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MONDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD
Let 'em rip, commenters. Continue reading
Posted 6 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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THE WONDROUS BEAUTY OF NATURE
Japanese beetle survives being eaten by a frog more than 90% of the time by squeezing out the amphibian's rectum (Thanks to Art Kraus) Continue reading
Posted 7 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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NOT UNLIKE SPRING BREAK
Thousands of sex-mad monkeys overrun city and eat themselves to death as cops admit they are powerless to control them (Thanks to DaninDallas) Continue reading
Posted 11 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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NO DOUBT ABETTED BY THE SQUIRRELS
Drug-Smuggling Cat Escapes High-Security Sri Lankan Prison (Thanks to Le Petomane and Rod Nunley, who says "They have high-security prisons for CATS?") Continue reading
Posted 11 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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YET 'COPACABANA' REMAINS LEGAL
Irish Pub BANS Neil Diamond’s ‘Sweet Caroline’ from venue amid coronavirus fears (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
Posted 11 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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IT PROBABLY ALSO PHONED IN THE ORDER
Hungry squirrel steals slice of pizza from customer’s contactless delivery (Thanks to Paul S and Janice Gelb) Continue reading
Posted 11 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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WHATEVER WORKS
Improve your relationships – with advice from counter-terrorism experts (Thanks to The Perts) Continue reading
Posted 11 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
Human sperm roll like 'playful otters' as they swim, study finds, contradicting centuries-old beliefs (Thanks to Unholy Slacker and pharmaross) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
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AND IN SPORTS
Finch Sitting (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
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THE SITUATION IN FLORIDA
Basically, normal. (Thanks to John Lobert) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
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HARD TO ARGUE
This is the Greatest Ladder Commercial of All Time (Thanks to John Lobert) Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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HANDY
A Man Who Lost His Penis Now Has a New One Growing On His Arm (Thanks to many people) Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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HEY, THEY'RE GOOD FOR IT
Rhode Island issues tax refunds signed by Walt Disney, Mickey Mouse (Thanks to Nelson from Michigan, Ralph, pharmaross and and Steve K.) Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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THE CURRENT STORM SITUATION IN SOUTH FLORIDA
Posted 2 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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WE HOPE SHE ALSO WORE A MASK
Money laundering is not a good idea, as a South Korean found out when he or she put banknotes in a washing machine to remove possible traces of the coronavirus. (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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GUESS THE STATE
Pizza deliveryman gratifying himself in car not sure what law he broke (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says we might as well shred the Constitution.) Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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FRIDAY NIGHT OPEN THREAD
Our best hope, here in South Florida, is that the hurricane will blow the virus away. Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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THIS IS HELPFUL
In an experiment you should never, ever try at home, the experimenters at YouTube’s DemolitionRanch found that if you were strong enough to bend the barrel of a rifle back on itself (a clever maneuver Bugs Bunny often pulled on... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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EASY ON THE DUMPLINGS, PEOPLE
The 63-year-old patient, known as Mr Wang, said he heard a bang coming from inside his body before realising something 'had exploded'. (Thanks to Unholy Slacker) Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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SHOCKING
Parents with children forced to do school at home are drinking more (Thanks to Barry Nester) Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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STIMULUS PACKAGE
The British government is investing £170,000 ($221,780) in a company that throws sex parties. (Thanks to Unholy Slacker) Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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YOU KNOW THE SQUIRRELS PUT IT UP THERE
Cow rescued from terrace of 6-floor building (Thanks to Asher Scheiner) Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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THE PERILS OF ZOOM
‘Counselor, you have no pants on’ (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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CELEBRATE ACCORDINGLY
Today is National Orgasm Day. (Thanks to Allen at Division and pharmaross) Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF HIM
A villager in Uttar Pradesh's Firozabad district ran screaming for help when he saw a five-foot-long crocodile cosily perched in the toilet of his house, officials said. (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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