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WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST SHRED THE BILL OF RIGHTS
California bill would ban the sale of Skittles (Thanks to vee) Continue reading
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SEND THIS SMELL TO WASHINGTON
Disgusting sewer smell drives Senate to abandon debates (Thanks to Ralph) You probably can't read the article. But you don't need to read the article. Continue reading
Posted 3 minutes ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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NEVER, EVER, RELAX IN A HOT TUB
Mountain lion attacks man from behind while he and his wife relaxed in hot tub (Thanks to Robert Moats) Continue reading
Posted 1 hour ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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WE CAN NOW RETIRE THE NOBEL PRIZE
This is an experiment determining once and for all if corgi butts float. The answer? Yes, corgi butts float. (Thanks to John Lobert) Continue reading
Posted 1 hour ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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NIGHTY-NIGHT!
Horror as monster snake discovered in bed (Thanks to Ubetcha and John Lobert, who says “I was gobsmacked when I saw that this happened in Australia.”) Continue reading
Posted 1 hour ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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THIS IS ASSUMING THEY CAN SOLVE THE GIANT SELF-CLONING GOLDFISH PROBLEM
Edmonton is where you want to be when the zombie apocalypse comes, study finds (Thanks to B&C) Continue reading
Posted 1 hour ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK
Men tunnel out of Virginia jail cell, then are found at IHOP The first place you look is Waffle House. (Thanks to Dennis Walter and Robert Moats) Continue reading
Posted 1 hour ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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GUESS WHERE THE BRIGALOW BELT IS*
'Rare and giant' trapdoor spider species, Euoplos dignitas, discovered in Brigalow Belt (Thanks to Christopher Shelley, The Fourth George and Robert Moats) *Right below the Brigalow Suspenders. Continue reading
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EVERYBODY OUT OF CANADA *NOW*
B.C. has a problem: Goldfish as large as a football are rapidly cloning themselves (Thanks to B&C) Continue reading
Posted 1 hour ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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BECAUSE ALL THIS TIME YOU’VE BEEN WONDERING
Adam West's Frantic Batman Performance Was All Because Of Some Itchy Tights (Thanks to Matt Filar) Continue reading
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HOOT COURT
Owl swoops into courtroom, sends magistrate 'running out screaming' (Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Guess who put him up to it.") Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
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WAKE UP, CANADA
Squirrel in equipment causes downtown Edmonds power outage Wednesday afternoon (Thanks to EricY) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
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WE ASSUME THEY'LL USE A DELOREAN
Scientists Are Preparing to Create a Traversable Quantum Wormhole (Thanks to Jim Kenaston, who says "These scientists have never been to the movies.") Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
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IF PEPPERONI WAS INVOLVED, IT'S A FELONY
A Summerfield man was arrested after allegedly slapping a woman’s face with a slice of pizza during an argument. (Thanks to Rick Day) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
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THE GOOD NEWS: THEY'RE ABOVE-AVERAGE DRIVERS
Florida's Burmese python population explodes, and USGS says it's 'likely impossible' to eradicate them (Thanks to Robert Moats) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
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WE ASKED CHATGPT, AND IT SAID: 'THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. YOU CAN TRUST ME!'
In San Francisco, some people wonder when A.I. will kill us all (Thanks to EricY, who says "If the squirrels don't get us first.") Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
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NO WORD ON HOW MANY GIRAFFES IT IS
Asteroid to fly between Earth and the Moon this week: report (Thanks to Robert Moats) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
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HELP YOURSELF
Crocodile joins picnic, steals cooler box (Thanks to John Lobert and Ralph) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
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NOBEL PRIZE ALERT
Man Invents Device So He Can Kiss Insects (Thanks to Ralph) After You Kiss Them, You Can Eat Them: Scorpion tamales and grasshopper tacos are on the menu at one of America’s best restaurants (Thanks to The Perts) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
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SPRING IS HERE, TIME TO REPAINT THE LAWN
Do Your Neighbors Paint Their Lawns Green? Increasingly, Yes (Thanks to Barry Nester) Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
Poop and parody to be argued at Supreme Court (Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w and Robert Moats) Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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WE'RE SEEING KERMIT
Woman discovers Shrek's face in pistachio ice cream (Thanks to John Lobert, who says "You guessed it: she was gobsmacked.") Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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HE'S PROBABLY THRILLED TO LEARN THEY WERE WRONG
Norfolk council sorry for wrongly telling man he is dead (Thanks to Barry Nester) Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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HARD PASS
Pike Place Fish Market to Offer New Smoked Salmon Peeps for Easter (Thanks to Jane Linderman) Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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BUT WE KNOW WHO'S REALLY GIVING THE ORDERS
Murder, Inc.: Gang of Crows Runs Denver's Uptown Neighborhood (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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