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Dawn
Baltimore
Desperately seeking interesting employment....
Interests: cooking, reading, writing, scrapbooking, playing softball, bad rpattz movies with friends
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Oh Miss B, I wish there is something, anything we could do. Regarding your trolly-troll, I have a lot of pent up agression and have been needing to take batting practice anyway. Knee caps are just about the bottom of the strike zone...
Have a fabulous time at the wedding and your shrink sounds like she's got a good plan. I wish I could 'make it so' but Picard isn't listening to me these days.
One Flew East And One Flew West...
...and then Miss Banshee went to the Cuckoo's Nest. Today my therapist said to me that if she had it her way, I'd be in the psych ward, detoxing off ALL my meds, and starting fresh on new ones. The ones I'm taking clearly aren't helping, and I'm taking way, WAY too much, anyway. She can't belie...
So glad that you haven't abandoned the blog! But now I will check out Tumblr but only because you said so.
I'm such a good little squirrel. Or lemming. Some small mammal....
*Smack! Smack Smack Smack!*
Common Sense: WRITE. Me: All I DO is write! CS: Write on the BLOG! Me: Oh, that. CS: YES, THAT. What the hell is wrong with you? Me: You know. CS: *I* know, but the people do not. Me: It's really not all that interesting. Miss B is on a new medication, woo. They've heard this story a million tim...
Read them both and they were great (as always). Feel better!
May I Sneeze Upon Thee? No? Then Have Some Links
Ugh, y'all. I am ill. I seem to have the plague in my sinuses. Also probably every other disease known to man or beast. So, I'm shilling my other writey stuff today, and giving you linky-loos to follow and enjoy before my FACE EXPLODES ARGH. Shh. Very quietly now, my head is splitting. First up,...
Poor little things...though I'm with you; I'd be laughing my fool ass off at them as well. And mocking them mercilessly to boot. I do that to my cat. And my kids. Guess I'm joining you in the 'Worst Mommy Ever Club'.
Bad Mommy: An Actual Conversation
Finn and Toby: *leap on kitchen counter* Me: Get down. *deposits kittens on floor* F+T: *leap on kitchen table* Me: GET DOWN. *unceremoniously drops kittens on floor* F+T: *leap on kitchen counter* Me: GEEEEEEEEEET DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN. F+T: *lick Chinese food container* Me: Get down. You're ...
Maybe it's the perspective but Miss Lulu looks more...Reubenesque than usual. I personally find it hysterical when they go all stereo wailing for the food especially when in the case of my little lady who could probably live off of her fatness for a week. This made no sense so I'm just gonna shut up now.
This Morning At the Banshee Household
Sweartagod, EVERY TIME I walk into the kitchen. SO sorry for Shaky-Cam, WAY too much coffee this morning.
I upheld Birthday Commandment #4 on Tuesday (Eclipsing with friends). Does that count?
Hope that you enjoy the movie and are having an awesome birthday week!
Birthday Week Commandment #4
Y'all? You are all so freaking amazing. I can't thank all y'all enough, whether it was here on the blog, or on Twitter, or on Facebook, I can't believe how awesome everyone was to take the time to wish me happy birthday. You're the bees knees and the cats pajamas. I'm serious. So on to today's ...
Happy Birthday Miss Banshee! May this year rock more than any other one ever. Until next year's that is.
Birthday Week Commandment #3: The Big Day
As Byron once wrote in his diary: Through life's road, so dim and dirty, I have dragg'd to three and thirty. What have these years left to me? Nothing - except, thirty-three. So today's commandment is... Byron wasn't too cheerful about his birthday, so thou shalt be. Today I bequeath a wond...
Well, I JUST found out that I didn't get a job that I had applied for, no matter that I really wasn't going to be able to afford the pay cut but still so my coping mechanism of the day is two fold: indulge in some Whoppery-Jr. goodness from El Rey de Burger and, like you, watching The Bachelorette tonight.
Happy Birthday (2 days early) Miss B. Here's to your Jeebus year bringing all things awesome and grand to you always.
Birthday Week Commandment #1
Welcome to my birthday week. My actual birthday isn't until Wednesday, but life has sucked SO BADLY as of late, that I have decided to celebrate it all week. And y'all are celebrating with me. So on to today's BIRTHDAY COMMANDMENT. Miss Banshee's Birthday Week Commandment #1: Thou Shalt Take Ca...
The smile is amazing and hair: ditto. But...the dress needs to die a horrible death and never be spoken of again. It makes her look linebackeresque in the shoulders and needs a few more inches on the bottom.
Hot or Not? KStew at Twilight Saga: Eclipse Premiere
I am utterly torn, kids. On the one hand, Kristen Stewart is ACTUALLY SMILING for once. This is, like, stop-the-presses level shit here, and I kind of want to tell her she looks amazing just so she'll maybe lose the sullen scowl she's become so known for. On the other hand, there's this dres...
Can we please do an open thread on this one? There's just too much going on it it not too. Also: MST3K for the new millenium.
Rumble: Debbie Gibson vs. Tiffany on SyFy!
I'll admit it: I was team Debbie all the way. Before we even really had teams. You were just squarely in one camp or the other. I had my side-ponytail with scrunchie, my bottle of Electric Youth perfume, and just about every single cassette tape of Miss Gibson ever made. I sang "Lost in You...
