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If you're going to use "nature" to back you up, I'll ask you to recall the two male penguins at the Central Park zoo who adopted an abandoned egg and raised the resulting chick as their own. That was natural, too.
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Ellen Asks McCain to Walk Her Down the Aisle
John McCain believes that marriage should be legal only for couples containing exactly one man and one woman. And, by golly, he'll be on the Ellen DeGeneres show today to tell her all about this unique philosophical position! Ellen, who on the very day that the California Supreme Court overtur...
The woman loves wigs, what can you do?
Tyra Banks Wants to Rule Your Face
Last weekend's New York Times Magazine had a picture of a wigged-up Tyrant Banks on the cover and an in-depth analysis of the lengths to which she has gone to become the woman with the most popular show on the CW. But that's not enough! No, she will stop at nothing less than being a brand. Le...
Seriously, what's in Prince's basement? A purple foosball table with velvet handles?
Cameron and Sean Jean, Oooh-la-la!
Cameron Diaz and Mr. P. Diddy Combs have been secretly dating all spring! They've been spotted flirting and giggling and slipping in and out of restaurants through the kitchen and whatnot, which is pretty of adorable considering the heartbreaking year Cameron's had after her breakup with Timbe...
I know! And People should know, right? The truth will come out soon enough.
Three In, Three Out
It's been a busy day! ET Online is the first site to bravely confirm that Angelina Jolie has indeed given birth to twin girls. It happened last Sunday in France, everyone's doing fine, and the children are reportedly being named after their grandmothers -- "ISLA (pronounced eye-la) MARCHELINE ...
That's just it, being a party girl is fine! Being a junkie (if that's what she is? who the hell knows) will destroy everything. She is so gifted.
Amy Winehouse, Uh, Wow.
One of the things I love about Amy Winehouse is how she seems to open her door to whoever rings the bell. Yeah, okay, that means we get pictures of her taking out the garbage at one in the morning. But the neighborhood kids who want her to sign their skateboards and bongos don't care, they jus...
These are brilliant, Angela.
Ten in Ten (or Less)!
Authored by Super Special Guest Poster and Honorary MamaPop Betch, Angela of Fluid Pudding I've been toying around with a series of reviews completed in ten words or less. Why ten words or less? Because I would rather be slapped than tickled. Seriously, I don't have time to screw around, folks....
I know, I was thinking how lucky she is to have been born when and where she was, that her parents have the means and heart to support her and not turn her into some sideshow attraction.
News of the World's Tiniest Teenager!
Jyoti Amge would like you to know that she's just a regular fourteen-year-old girl. She enjoys school, chatting on the phone for hours, and being barely larger than a water bottle. Born with a type of dwarfism called achondroplasia, Jyoti is her town's biggest celebrity! More amazing photos a...
Alyce, you're obviously one of those people who smokes crack in her sleep. Me, apparently I'm one of those people who is continually astonished that people can post comments from a wattle-and-daub hut in the Dark Ages.
Ellen Asks McCain to Walk Her Down the Aisle
John McCain believes that marriage should be legal only for couples containing exactly one man and one woman. And, by golly, he'll be on the Ellen DeGeneres show today to tell her all about this unique philosophical position! Ellen, who on the very day that the California Supreme Court overtur...
Okay, how about this: wait until you're actually offered the job to disclose your pregnancy and see how they react. That will be a good time to judge how family friendly the new work environment really is.
DEAR HULKY!
Dear Hulk, I know that you are not a woman and probably will never have this problem, but I hope you can help. I am currently pregnant (just leaving first trimester) and in a comfortable but boring job. It looks like I am very close to getting a new, more exciting, better paying job with a s...
Employers are required to absorb some of those costs, absolutely, but having been fired soon after ending my own maternity leave I'm afraid that employers will ultimately do what's best for them and I'd be worried that something equally as catastrophic would happen to H in a new, unknown company.
DEAR HULKY!
Dear Hulk, I know that you are not a woman and probably will never have this problem, but I hope you can help. I am currently pregnant (just leaving first trimester) and in a comfortable but boring job. It looks like I am very close to getting a new, more exciting, better paying job with a s...
I thought we should have a post for the menfolk.
Giambi Has a Thing for His Thong
After apologizing for using steroids, New York Yankees slugger Jason Giambi has found a clever way to knock them out of the park. Boyfriend wears a gold-lamé tiger-striped thong under his uniform. "I only put it on when I'm desperate to get out of a big slump," he said. And because it feels s...
Ah, Team Owen speaks!
Kate Hudson Shoots, Misses, Rebounds!
Wow, Kate Hudson! The turnover in your Department of Boyfriends from Texas sure is mighty quick. Having ducked engagement rumors and ditched the emotionally fragile Owen Wilson, Hudson has now begun a "passionate affair" with Wilson's pal and seven-time Tour de France winner, Lance Armstrong. ...
Seriously, Amy. And thanks, Liana! Google image search can be used for good as well as evil, always remember that.
George Clooney is Nuts. In a Good Way!
Now that Cannes is up and running the marketplace is revving up, too. Good news for George Clooney as the star is slated to do a new comedy that wins title of the year: Men Who Stare at Goats. According to Variety, the picture "is an adaptation of British journalist Jon Ronson's book about t...
I think I would like the hat more if her hair were up. Hats in general seem so retro that I want a chignon underneath, plus it would really help me to appreciate that hat as the crowning achievement of physics that it really is.
