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WE LIVE IN A GOLDEN AGE
“...each episode starts with the cannon-blasting of a mystery food dish into the faces of two blindfolded chefs. They’ll use their culinary prowess to identify the exploded dish and then race against the clock to recreate it. Whichever chef comes... Continue reading
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‘NOTE THE WET SPOT OBSERVABLE ON THE MALE’S SHORTS’
Man urinates on Starbucks cups, coffee filters, and in employee sink before fleeing the store, police say (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
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WELL HOW THE HELL WAS HE SUPPOSED TO GET HOME?
Drunk Florida man drives Walmart courtesy scooter out of the store, then another mile, cops claim (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
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AWW
TSA says traveler forgot snake at Newark security checkpoint (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
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NOW THE LITTLE FURRED TERRORIST BASTARDS ARE ATTACKING THE NATIONAL PASTTIME
Stray squirrel causes fear, panic in the Twins dugout (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
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TODAY’S ACTIVE SENIORS
6 people — between 62 and 85 — arrested for alleged sexual activity in Conn. conservation area (Thanks to many people, including Kevin Meerschaert, who says “Beats the hell out of pickleball.”) Continue reading
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GUYS IN ACTION
California man arrested after attempting to fix flats using 'gauze and Band-Aids' (Thanks to Doug Ogg, Ralph, John Lobert and pharmaross) Continue reading
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WHO ISN’T?
Ibiza police searching for naked Ferrari-riding woman (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
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‘THAT’S REALLY BIG FOR THE POLE COMMUNITY’
Albuquerque woman part of push to make ‘pole dancing’ an Olympic sport (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
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WHAT, AGAIN?
Fidel Castro's crocodile bites elderly man at party in Sweden (Thanks to Doug Ogg) Continue reading
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AND IN SPORTS
MLB warns of stiff penalty as gas station sex pill problem spirals (Thanks to Allen at Division and Le Petomane) Continue reading
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SOMEWHERE, SOME VERY UNHAPPY CARTEL GUYS ARE OPENING BANANA BOXES FULL OF ACTUAL BANANAS
Kilos of cocaine found in banana boxes at 3 Washington Safeway stores (Thanks to Ron G.) Continue reading
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YOU ARE NOW FREE TO GO WITH THESE POLICE OFFICERS
Drunken Frontier Airlines passenger punched pilot at Vegas airport, officials say (Thanks to Rod Nunley) Continue reading
Posted 2 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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ALWAYS A SOUND LEGAL STRATEGY
Woman pulled over for DUI tries to bet cops on how high her blood-alcohol level would be (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson) Continue reading
Posted 2 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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LOOKING FOR A THOUGHTFUL GIFT FOR A SPECIAL GUY?
Here you go. (Thanks to Le Petomane) Continue reading
Posted 11 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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COLORADO FORECAST: CLOUDY AND WINDY, WITH A CHANCE OF MATTRESSES
Strong winds in Colorado send dozens of mattresses flying across field (Thanks to pharmaross and John Lobert) Continue reading
Posted 12 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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WHY THE LONG FACE?
Horse walks into Bourbon Street bar as band plays Old Town Road (Thanks to Jay Brandes) Continue reading
Posted 12 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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UH-OH
The weird, repeating signals from deep space just tripled (Thanks to Rod Nunley) Continue reading
Posted 12 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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FLORIDA DRIVERS’, PILOTS’, BOATERS’ AND MEDICAL LICENSES ARE ON THE WAY
Machines on display at World Robot Conference in China can fly, swim and even do brain surgery (Thanks to Rod Nunley) Continue reading
Posted 12 hours ago at Dave Barry's Blog
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APOCALYPSE UPDATE
Dan Schaumann posts toilet pics regularly for his thousands of Instagram followers (Thanks to Michael Moyer) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
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YOU HAVE TO DEFEND WHAT’S YOURS
Florida man wildly swings sword at jogger in fight over trash (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Doug Ogg, who asks: “Is ‘trashbuckling’ even a word?”) Continue reading
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WAIT... WHAT?
A Pasco County man is facing a battery charge after deputies say he threw a cup of urine on an acquaintance because he was angry a drug test came back clean. (Thanks to pharmaross) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
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IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING ETC.
Kinkajou barges into Florida woman's apartment, attacks her boyfriend, officials say (Thanks to Another Ralph, who says “We all know who put him up to it.”) Continue reading
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BOLO
Moose crashes pool party, steals taco (Thanks to Ralph, The Amazing Steve and John Gregg) Continue reading
Posted yesterday at Dave Barry's Blog
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WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR BOWIE
New Zealanders warned about the consumption of 'sexy pavement lichen' (Thanks to Ralph) Continue reading
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