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DetroitChris
Neptune Beach FL
Interests: History, Scifi, BMWs, rat rods, hardcore punk, bass guitar, graphic design, intelligent commentary, witty banter
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Papa Smurf controls the sky, man! HE. CONTROLS. THE SKY!
merry smurfin' smurfmas, mothersmurfers
This is crying out for a caption. I'll choose my favorite, and send something neat* to whoever writes it. Submissions open throughout the weekend, one per person, and can only be left as comments here (it's too difficult to track on Twitter or via e-mail). *definition of 'neat' will be at my s...
I gave in and tried twitter when you mentioned being in awe about having 50k followers. I started to think I must be missing some awesome Wheatonisms, so I signed up. Now I get all my news from twitter. When my dad was in the hospital, I kept the family updated through twitter. I am now in daily contact with friends and relatives I hadn't spoke to in years. Then I got Tweetdeck and the game changed again. Suddenly, I could make a tweet and send it to my facebook, which I hardly looked at prior. Now I am in contact with a huge number of people who were only memories a few months ago. People actually read my blog now. I am in awe over how a simple idea like twitter has changed and integrated my life.
in which the impact of twitter on my life is examined, and thanks is given to @ev and @biz
When my friend Sean first told me about Twitter, I just didn't get it. "I already have a blog," I said. "Why would I want to tell anyone where I am or what I'm doing ... and why would anyone care?" Still, I signed up so I could have an account (I have to do a lot of this "defensive registering" ...
Yes! I lived in Redmond, WA. at the time, so I was in the same time zone. I struggled to wake up in time, but when I could it was so worth it.
The future is not a straight line. It is filled with many crossroads.
If you're of a certain age, do you remember the first time you saw AKIRA, or any of the Dirty Pair or original Macross cartoons? Coming from a steady diet of Hannah Barbera cartoons, it was like trading a transistor radio for a high-end stereo or seeing the grand canyon with my own eyes. The cin...
Yea, I might like Akira... a lot...
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My earliest anime memories are of G-Force (that's what I thought it was called) and StarBlazers, followed by Robotech. I think after my Shockwave tattoo, a Yamato tattoo is in order.
The future is not a straight line. It is filled with many crossroads.
If you're of a certain age, do you remember the first time you saw AKIRA, or any of the Dirty Pair or original Macross cartoons? Coming from a steady diet of Hannah Barbera cartoons, it was like trading a transistor radio for a high-end stereo or seeing the grand canyon with my own eyes. The cin...
At first I was going to say something like, did the photographer tell you to think sexy thoughts for this shot... but after this post I just feel like i need a shower or something. Yikes.
Although, when I was a teen watching "Dauphin," I did wonder what could have been if mighty morphing auntie hadn't broke things up...
for those of you wondering what time it is...
(Thanks to my friend C., who made this when I needed a bit of cheering up.)
Ordered!
And yes, Picard is responsible for my addiction to Earl Grey. I have no idea how much tea I have consumed since the '80s, but I would not watch an episode TNG without it, and now not a night goes by that I don't have a cup. I have an instant hot water tap just for the Earl Grey.
Hey look! It's the Memories of the Futuremug!
It turns out that all this talk about getting excited and making things, uh, got me excited to make something. I don't remember the precise moment this hit me, but I'm pretty sure it happened during one of those times I felt stuck on a story or something, and decided to get out of my office and ...
I got about halfway through this post and had to start over because I did not believe it. I thought I had to have missed the punchline somewhere. How could I have NOT known Wil worked on Star Trek? How could I NOT have recognized his voice any of the times I saw it? Lunacy, I tell you!
So happy for you, Wil. Heck, I'm happy for ME. I have another reason to like the film and watch it over and over.
in which a fairly major secret is made secret no more
Back in the old days, before Twitter exploded into the phenomenon that it is now, I got a message from Greg Grunberg. Greg plays Matt Parkman on Heroes (this information, which most of you don't need, is provided as a public service to the seven of you who do), and has been in every JJ Abrams pr...
Darn the complex multi-posts:
1. I have a few years until my step-sons can put me though that. I have noticed it is THEIR fault that I get up at 7, though.
2. That recipe will be transferred to my wife. Sounds like something we can both eat for a change.
3. You went to Bed, Bath, and Beyond. Wus. I still refuse to go in there.
4. Caffeine=mind control.
5. My first game system was Pong. Two switches, Two knobs, white plastic angled case, faux wood sticker on top. Freakin sweet. Second was Intellivision. I'm 6 months younger than thee.
6. I would be MORE likely to want and audio version of Memories if it was released episodically. That idea is full of win.
7. I'm not trying to comment on all the sections of the post, so I'll stop now...
Except to say that I am writing a research paper on Environmentalism in Star Trek and may be soliciting your comments on the matter, because that would be awesome.
you may ask yourself, "how do i work this?"
I stayed up way too late last night, waiting for Nolan to get home from the Horror thing at Universal. When I was younger, staying up until 3 was no big deal, but making it past midnight is a serious challenge, especially since my stupid brain insists on waking up between 7 and 8 no matter when ...
