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No, this must be a fake. The position of the remote is no where near the sigmoid arch. Further, if it was inserted into the anal canal, it would never migrate in a retro-peristaltic direction. One would expect to see it in the vacinity of the decending colon.
WE'RE SURE THERE'S AN INNOCENT EXPLANATION
(Thanks to Anil Haji) (Yes)
At the top it reads, "2008" for the gift guide. Is this an old Guide, or is this a misprint?
LOOKING FOR A TASTEFUL HOLIDAY GIFT?
Do not even THINK about looking here. (When you're not looking at it, be sure to not look at the photos in the slide show.)
Not only does he have a tin ear, but his falsetto sucks real badly. It is a phenomenon* but not a pleasant one.
*n. pl. phe•nom•e•na (-n )
1. An occurrence, circumstance, or fact that is perceptible by the senses.
MOST PEOPLE DON'T FIND SOMEONE SINGING SCALES ALL THAT ENTERTAINING
But this guy's phenomenal. (Thanks to Tom M., a great barbershopper, for the link)
MR. GRAMMAR MAN:
Shouldn't it read, ". . . rear a family preceeded by . . ."
WE'RE NUMBER 99!
Detroit, Michigan ranks as the worst place in America to raise a family followed by Miami, Florida (99), Orlando, Florida (98)...
Very cleaver; this is also very much more entertaining.
BEST USE OF TECHNOLOGY EVER
Auto-Tune the news!
I'm going to take the "Thumper" approach to my comment about this fine, upstanding fellow American.
ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED
Man allegedly calls 911 twice to say he's hungry (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
How about a big-toe print?
HEY, WITHOUT RULES, THERE WOULD BE CHAOS
Bank wants thumbprint from man with no hands (Thanks to CJrun)
"Cordobes"??
BARCELONA UPDATE
Some random CrapCam photos:
It is a shame that the spelling gets in the way of the fine message.
THE BILDING BLOCKS OF CHARACTAR
Acedemics and Atheletics (Thanks to Braniff)
Looks like they would fit the average 11 year old boy given the size of the codpiece.
ANOTHER ITEM WE ARE PRETTY SURE DAD DOES NOT WANT FOR FATHER'S DAY
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
My eyes -- my eyes --- did you see that bloated mucho grande chunk-chunk in the picture! Gad. I have lost my appetite for a day or two.
ALSO, BEARS POOP IN THE WOODS
Marriage makes you fat. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Danny)
Lesson to be learned: do not by products that are made in China!
A SERIOUS CONSUMER THREAT AND A GOOD NAME FOR A ROCK BAND
Exploding Patio Furniture Key Excerpt Implicating a Known Convicted Felon: Yvonne took her search to the Internet and found hundreds of complaints about the Martha Stewart patio table exploding. (Thanks to Danny)
This is a *snork* free zone.
WHY WE LOVE GUYS
Guys are big fans of nature.
On their way to a Mensa meeting no doubt!
ADVICE TO WAFFLE HOUSE CUSTOMERS
Do not throw a waffle at the waitress. (Thanks to Baron vonKlyff, Joshua Orpin and Siouxie)
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