I know you're not talking about it but just wanted to say that I'm so sorry. And he's a rat bastard. Also: coffee tables today are the lead paint of the 1970s - 30 years (or more) from now, archeaologists will discover these monstrosities tossed en masse in dumps world wide and come to the (very) logical question of: why would anyone think it a good idea to put a table of questionable height in the middle of a walking area? What exactly did they expect to happen?
Yeah, That? Let's Move On
Many of you know via Twitter or FB that Mr.M broke up with me last night. I'm not talking about it. So let's move on, shall we? Bestie Friends. Let's talk about my coffee table. I KNOW. FASCINATING. No no, this is funny. Okay. I'd take a picture of the coffee table, but it's shamefully cove...
Hm, CindyW has a good point. Though I'm sure that you also enjoy this special time with the Finnster.
And ditto on the good vibes/luck for your super sekrit stuff to turn into the super awesome stuff!
Just Call Me Stumpy
Y'all? I have done a LOT of writing today, none of it for the blog. I FAIL. I am also wicked nervous about a meeting I cannot talk about which is occurring tomorrow. Dude, I am SORRY I have so many sekrits, but here's the deal. I COULD have some pretty big things happening in my life soon. OR i...
Glad to hear that Mr. M. is doing better. Now smack him upside his head for not taking better care of himself in the first place!
And the kittehs? They are adorable!
Of Hospitals, Babies, and a Funeral (All Unrelated)
Holy crap, y'all, this has been quite the weekend. Let's begin at the beginning (a very good place to start, according to The Sound of Music.) On Thursday, Mr. Monkeypants called me all casual-like and said that oh, he was going to the ER. WHAT WHAT WHAT? Yep, he was feeling very poorly, indeed...
Oh Miss Lulu! How undignified to be so unceremoniously removed from the boudoir of tasty kibble! This does not become a lady of your stature at all so it was beyond kind of you to offer such a sweet eulogy to 'Ra Ra'. Please give Stewart our best. And be nice to the biped, she's had a rough couple of weeks.
Your sister in feline diva-ness,
Bonnie von Munster
Lulu's Turn, Dammit
Hello, human biped food slaves. Oh, you don't remember MOI with all this idiotic kitten talk as of late? Well let me tell you the unfairness that I am subjected to on a daily basis. Harumph. So I was BANNED from the bedroom last night, which ended up being a good thing, but is UNFAIR and UNJ...
Renesmee's birth would also work. Somewhere around that time though. The amount of thought that I've put into this is really disturbing...
Twilight "Breaking Dawn" To Be Broken In Two
Taking a cue from the Harry Potter franchise and figuring two movies will make more money than one, Summit Entertainment has decided to split Breaking Dawn into a two-parter. The first part of the two-part ending to the series is slated with a November 2011 release, ostensibly to make it i...
No apologies necessary Miss B. This is your blog and you get to do what you want with it. We're here because we want to know what you are doing/thinking/saying but it isn't your job to entertain us.
I'm glad that you are feeling better and I hear you on the cat pee as my own little furry darling will piss anywhere BUT her litterbox recently. I'm gonna drop kick her if she doesn't cut it out.
Cleaning Up My Mess
I can't thank y'all enough for all the encouragement and love that the comments have been chock full of since my paranoia post. I know that my "content" has not been very "content-y" as of late, but honestly, if you had this going on in your home all the time, you would talk about kittens all th...
Oh, he's sooooo wee! And cute! I'd be a helpless sucker too looking in those eyes. And there is something about that orange striped tabbies. They are all big cuddlers with no spines.
And I *think* that he is curled up on the table somewhere but not certain....
The Trouble With Toby
I have a slight problem with my kitten Toby. The Tobe. Tobias Zachary Ziegler. He's healthy, he eats like there's no tomorrow, he's got more energy than a spider monkey on crack, there's just one teeny, tiny, itsy, bitsy problem. I keep losing him. He's SO FREAKING TINY, DUDES. I can't FIND ...
You are an awesome person so try to let Snarky Amber,ElleVee and Laroux be the louder voices. I can't pretend to understand what you are going through but it makes me sad for you that your fucked up brain chemistry makes you feel this way.
Cue The Chorus To "Paranoid"
Yep, I'm paranoid again. It's awesome, lemme tell you. I am currently so terrified of everything I say, could possibly say, think, might think, etc. etc. etc. It's crippling, and annoying, and I spend all my time in a constant state of fear and shame, for, wait for it, NO REASON. This happens m...
This? Is awesome! Fits right in with WTF...
This? Is awesome! Fits right in with WTF Wednesdays! http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2010/06/01/4448567-rocket-car-runs-on-mentos-and-coke?GT1=43001 Continue reading
Posted Jun 2, 2010 at MamaPop Sparkle Motion
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So glad that you had a great weekend and the kitties are so cute!
Also, I stalked MamaPop yesterday for the Batchelorette recap since I obviously have no life.
Oh Yeah, I Have A Blog!
Y'all, I've been a beesh. I've been so busy, and went away for the weekend, and excuses excuses, here I am, and there you (hopefully) are, and the kittens are tearing around here like their small asses are on FIRE, and I am going to write a blog entry, dammit. Yes, yes I am. I went to Mr. Monkey...
The gene pool just got a bit shallower......
The gene pool just got a bit shallower... http://news.yahoo.com/s/pcworld/20100531/tc_pcworld/womansuesgoogleforbaddirections Continue reading
Posted Jun 1, 2010 at MamaPop Sparkle Motion
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