Ha! When he said that I was on my feet pointing frantically at my bookcase towards MY MIB autographed Wesley Crusher action figure, shouting "I have one! right there!"
My wife rolled her eyes, "uh, yea... I know."
Interesting how my non-geek wife and I laugh at totally different parts.
The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
I'm at w00tstock right now, and I haven't even seen the show, but I thought it would be fun to write a post in advance so anyone who watched The Big Bang Theory tonight would have a place to talk about it. If everything goes according to plan, this should post right as the episode is finishing o...
5:10pm and still playing that song. Not a bad song, but I really was looking forward to hearing Wil on my way home tonight! Guess I will have to wait until I get home. boo.
Memories of the Futurecast: Episode Seven
Holy crap! It's time for Memories of the Futurecast. Memories of the Future, Volume One, covers the first 13 episodes of TNG, so each week, I'm choosing something from one episode, and performing an excerpt for you. It will mostly be from the synopses, which is where I think the real humor of ...
Purchased! Happy!
I will NOT be waiting for the electronic version. There is something about an ink-and-paper book that takes up space on my shelf that makes the work somehow more important, more valued, more permanent, and I suppose even more loved. I am also much more likely to reread it or just flip through it if it is in my face on the shelf and not buried on my hard drive somewhere.
I feel for the trees, but I like my books.
Although the thought of umpteen volumes is frightening, as long as I buy them every time they come out, the credit card will not scream.
In which Memories of the Future Volume One is released
I am beyond excited to announce the release of my newest book, Memories of the Future, Volume One. I worked harder on this book than anything since Just a Geek, and it wouldn't have been possible without a bunch of people, who I thank in the book, but wanted to thank here, as well: Andrew Hacka...
Like I said on twitter, you were GREAT on Leverage tonight. And yes, the wardrobe looked completely natural, right down to the shoes. My wife and I were both slightly giddy when you first appeared, but when they said that you were the Kobayashi Maru, I sorta came unglued. My wife looked at me with that "did I miss something?" look. I said "Star Trek" the same time as the show, and she gave me the "it figures" look.
Since you were the baddest of the bad guys, I suppose that means your character will not be reappearing?
"Hi, I'm Wil, and I'll be playing the part of the Orange X."
Trying to think about something else for a moment ... When we shoot a TV show or a movie, we often have to cheat our looks closer or farther away from the camera during our closeups. Most of the time, the place we're supposed to look is marked with a piece of tape, like an orange X, for exampl...
I was at Cheesecake Factory in the not-distant-enough past, and I could not decided what to order. I decided to see what their specialties were and pick from that list. I then realized that every page in the rather large menu said, "Specialties" on it. Unfortunately for our waitress, she arrived right at that moment to take our order.
"What are your REAL specialties?" I asked.
"They are in the menu."
"But they all say 'specialties'."
"That's right."
I slammed my fist on the table, which was even less stable than the average. As the glasses crashed back to the table top, I had already opened my mouth to express my displeasure. I masked my embarrassment at the loud table incident, by cleverly speaking even louder, "They can't ALL be specialties! That means NOTHING is special!"
She stared for a second, along with the rest of the room. As she turned silently and walked away quickly, my friend said that very appropriate word...
"...dude."
from the vault: the excellence incident
This was originally written years ago, when I was still finding my personal narrative voice, and still enjoyed the beefy goodness of a slaughtered bovine creature with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. I've cleaned it up and meddled with it a tiny bit, because I can't resist meddling with thin...
If it was really Michael Bay it would read, "I felt like Goofus when the studio did not spend enough on my Transformers."
more than meets the eye
Yesterday, I went to the dentist, and while I was waiting, I picked up a copy of Highlights (because that's what you do when you're at the dentist, whether you're 6 or 36.) I went directly to the hidden pictures page, confirmed that, yes, children are still circling the hidden pictures and they ...
Congratulations! This is very exciting.
But now I'm curious in what context you used "Bat Country" more than once...
As you can imagine, the success of this mission is especially important to everyone on Starbase 420.
Well, the most creatively demanding part is over. About an hour ago, I finished the first round of de-blogging, cutting and rewriting on Memories of the Future. The next step is to take all the individual reviews (which are in their own files) and combine them into one big document so I can see ...
Wil,
PLEASE get Nolan into an advance driver training course, and not the kind the state teaches. I teach advance driver safety for the BMW Car Club here in Florida. I'm sure they have them in your area, too. A driver is only as good as the tools in his toolkit, and they cannot get that just sitting in a classroom or a few hours of regular driving.
My "little brother" is 20 now and still driving the car he got at 15. Most of his male friends have wrapped their cars around something by now.
I'll be in LA for my honeymoon the week after July 4th (I emailed you about it.) If you would like I could give Nolan a lesson, I'm sure my wife would quite happy to allow it (especially if she gets to meet you.)
please don't drive like an asshole.
Want to know how I know that I'm old, out of shape, spend too much time sitting at my desk and writing, and not enough time exercising? I hurt my back yesterday ... by standing up. Yep. That's it. Doorbell rang, I stood up to go to the door, and the whole right side of my back seized up. Goodtim...
