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Philadelphia, PA
Yes, I'm that Annoying Chick from Philly™
Interests: sci-fi, fantasy, comedy, horror, cartoons, kevin smith, early childhood education, reading, poetry, graphic novels, veronica mars, alfred hitchcock, george carlin, world domination, view askew, wwdn, melodic death metal, yes! pinky, we are going to do the same thing we do every night, try and take over the world!, sarmy, early intervention/special needs advocacy, st:tng, neptune rising, zqc, whedonesque
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Hunter Pence FTW!
Hunter Pence Interview with Intentional Talk
Here's Pence's full interview with Chris Rose and Kevin Millar yesterday. As first reported right hither, Pence is indeed living with his folks.
Holy fucking shit, Wil. The first thing that I've trolled besides baseball in two years and of COURSE it happens to involve that CLOWN SWEATER!!! WTF, dude? Nightmares, man. Nightmares.
Get Excited And Make Things Revisited
My friend Joel and I got excited and made a thing. We announced it last night, and in about 12 hours, it's become more popular than either of us expected, so this seemed like a good time to revisit Getting Excited And Making Things. I don't know how many of you have been reading my lame blog lo...
disasterpiece added a favorite at Zachary Quinto
Aug 19, 2011
Yeah, dude is obviously joking. And he does give Halladay his propers by saying that. Is it in bad taste? Maybe, but I don't see a problem with it.
Video: Marine Colonel Jokes About Killing Roy Halladay
Since it’s Marine Week in St. Louis - a chance for the military to show its might and stage a giant PR event near one of the most impoverished cities in America, East St. Louis - several hundred military folk were at last night's Phillies - Cardinals game... including Colonel Shane Tomko and S...
Football Twitter War! Hahaha. Weak.
Osi Umenyiora Doesn't Want LeSean McCoy to be "No Twitter Gangsta"
I ain't soft Osi Umenyiora responded to LeSean McCoy's Tweet - ya know, that one that called him "soft" and the "3rd best d-line on his team" - yesterday: [NJ.com] "I mean, he’s a girl, man. Who does stuff like that?" Umenyiora said by phone this afternoon. "If he has more of these things to s...
Maybe he's in league with the Bloods or something. I've seen some shitty rappers wearing Phillies caps before for that reason. You never know!
Plax is Repping Philly Hard
Short of pulling an Anthony Weiner and Tweeting pictures of his dick to Jeffrey Lurie, Plaxico Burress is doing everything he can to make it known he wants to land in Philadelphia. On Saturday, Clubshot Tweeted the above pic of him and his Lil' Man. It's got to be a pretty big thrill for Plax...
I think it's more conspicuous that he isn't wearing his wedding ring. Sarah's probably going to lose her shit when she sees that.
Is Ryan Madson's Mustache Tattoo Real or Fake?
Sorry for the lack of updates today- a lot of stuff going on. Anyway, earlier this morning we posted pictures from last night's ALS event. Readers Kim and Angie pointed out that it looked like Ryan Madson was rocking a mustache tattoo on his finger. Of course, the mustache tattoo is #121 on St...
*BALL four. That's supposed to say ball four. D'oh!
And Now Mike Schmidt on Ryan Howard and His Strikeouts...
Yo, maybe you should hit these the other way The Mike Schmidt Bristol handy-jammy continued today. Michael Jackass stopped by Eric Karabell's Baseball Today podcast. The topic quickly turned to power hitters in today's game. First in Schmitty's sights? The Big Piece: [audio via ESPN, edited fro...
Yep, gotta agree with Schmidtty here, too. Last night's AB's should be shown to him on a loop until he stops fucking swinging at strike four. Jesus, already!
And Now Mike Schmidt on Ryan Howard and His Strikeouts...
Yo, maybe you should hit these the other way The Mike Schmidt Bristol handy-jammy continued today. Michael Jackass stopped by Eric Karabell's Baseball Today podcast. The topic quickly turned to power hitters in today's game. First in Schmitty's sights? The Big Piece: [audio via ESPN, edited fro...
