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YOU KNOW WHO'S GIVING THE ORDERS
Hawaii is waging war on 'aggressive' feral chickens. The chickens are winning. (Thanks to Barry Nester, Le Petomane and Rich Alpin) Continue reading
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NEW JERSEY POLICE CHIEF OF THE WEEK SO FAR
“You’re sleeping in the middle of the road… your pants are down.” (Thanks to Jay Brandes) Continue reading
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THEY'RE ALSO A STRONG OPENING ACT
'Voracious' Jumping Worms Can Leap 1 Foot In The Air, Destroy Soil (Thanks to Rich Klinzman) Continue reading
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NOBEL PRIZE ALERT
Man Invents The ‘Burrito Bumper’ That Collects All The Dropped Food And Places It Into A New Burrito (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
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AT LEAST IT WAS DEAD
Horrified dad finds dead frog hanging out of McDonald's burger (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
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WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE BACON
35,000 pounds of eggs spill on Dallas freeway (Thanks to Rod Nunley) Continue reading
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DRAMA CLUB NEWS
Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Drama Club News. (Thanks to Unholy Slacker) Continue reading
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FOR AN EXTRA $250 THE SALESPERSON WILL SPIT ON YOU
Luxury Brand Sells $1,850 “Fully-Destroyed” Sneakers (Thanks to Peter Metrinko) Continue reading
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WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT STUDIES?
Women really do fancy men more if they’re richer, study confirms (Thanks to Frank) Continue reading
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SACRILEGE
The water tower in Kingsland, the birthplace of Johnny Cash, bears a painted silhouette of the famous Man in Black — but an unknown person recently took careful aim at Cash’s crotch and pulled the trigger. Now the mural is... Continue reading
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JUST FRIES FOR US, THANKS
Child porn investigation reveals Arby’s worker peeing in milkshakes, Washington cops say (Thanks to Barry Nester) Continue reading
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MAKES SENSE, SINCE FLORIDIANS DRIVE ON GOLF COURSES
Florida man caught golfing on side of I-75 (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
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THAT SHOULD DO IT
Two-seater plane spells 'make beer not war' using its flightpath in skies over Poland (Thanks to Roberto) Continue reading
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OK, WE HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS
Engineer who designed Sask. bridge that collapsed hours after opening facing disciplinary hearing (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
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DEFINITELY NOT A GUY IN A GORILLA SUIT
Two hikers claim they've spotted scary Bigfoot creature while walking in woods (Thanks to John Lobert) Continue reading
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JUST A BEER FOR US, THANKS
Chop Bar Owner Confesses To Using Water From Dead Bodies To Cook Food For Customers For The Past 15 Years (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
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WHAT’S THAT SMELL?
Full manure spreader overturns in Schuykill County Full. Why did it have to be full? (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
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*THE* PLACE TO BE
One Phuket Sustainability Fair and Lean On Me Live Fest 2 (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY
9:14 a.m. Someone reported hearing a dog bark, then gunshots, and then no more barking. (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
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SO HOW WAS SCHOOL?
Snake bites testicles of level 300 student in Assin Fosu College (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
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THAT'S WHAT THEY *WANT* YOU TO BELIEVE
Here's The Official Explanation For Mars 'Doorway' (Thanks to Asher Scheiner) Continue reading
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NOBEL PRIZE ALERT
Hopkins students create edible burrito tape as part of design competition (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
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IT MEANS 'CONTINUE GOING IN THE DIRECTION YOU'RE GOING'
Japan’s most meaningless road sign discovered, has Internet feeling lost (Thanks to Ralph) This item reminded this blog of an item we posted from the 2004 Athens Olympics. Continue reading
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NO FLORIDIAN SHOULD BE SURPRISED TO FIND AN ALLIGATOR ANYWHERE
Florida man shocked to find 8-foot alligator on front porch (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
We all rave on a yellow submarine! New battery-powered sub has room for 120 revellers to party for 24 hours under the waves (Thanks to Le Petomane) Sounds like a lot of fun until the first reveler throws up and... Continue reading
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