You could just strap it to the top of your car.

If Kenny has a friend who's a lawyer he might want to ask the lawyer to write them a letter. I would address it to the CEO by name. There is also the Federal Trade Commission. I also don't believe in losing sleep over things like this, but I also think it is good to not let actions like this go unchallenged.

YMMV, but I have never resented paying Adobe $10 per month for the package of Photoshop and Lightroom. We might want it to be otherwise, but the software world changes and knowing I can keep up and also get new function for the applications I use every day for this small amount is a good deal for me. I would not blame Apple too quickly, or let them off the hook right away either. CS6 is very long in the tooth. It appears that it will be an erratic performer at best with the new Mac OS. You can make these issues go away, get new function and new RAW support, among other things, for $10 per month.