Sarah Jessica Parker Redefines Eco-Fashion By Wearing A Shrub On Her Head
This is a good look, I especially like the moss trim across her bust. I wonder if any insect life made itself at home in there. Because, you know, those butterflies in the shrubbery that's growing out of her hatpiece sure look comfortable. I've never understood decorative hats. In part, I th...
OMG Susie Bright left a comment? EEEEE!
What the Hell, Eva Mendes?
And what the hell to you, too, Italian Vogue! The European fashion sensibility, it's just different somehow . . . More photos after the jump, moderately safe for work (which means lots of thigh but no nipples). My garter belt days are behind me now but Italian stylists obviously don't let go...
You're welcome! And I like the fact that those legs are kind of ambiguous -- they first read as manly for me, but then I look again and they're mighty smooth and is that nail polish on those toes? Awesome.
What the Hell, Eva Mendes?
And what the hell to you, too, Italian Vogue! The European fashion sensibility, it's just different somehow . . . More photos after the jump, moderately safe for work (which means lots of thigh but no nipples). My garter belt days are behind me now but Italian stylists obviously don't let go...
This appears to be the greatest movie ever made.
Weirdest. Movie. Ever.
Y'all like weird shit? This is Big Man Japan, or Dai-Nipponjin. I have been unable to think of Iron Man, that other superhero movie, which I saw last Sunday, because of Big Man Japan, which I saw last Friday. I do pause periodically to think about how Terrence Howard (whom I like, despite his ...
Larceny, damn it.
Lindsay Kleptohan at it Again
You know, she just looks so sweet and innocent when she wants to. But yet another woman is claiming Lindsay absconded with her clothes. SIGH. This time it's Lauren Hastings, a 23-year-old Los Angeles model (and my boyfriend Shia's other girlfriend) whose house-sitter threw a party while Ha...
Larcey McTakestuff! HA! Excellent.
Lindsay Kleptohan at it Again
You know, she just looks so sweet and innocent when she wants to. But yet another woman is claiming Lindsay absconded with her clothes. SIGH. This time it's Lauren Hastings, a 23-year-old Los Angeles model (and my boyfriend Shia's other girlfriend) whose house-sitter threw a party while Ha...
Gah! Fixed it. Thank you!
Celebrity Lookalikes, William and Harry Edition
All of a sudden Prince Harry looks exactly like a young Albert Brooks. I'm serious. Wouldn't it be great if Harry left the military and started directing himself in neurotic comedies? I loved Defending Your Life. The question is, which celebrity does William look like? My choice after th...
I liked it a lot, my six-year-old liked it a lot too, even though some of the violence was borderline cover-his-eyes. I love that Jon "Elf" Favreau directed it with both humor and bombs going off. It goes to show that you can take a somewhat flimsy cartoon premise, load it up with real talent (Gwyneth's uber-whiteness works here, and Terence's eyes rival Downey's for drownability) and make a movie that's totally worth the price of popcorn.
"Iron Man" review
First and foremost if a movie - from the previews alone - smacks me in the face with obvious then calls me dumbass, then I refuse to go see it. Which is precisely the reason for why I could feel my IQ lowering when I started to purchase movie tickets to Made of Honor. Like I was getting dumbe...
I love that picture of her. I really wish she'd get her shit together.
Amy Winehouse Amassing Ever More Friends in High Places
Amy Winehouse has some well-known admirers and well-wishers, as we've reported. Keith Richards fretted over her. Bryan Adams invited her over and wrote a song about her. But her latest famous friend is the awesomest yet. Yes, that's Nelson Mandela, former president of South Africa, activi...
AMAZING. Wow, that's some serious entitlement right there. I have a friend whose very expensive jacket was stolen right off the back of his seat at a fancy bar, and I think that whoever would just take someone else's nice property assumes that if the owner is rich enough to buy it s/he is rich enough to replace it without a second thought. Rich people deserve to/can afford to lose their shit, right? Did Lindsay think she deserved it more somehow? Because she's famous? The mind boggles, doesn't it, Winona?
Lindsay Lohan, Coat Thief
This story is really bizarre... Lindsay Lohan stole the fur coat of a fellow party attendee in New York back in January. The coat's actual owner tracked her thievery via the magic of the internet, and the coat was returned, stinking. What?! I'll just let the New York Post break it down for y...
Yup, that's the Edge.
I can't seem to find anything confirming Moakler's pregnancy, but she's got a belly and she's dressed for comfort so I just went and assumed. This is how rumors start, I know.
Celebumom Fashion
You know what I wanted to do when I was pregnant and big as a house, seven long years ago? I wanted to sit around and watch my ankles swell, but mostly I didn't want to wear eighteen yards of fabric that made me look like Orson Welles. And yet that seems to be what the stores are selling these d...
Madonna's always been lot more liberal about sex than most people, so this comment is consistent with that. Normally I think she's pretty arrogant, but I agree with her here, Miley wasn't showing any more skin than the average teenager at the community swimming pool here. It's harder for parents to deal with this stuff than kids, that's for sure. I'm sure Lourdes knows all about STDs and birth control already.
Madonna: Four Minutes To Say Stupid Things About Teen Sexuality
If it seems like every celebrity in existence and their handlers have lined up to comment on the OMG Miley Cyrus Took Her Shirt Off! scandal, it's because they have. Everyone from Jamie Lee Curtis - waxing parental at the Huffington Post - to Heidi Montag - waxing stupid everywhere - has had...
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