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Catholic bishop plans to dump holy water from plane to exorcise city's demons (Thanks to pharmaross, who says “Better charter a fleet of 747s for Washington, D.C. and be prepared to drain the Potomac.”) Continue reading
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Florida driver accidentally drives into a pool (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
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Man Urinating Off Bridge in Berlin Causes Multiple Injuries on Tour Boat Below (Thanks to pharmaross and AmoebaStampede, who says “I don't remember this episode of The Love Boat.”) Continue reading
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Bear halts Colorado marathon by crossing the road (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
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NASA Rover on Mars Detects Puff of Gas That Hints at Possibility of Life (Thanks to Le Petomane, who says “Alternative headline: ‘Martians fart in the general direction of NASA Rover.’") Continue reading
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A man was arrested for drug possession while catching Pokemon at a Florida park. (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
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If You Want to See a 100-Snake Orgy, Book a Ticket to Manitoba (Thanks to Mark Schlesnger) Continue reading
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Man shot himself in buttocks at Johnstown hookah lounge (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
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TACTICAL LANDING SEMEN AVAILABLE DOWN UNDER (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
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Missoula County Sheriffs respond to bear in Missoula home (Thanks to Matt Filar and Janice Gelb) Continue reading
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Man claimed meth was for filtering pools (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
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Wife puts sex toys in man’s suitcase in this airport security prank (Thanks to John Lobert) Continue reading
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U.S. women will soon have another drug option designed to boost low sex drive: a shot they can give themselves in the thigh or abdomen that raises sexual interest for several hours. (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
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Big Rat Drops From Ceiling Onto Customer's Menu at Buffalo Wild Wings in Westchester (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
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An accused burglar threw his own feces at a Miami judge. Then, the jury acquitted him (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and pharmaross) Continue reading
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Must watch: GE's smart light bulb reset process is a masterpiece... of modern techno-insanity (Thanks to Barbara A) Continue reading
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Youths were riding their bikes in the street. Someone apparently thought that was worth a call to 911. (Thanks to Le Petomane) Continue reading
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Rogue slug blamed for Japanese railway chaos (Thanks to Jay Brandes) Continue reading
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Seals can copy human speech and sing Star Wars theme tune, new study says (Thanks to James in NC, Rod Nunley, Ralph and Ron T) Continue reading
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Python swallows a crocodile You know the continent. (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
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German firefighters rescue squirrel stuck in manhole cover Meanwhile we bet a squirrel-started fire was raging nearby. (Thanks to Woozy Barnes, who says “He’s faking it.”) Continue reading
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Naked man tries passing through TSA checkpoint at Detroit airport (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
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A new marine worm discovered off the coast of Scotland has eyes in the back of its butt. (Thanks to Le Petomane) Continue reading
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Man says ‘divine intervention’ compelled him to pass note demanding $16,000 from Cleveland bank (Thanks to Steve) Continue reading
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Grandmother, 75, Holds Car Theft Suspect At Gunpoint Until Deputies Arrive (Thanks to Ranald Adams) Continue reading
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