I have been trying for 30 minutes to form my thoughts about this subject, but I as so conflicted I do not know where to start.
I am glad that my kids can do the things that I did as a kid, and not get shoved in lockers, not get gum stuck in their hair, not get half-full beer cans thrown at them by passing jocks in Camaros. I am glad that when someone calls them a "geek," they can smile, rather than wait to get spat on and called a "fag."
But when I see these so-called celebs claim to be geeks, it pisses me off. Did they pay the same price I did? How dare they claim my badge!
Woa... hello childhood anger.
So, I suppose that is MY problem with this video. I took my badge of shame and made it into a badge of honor, and in the process I applied my own definition to the term. My definition has room for sub-categories (car geek, sci-fi geek, game geek) but the core definition does not have room for the cool, popular, jock types. So is the problem with them, or with me?
Yes.
As the definition of "geek" changes in culture, how I define myself and my culture will have to change as well. This might be painful.
Looks like I need my own blog post on this.
regarding the difference between embracing and exploiting geek culture
I've gotten a ton of criticism from people about the I Am a Geek video that launched yesterday, and I feel the need to respond to it. After watching the video yesterday, I was impressed by the production values, and I thought it was really awesome that it was just one small part of a larger proj...
Don't worry about pulling out all the stops on the first episode. Just let it flow naturally. You do not need to define the purpose of the book here, or in any other chapter. That is what introductions are for. Shoot, there's nothing wrong with explaining your issues writing this particular entry right there in the introduction. Not that you need to apologize or anything in the intro (I think Beverly Crusher taught me not explain why I will fail before a performance). But just say what you told us above. You are known for your transparency, that's what makes you so interesting. So just roll with it.
Oh, and the line about him being French = classic. My soon to be wife is French and I tease her like this all the time. She will love it.
"if you treat her right, she'll always bring you home."
On Twitter yesterday, I said, "And now, a useless fact, brought to you by 'I need a break from rewriting Encounter At Farpoint': I loved Mike Tyson's Punchout on NES." I was flooded with replies that were variations of "WTF? Rewriting Encounter at Farpoint? Why?" I can see how, lacking context, ...
Yes, apparently Wil has "resurfaced." As if he has been hiding in a cave philosophizing with the Horta for twenty years. Sheesh.
The Onion: "Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'"
Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable' This is such perfect satire, I have to believe that there are some Class 5 Trekkies writing for The Onion. To them, I say: Q'Plah!
You're teeth are way straighter than mine. But I'm not an actor. Nobody cares if their historian's teeth are straight.
And you did a great job on the show. I just wanted to yell, "shut up and let Wil speak."
I would have knocked that goofy coffee mug off the counter in about 10 seconds of speaking.
hey, look, that's me!
I was really happy with my appearance on KTLA morning news earlier this week, even if the HD really showed off just how profoundly fucked up my teeth really are. If you have a minute and want to see me talking about books and technology and geek stuff, you can watch it at the LA Times Jacket Cop...
And what about Omicron Persei 8, and the one called "O'Neil"? Maybe that's in another episode.
it's all inside the wrist. it's all inside the way you time it.
Some more Memories of the Future edits, for your (and my) amusement. Here's the original: After a bit of exploring, they find themselves in the lab of Data's creator, Dr. Noonian Soong. Riker, Geordi, and Tasha all join forces to be sort of an Exposition Voltron, informing the audience that Noo...
HA! I think I just laughed harder at "Whesley Chrusher" than I did at the Toby joke, and that's saying something.
Now my face hurts.
screw you, q. coffee is for closers.
I'm editing Memories of the Future, and ... well, this bit from Hide & Q made me laugh: Riker explains that, even though he's pretty much a golden god, he's still the same old lovable Riker they've known for ten episodes, and to show them how totally awesome he is, he's going to give some gifts ...
I would have found that hilarious!
And I'd duck a lot.
screw you, q. coffee is for closers.
I'm editing Memories of the Future, and ... well, this bit from Hide & Q made me laugh: Riker explains that, even though he's pretty much a golden god, he's still the same old lovable Riker they've known for ten episodes, and to show them how totally awesome he is, he's going to give some gifts ...
Whil Wheaton AND Henry Rollins in the same building?! Ahhh! I'm actually swooning.
Slightly nausous that I cannot be there. I really want to move to California.
i'm getting as sick of announcements as you are, so here's some more announcements
I'm not thrilled that my blog has recently been filled with announcements instead of original content, but that's sort of the way things are shaking out in my life right now. It's not bad, because I'm incredibly busy and working on awesome crazy ideas, but I feel like I'm kind of neglecting some...
Fantastic work. I was like "hey, why did someone else do Horace... wait... Wil? Awesome!"
kyle + rosemary is finally online
I'm too busy to write about how incredibly awesome my trip to Seattle was, but I just found out that kyle + rosemary is online, and I want everyone in the world to watch it, because I'm so proud of it: Find more videos like this on Channel Frederator RAW (Thanks to reader squonkmama for the ...
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