This is Dave's Typepad Profile.
Join Typepad and start following Dave's activity
Dave
Recent Activity
ROLE MODEL OF THE WEEK SO FAR
Ohio dad headbutts basketball referee during game involving 5th-grade girls, police say (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
Posted 5 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
Comment
2
FINE BY US FLORIDIANS. WE DON'T USE THEM ANYWAY.
GM to debut autonomous car without a steering wheel, report says (Thanks to Rod Nunley) Continue reading
Posted 5 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
Comment
6
DO NOT MESS WITH THEM
Retired welder, 75, says his phone hasn't rung for months because his friends think he is dead after he discovers his own GRAVESTONE erected by his ex-wife (Thanks to Doug Ogg) Texas woman tases husband after catching him with girlfriend... Continue reading
Posted 5 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
Comment
5
WORSE THAN FALLING FROZEN IGUANAS
Aussie Homes To Be 'Flooded' With Deadly Spiders After Rain (Thanks to Allen at Division) Continue reading
Posted 5 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
Comment
2
ATTENTION, INVESTORS:
Florida woman selling manatee-shaped chicken tender for $5,000 (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
Posted 5 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
Comment
3
GUESS THE CONTINENT
Enormous carpet python devours a goanna while hanging from a roof in front of shocked residents at a retirement village (Thanks to Rod Nunley) Continue reading
Posted 5 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
Comment
1
GUYS IN ACTION
Two Gardiner men — one driving a pickup truck and the other driving a tractor — were arrested Monday night after a confrontation on Ledgewood Lane where they rammed each other with their vehicles repeatedly. (Thanks to Doug Ogg) Continue reading
Posted 5 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
Comment
3
'AMONG THE FIRST ON THE SCENE WAS THE PINK DINOSAUR'
‘Furries’ pulled assaulter out of vehicle, sat on him (Thanks to DaninDallas and Doug Ogg) Continue reading
Posted 6 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
Comment
4
THEY KNOW HIS NAME BECAUSE HE HAS A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
Crow named George vandalises windscreen wipers of 20 cars (Thanks to John Lobert, who says "You know who put him up to it.") Continue reading
Posted 6 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
Comment
4
MIAMI WEATHER FORECASTS ARE NOT LIKE YOUR WEATHER FORECASTS
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
Comment
21
PLANNING TO COME TO MIAMI FOR THE SUPER BOWL?
You're out of your mind. Here's a handy visitors' guide! Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
Comment
13
TOUCHING
Avid fisherman's family honors his memory by bringing boat into funeral home (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
Comment
8
NO.
Just, no. (Thanks to B'game and Mac demere) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
Comment
11
BOLO
Nearly 100 beehives vanish from California orchard, owner says. (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
Comment
7
IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?
Palm Coast’s Ryan Centofanti, 35, Accused of Drunkenly Driving Down A1A and Repeatedly Firing AR-15-Type Rifle He already has a Florida license. (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
Comment
4
APOCALYPSE UPDATE
Mysterious Cloud Signals Second Coming of ‘Baby Yoda' (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
Comment
3
SERIOUSLY?
Schools Took Away Students’ Phones. Now They’re Treating Separation Anxiety (Thanks to Rod Nunley) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
Comment
4
GUYS IN ACTION
It's a miracle that our species has survived the invention of the internal-combustion engine. (Thanks to Peter Metrinko) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
Comment
7
CRIMESTOPPER TIP OF THE DAY SO FAR
Cheese slices ‘produce great fingerprints,’ Texas police discover (Thanks to MOTW) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
Comment
8
AMERICA TACKLES THE ISSUES
Wendy Williams Seemingly Farted On Her Talk Show And People Are Absolutely Losing It (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
Comment
6
BARTENDER SAYS, WHY THE LONG NOSE?
Wild elephant walks into Sri Lankan hotel and gently wanders around (Thanks to John Lobert) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
Comment
4
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
N.J. hates everyone and everyone hates N.J. in viral map. (Thanks to pharmaross and Ranald Adams and Jeff Meyerson, who notes that only Florida hates itself) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
Comment
11
OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS THE PERFECT CRIME
Man steals car with pit bull in backseat, crashes into power pole in Great Falls (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
Comment
11
NORTH DAKOTA: THE SPARSELY POPULATED STATE
In its 2020 advertising campaign, North Dakota urges travelers to "follow your curiosity—not the crowds," a nod to the state's wide-open and sparsely populated attractions. Incredibly, this campaign fails to mention a major attraction in Grand Forks. (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
Comment
10
ATTENTION, PARENTS WHO THINK THEIR KIDS ARE TOO ATTACHED TO THE INTERNET:
Here's one solution. (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
Comment
5
More...
Subscribe to Dave’s Recent Activity