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BUT IN WHAT *ORDER* DID HE CLEAN THEM?
Cleaner at luxury Chinese hotel caught cleaning toilet and drinking cups with same sponge (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
Posted 15 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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THIS IS HOW MOST OF OUR EVENINGS END
An Oklahoma man paid a visit a strip club at 3 a.m. — and police said that bad decision set in motion a bizarre series of events that resulted in him running naked down a country road. (Thanks to Charles... Continue reading
Posted 15 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME
You Can Now Buy Christmas Fairy Lights For Beards (Thanks to Ann) Continue reading
Posted 15 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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THAT WILL SHOW THEM
A Man Was so Angry His Flight Was Cancelled He Set His Own Luggage on Fire (Thanks to pharmaross and John Lobert) Continue reading
Posted 15 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT
A mini ice age could be on the way (Thanks to The Perts) Continue reading
Posted 15 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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NOW WITH ADDED PROTEIN
Woman discovers live frog in her Cava salad (Thanks to Bill Hudgins) Continue reading
Posted 15 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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CELEBRITY LIFESTYLES UPDATE
Sarah Logan Farted In The ‘Ride Along’ Car (Thanks tp pharmaross) Continue reading
Posted 15 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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ALL HUMANITY REJOICES
Wombat poop: Scientists have finally discovered why it's cubed (Thanks to Lisa Caplinger, Ralph, the Perts, funny man, Andrew Mendez and Michael Moyer) Continue reading
Posted 15 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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these kids today
University lecturers told DON'T USE CAPS as it frightens students (thanks to allen at division) Continue reading
Posted 15 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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CANADA: A NATION IN CHAOS
Stolen snowplow truck driven by man without pants crashes in Portugal Cove-St. Philip's (Thanks to The Perts) Continue reading
Posted 15 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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IN CASE YOU HAD ANY LINGERING DOUBTS ABOUT HIS UNFITNESS TO REIGN:
Prince William says his dad Prince Charles is ‘infatuated’ with squirrels Autoplay. (Thanks to Catherine DeLorey) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
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DUH, BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE WHERE YOU'VE JUST BEEN
Walking backwards can boost your short-term memory, study suggests (but scientists have no idea why!) (Thanks to coscolo) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
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AND IN SPORTS
Farting Controversy Clouds Grand Slam Of Darts Quarterfinal (Thanks to Cindy Pearson) Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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POLLY WANNA SHUT UP
Parrot’s smoke alarm impression was so good firefighters were called (Thanks to John Lobert, who says "You know who put him up to it.") Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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URGENT CELEBRITY UPDATE
Shania Twain once accidentally urinated during performance (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE
A man accused of threatening to blow up Willie’s Chicken Shack Tuesday night (Nov. 13) claimed to police when confronted about the allegation that his words were merely a reference to a bowel movement, the man’s warrant states. (Thanks to... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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TOTALLY JUSTIFIED
Man attacks roommates with ax over thermostat setting (Thanks to Jane Linderman) Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS A LOVELY CEREMONY
Casey walked down the aisle in her wedding gown, and when it came time for them to do her vows, she turned to all of their friends and family members and said, “There will be no wedding today. It seems... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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WHOEVER THAT IS
A holidaymaker who is suing British Airways for £10,000 has told a court he was injured after being forced to squeeze into a seat next to an obese man who was “the size of Jonah Lomu”. County We Are Not... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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THESE KIDS TODAY
You don't want to know. Seriously, you don't. (Thanks to Barry Nester and coscolo, who says, quote, "Ew.") Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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WE SAY GIVE HER THE CHAIR, IF THEY HAVE THE CHAIR IN CANADA
The Supreme Court of Canada agreed Thursday to hear the case of a woman who was ticketed and arrested after she refused instructions to hold onto an escalator handrail. (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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HE MEANT TO BUY CLOTHES
A man in China woke up with more than just a hangover Sunday after allegedly splashing out on a peacock, a giant salamander and a pig while drunk. (Thanks to Jon Harris) Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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STILL MORE FLORIDAAAAAAAAAA
Large-necked man and Joker lookalike are upping the ‘Florida Man’ mugshot game An elderly woman worried about the meth she was smoking. So she took it to her doctor, cops say (Thanks to pharmaross, Steve K and Jane Linderman) Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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WE BET IT'S REGISTERED IN FLORIDA
A camel - an actual camel - joins stranded motorists on Pa. highway (Thanks to Jay Brandes) It's a Worldwide Epidemic: German police secure seven camels loitering in supermarket car park (Thanks to Charles Steindel) Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY ETC?
Ford is testing self-driving cars in Miami for delivery of items like diapers and groceries (Thanks to Fabian Marson) Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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