Oh Miss B, I wish there is something, anything we could do. Regarding your trolly-troll, I have a lot of pent up agression and have been needing to take batting practice anyway. Knee caps are just about the bottom of the strike zone... Have a fabulous time at the wedding and your shrink sounds like she's got a good plan. I wish I could 'make it so' but Picard isn't listening to me these days.

So glad that you haven't abandoned the blog! But now I will check out Tumblr but only because you said so. I'm such a good little squirrel. Or lemming. Some small mammal....

Read them both and they were great (as always). Feel better!

Poor little things...though I'm with you; I'd be laughing my fool ass off at them as well. And mocking them mercilessly to boot. I do that to my cat. And my kids. Guess I'm joining you in the 'Worst Mommy Ever Club'.

Maybe it's the perspective but Miss Lulu looks more...Reubenesque than usual. I personally find it hysterical when they go all stereo wailing for the food especially when in the case of my little lady who could probably live off of her fatness for a week. This made no sense so I'm just gonna shut up now.

I upheld Birthday Commandment #4 on Tuesday (Eclipsing with friends). Does that count? Hope that you enjoy the movie and are having an awesome birthday week!

Happy Birthday Miss Banshee! May this year rock more than any other one ever. Until next year's that is.

Well, I JUST found out that I didn't get a job that I had applied for, no matter that I really wasn't going to be able to afford the pay cut but still so my coping mechanism of the day is two fold: indulge in some Whoppery-Jr. goodness from El Rey de Burger and, like you, watching The Bachelorette tonight. Happy Birthday (2 days early) Miss B. Here's to your Jeebus year bringing all things awesome and grand to you always.

The smile is amazing and hair: ditto. But...the dress needs to die a horrible death and never be spoken of again. It makes her look linebackeresque in the shoulders and needs a few more inches on the bottom.

Can we please do an open thread on this one? There's just too much going on it it not too. Also: MST3K for the new millenium.

I know you're not talking about it but just wanted to say that I'm so sorry. And he's a rat bastard. Also: coffee tables today are the lead paint of the 1970s - 30 years (or more) from now, archeaologists will discover these monstrosities tossed en masse in dumps world wide and come to the (very) logical question of: why would anyone think it a good idea to put a table of questionable height in the middle of a walking area? What exactly did they expect to happen?

Hm, CindyW has a good point. Though I'm sure that you also enjoy this special time with the Finnster. And ditto on the good vibes/luck for your super sekrit stuff to turn into the super awesome stuff!

Glad to hear that Mr. M. is doing better. Now smack him upside his head for not taking better care of himself in the first place! And the kittehs? They are adorable!

Oh Miss Lulu! How undignified to be so unceremoniously removed from the boudoir of tasty kibble! This does not become a lady of your stature at all so it was beyond kind of you to offer such a sweet eulogy to 'Ra Ra'. Please give Stewart our best. And be nice to the biped, she's had a rough couple of weeks. Your sister in feline diva-ness, Bonnie von Munster

Renesmee's birth would also work. Somewhere around that time though. The amount of thought that I've put into this is really disturbing...

No apologies necessary Miss B. This is your blog and you get to do what you want with it. We're here because we want to know what you are doing/thinking/saying but it isn't your job to entertain us. I'm glad that you are feeling better and I hear you on the cat pee as my own little furry darling will piss anywhere BUT her litterbox recently. I'm gonna drop kick her if she doesn't cut it out.

Oh, he's sooooo wee! And cute! I'd be a helpless sucker too looking in those eyes. And there is something about that orange striped tabbies. They are all big cuddlers with no spines. And I *think* that he is curled up on the table somewhere but not certain....

You are an awesome person so try to let Snarky Amber,ElleVee and Laroux be the louder voices. I can't pretend to understand what you are going through but it makes me sad for you that your fucked up brain chemistry makes you feel this way.

So glad that you had a great weekend and the kitties are so cute! Also, I stalked MamaPop yesterday for the Batchelorette recap since I obviously have no life.