lunch break relaxing in the back room, eating a sandwich and browsing reddit on my phone. A woman walks in to the storeroom/lunch room. She just stands there and says "Hello". I spin my chair around, phone and sandwic...
And that's how we know Captain Hook is playing the course that day.
Meanwhile at a Florida Golf Course
Computer geeks who ask this question want to know what the computer's internals are like, ie. what processor, how much memory and how fast, what kind of graphics card, and so forth.
Dumbass Custys: "Just Tell Me What's In The Box!?"
From: ajew_blessyou Just a little background, this happened when I was working for a big consumer electronics store in Canada (not Future Shop). I worked in the computers section, which covered anything from desktops to laptops to peripherals. It was just a typical day on the job, when a (rat...
Geez, that "steak" probably came from a cow that died coughing.
Brave Dollar Store Custy Tastes the $1 Steak and Compares It To a More Expensive One
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