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IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVE'S LICENSE

A rattlesnake in Florida ended up in the back of a police car. (Thanks to Tim! Stern) Continue reading

Posted 9 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog

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STRONG NAME, DUDE

Guard alligator ‘El Chompo’ protected drugs for Pennsylvania dealers, prosecutors say Continue reading

Posted 10 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog

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SO THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE CALLING THEM THESE DAYS

10,000 naked men reach out to grab lucky sticks for 2019 (Thanks to funny man) Continue reading

Posted 14 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog

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COMING SOON

Massive menstrual flow character will be Japan’s newest movie star (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading

Posted 15 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog

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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Los Angeles City Council’s president suggests to deploy ‘army of cats’ to deal with rat situation Coincidentally, we once saw Army of Cats open for Rat Situation. (Thanks to pharmaross) Related: Researchers Create ‘Rat Cyborgs’ That People Control With Their... Continue reading

Posted 15 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog

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MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR SCIENTISTS TO JUST SHUT UP

Burnt toast could be more toxic than TRAFFIC FUMES, scientists warn (Thanks to Slim Chance and Mark Schlesinger, who says "Unplug me before I kill again.") It's Not Just Toast That Wants To Kill Us: Cooking a Sunday roast can... Continue reading

Posted 15 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog

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COLD

Woman claims ex-boyfriend gave her dress to his mom after they split, and how she's 'wearing it on nights out' (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading

Posted 15 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog

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BOLO

Officials say 37-year-old Christopher Hancock was robbed of his pants, which he claimed contained $10,000, while meeting up with a woman for sex. The Good News: Hancock told investigators he and his girlfriend have an open relationship, which includes having... Continue reading

Posted 15 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog

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BUT IT WAS A CONSENTING SNOWBANK!

Suspects in custody after Porsche mounts snowbank in Mississauga (Thanks to N.N.) Continue reading

Posted 15 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog

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THIS IS TOTALLY LEGAL IN FLORIDA

A driver was stopped by police and ticketed Thursday after police say she attempted to pass off a pack of Camel 99 cigarettes as an official New Hampshire inspection sticker. (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading

Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog

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‘I DRINK FROM SMALL TO BIG’

Chinese coconut milk company forced to change ad claiming drink increases breast size (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading

Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog

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SO IT CAN LEGALLY DRIVE IN FLORIDA

Couple proudly show off their giant cabbage which is the same size as a person (Thanks to John Lobert) Continue reading

Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog

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TOURIST SEASON

Man points gun at Disney guests in fight for disabled parking space at Animal Kingdom, report says (Thanks to pharmaross, who says “It’s the happiest place on earth!”) Continue reading

Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog

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AMERICA IS GETTING GREATER AND GREATER

A Tampa man reported an income of $18,497. The IRS sent him a refund check for $980,000. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Continue reading