UGH! i hate it! they have those stupid macy's commercials with the kidz bop songs. i want to kill the tv when they come on. GAG. annnnnywayssssss.... my mom's birthday party was last night! people remotely close to my age that came: Melody Waldrop Khelsea Ziesmer Marie Page Zack Snelgrove... Continue reading

OHEMGEE. Haha(: Well, I've... not posted for a while. Decided to maybe get back into it. Emphasis on MAYBE. Here's an update on the world of emily. 1: School started. Yay? Ish. 2: My mom just turned OLD! Her birthday party is tomorrow(: 3: Uh..... Yea. I'm tired and burning... Continue reading

yea, i was gone for a while. sorry. i didn't get around to posting. so, in the time between my posts, I went to minnesota. it was fun. met k of kemm at the MOA, which was uber-fantabulous. and now i'm back. in tropflug. as of, like, 3 hours ago,... Continue reading

don't ask. seriously. anyways, i'm in arizona right now, waiting to eat breakfast. i'm hungry. last night i saw some old light. 26 thousand year old light. from the globular star group M5. it was really cool. i also discovered that my dad is not a saggitarius. he's the thirteenth... Continue reading

OHMYGOSH! that's extremely annoying. i think people just do it to make people think they're big, important businesspeople. but in fact, they are not. definitely not. Continue reading

that sounds like it would be kind of frightening, for some reason. i mean, you're implying that it's a miracle you even made it back to the ground without dying. i don't want to feel like i have to depend on miracles for that kind of stuff. love ya to the moon and back iwhtout clapping at the landing, emily Continue reading

of course i want an iphone four! duh. that's like asking a starving, dying man in the desert if he would like Emeril Laggasse to cook him a meal and present him with a tall glass of Figi water. it's OBVIOUS! byes! love ya to pluto and back, emily Continue reading

i'm so alone! before, i was practically begging people NOT to come over. now i am desperate and have nothing to do with my life but pet my slightly smelly dog and watch reruns on tv. i need a life. well, scratch that. i have a life, i just need... Continue reading

no. absotiveley not. and that's not even a word, that's how serious i am about disliking 3d movies. i mean, the glasses are uncomfortable, any action scene makes me nauseous, and they cost more? no. i simply do not like them. love ya to pluto and back, emily Continue reading

wow! i don't know what to say!! then why do i bother posting, you ask? i don't know. all i know is that this kid has waaaaaaaay too much caffeine in her system. also, i got a golf cart! yays! baby bye bye, love ya to the end of the... Continue reading

summer:) i love it. why, you ask? i have compiled a list of pros and cons. PROS: no school sleep late stay up late swim camps trips friends etc.... CONS: sunburns mosquitoes sweaty mosquitoes bugs mosquitoes MOSQUITOES!!!! i hope those stupid bugs go extinct like the dinosaurs or wooly mammoths.... Continue reading

my dream job? ahm, this is slightly embarrassing, because it is SOOOO nerdy.... writer. like, not even spectacular, generation-barrier crossing literature, i'm talking teen novels that get an HBO movie and are read by maybe ten people who just have no life, like, per se, me. i totally do that. am i qualified? gah, no. you have to have writing talent to be a writer, and the only writing thing i'm good at is description. adjectives and me are like peanut butter and jelly. would that keep me from taking the job? no. love you to jupiter and back! emily Continue reading

i hope we'll be able to travel in time and all, that would be a great innovation. but don't you think it would get a little out of hand? i do. i mean, anybody just being able to hop back a while in the past to do whatever? that's like the ability to be in more than one place at a time. i think we should leave the crazy stuff like that to the people who can handle the responsibility, even if, with it, they don't do what we want them to do. and the only person capable of such is God. i'm done preaching now. but keep that in mind. with humans, this is possible, but with God, all things are possible. love you to jupiter and back, emily Continue reading

hi. my name, clearly, is emily. these are my extremely useless rantings, so long as i stay the totally anonymous person i am currently. if i, say, win the nobel peace prize or become a fabulous movie star, these rantings may gain some value, monetary or otherwise. but i don't... Continue reading