Hahahaha. Freeman is one ugly fuck.
Freddie Freeman Was Mad Last Night
... for many reasons, not the least of which was because he looks like Buzz from Home Alone. Antonio Bastardo, centaur, struck out Buzz with the bases loaded after starting him out 3-0. Looking like Buzz doesn't bode well for Freeman long-term. But you have to get past the jump to see that for...
I remember the "I'm going to be on Enterprise" prank very well, and it's CLASSIC. It will never be *not* funny to me, especially considering your Dad's reaction to it.
As an aside, the whole thing that went down with LeVar inadvertently giving his cell phone number out to a million plus people, and then you and Brent making fun of his goof had me literally laughing out loud.
@wilw Everyone turn off Twitter for a minute while @Levarburton gives me his new phone number. Go ahead, LeVar!
@BrentSpiner I'd like to apologize to my dear friend @levarburton for making light of his unfortunate pitfall. I'd call him, but I don't have his number.
You guys had me cracking up! Thanks for the laughs, even if they were at poor LeVar's expense.
from the vault: april's fool
Every year, I dream up some epic April Fool's thing, realize how much work it would take to do it well, and end up just waiting to see whatever Think Geek does. This year, I ended up doing something fairly (hey, my fingers just automatically typed fail while my brain was thinking fair. That's fu...
Nice! I started laughing because it immediately reminded me of this dialog:
Kirk: Who was that pointy eared bastard?
McCoy: I don't know, but I like him!
lol
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I'm pretty sure that you missed this Twitter exchange that went down earlier, so I'm just going to copy/paste it for you (This would be right after you said to @levarburton that the people at concon can probably just tell by listening to him, that Jonathan Frakes used to be cool):
**disasterpiece73 But he don't have to take your word for it! RT @levarburton @wilw no, I don't. JF has always been cool in my book.**
As corny as it came out, I just couldn't resist saying it! It just demanded that "Reading Rainbow" reference, dammit! And I'm in complete agreement with 2010 Wil about leaving 2002 Wil's story just the way it is. It's always been a favorite of mine, and I would give anything in the world to have seen the look on Jonathan's face when you said that to him! And then the look on your face once you realized how badly you fucked it up...
From the Vault: Still Cool
This is excerpted from something that was written eight years ago, almost to the day. In addition to being a story that still makes me smile, it provides context and back story for Friday's post that newer readers may not have. Even though I'm a much stronger and more confident writer now than I...
Absolutely! I was going to say the same thing, or something along those lines, but Dahl's books transcend the youth/adult generational gap quite nicely. Huge fan =}
The Fantastic Mister Fox is a cussin' great movie
Last night, Anne and I watched The Fantastic Mister Fox. I completely missed this movie when it was in theaters, and didn't know a single thing about it except that, according to our friends, I'd really like it. About fifteen minutes into the movie I turned to her and said, "This is awesome. It'...
GN SFF, now I'm inspired to watch Star Trek again as I'm drifting off to sleep...gotta love the Spock/Uhura pairing! Pon Farr next movie! lol
Sweet dreams =}
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Well I'm sure I'll be popping in before then, I just kind of meant ZQCAH, if you get my drift...GN ladies :D
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GN itsnikki, sweet dreams =]
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disasterpiece added a photo at Zachary Quinto
Mar 20, 2010
And what lovely company you have! I'd tell you to have sweet dreams, but I know there'd be nothing sweet about them lol! GN LVDA =]
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It's kinda bringing out my inner Cougar, even though he's only four years younger than me, but still...lol
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LMAO! OMG, Scotty you're killing me tonight!!!
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disasterpiece added a photo at Zachary Quinto
Mar 20, 2010
LOL, GN Toled, I'm 100% positive that you'll be having some pretty sweet dreams tonight! =]
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disasterpiece added a favorite at Zachary Quinto
Mar 20, 2010
Very cool, and unique! I like it too!
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