ME, GRIMLOCK, GIVE THIS 6 OUT OF 10 ON RANT SCALE. USE PURPOSELY MISLEADING STATEMENTS FOR ATTRACT ATTENTION, THEN PIVOT TO "BUT I REALLY MEAN" IN BODY TO GOTCHA SKIMMERS? +7 PTS. MORE WRITE INSTEAD OF MORE RIGHT? -2 PTS. ARTFULLY BURY TRUTH UNDER LAYERS OF HYPERBOLE? +8 PTS. SYMPATHY PLAY WITH KIDS TO DEFLECT CRITICISM? +3 PT. NOT USE DISQUS AND REAL BLOG? -10 PTS. THAT LAST ONE BIG DEAL. IF DISQUS USED, THIS TURN INTO USEFUL CONVERSATION, INSTEAD OF STATIC 1.0 BROADCAST OF OPINION.