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My Spanish is not great, but something tells me that "Culo" means ass. And a triple-Culo means Kim Kardashian's ass. Am I right?
Toggle Commented Dec 5, 2011 on "What Is CULO?" at Paris Hilton
Doggies got really upset that you skipped the animal charity fundraiser today in Brickell....But screw doggies, paparazzi's got really pissed. No worries though, I took over as the epicenter of the event instead....when I pulled up in a while Rolls Royce these peeps thought it was you Lol. Especially since we look a bit alike:) Hope you are having fun in Miami! Come to our little house, it is right across from Fontanblue. You have been here at this house before! :) xx
Kim K sings about jam. Wrong song. She must be singing about cottage cheese instead. Charlie Sheen is the best! #WINNING:) Continue reading
Posted Mar 3, 2011 at Paris Hilton
Paris, I want to start a non-profit no-kill animal shelter in Miami. Would you help me? Continue reading
Posted Dec 26, 2010 at Paris Hilton
While I was out stuffing myself at Mr.Chow, my dog managed to get access to apple pie. It is now all in his stomach. If you would ask me to eat that thing by myself, I could not in a... Continue reading
Posted Dec 24, 2010 at Paris Hilton
Merry Christmas from South Beach:)
If any of you smokes, quit smoking today! Continue reading
Posted Dec 23, 2010 at Paris Hilton
Pretty neat:)
The Best Christmas ever! (for me at least:)
have you ever waken up in the middle of the night craving marshmallow chocolate Santa? I have. Continue reading
Posted Dec 21, 2010 at Paris Hilton
Me and my dog Escobar are So happy Paris did some great things to help animals! :) Hope this will spark some people up to go ahead and adopt some cuties this Christmas! Animals make the "bestest BFF's" in your... Continue reading
Posted Dec 21, 2010 at Paris Hilton
Inception was one of the best movies of this year. Leo is a true genius. Hope to meet him some day :)
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Sep 29, 2010
Trying to shop is painful no matter where you go LOL
So excited you did it! We have 5 dogs in our house and they are all like kids to us:) Where else will you find (so much) unconditional love and devotion? Try to imagine the world without animals??? Again, so happy you did what you did and Please continue doing it! Need help? Just let us know:P) xoxo
No matter what, we still love you! Continue reading
Posted Sep 29, 2010 at Paris Hilton
Does the girl deserve to go to jail for this? Of course not! Does she deserve a good spanking? You bet! :) I used to confuse everything in the world with the chewing gum. Once I confused my boyfriend and...chewed... Continue reading
Posted Sep 4, 2010 at Paris Hilton
Paris, I think you need to hire a new manager, publicist and the whole team! Honestly, what happened??? Or is this it? Retirement? Come on, you are only 20'something! Since you fired Jason, the whole thing went down the drain!... Continue reading
Posted Aug 22, 2010 at Paris Hilton
Ciao people of ParisLand:) Continue reading
Posted Aug 22, 2010 at Paris Hilton
Love that place! They are indeed the best. Bruno also used them in his movie. For other purposes though....
Great place. Although bankrupt....
It is indeed rainy. I just woke up. Yesterday was a great (half-sunny) day and we spent all day boating from restaurant to restaurant! Nothing can be more fun than Miami in the sun:) Come join us for the boat fun. We are boating ALL WEEK!:) xoxo
Yes, looking a bit like Paris has taken me places and helped to meet some cool folks:) I don't do it "professionally" as much anymore....I am running a growing software business which keeps me very busy...but once in a while someone flies me somewhere to shake my skinny ass and cause some double takes. It's still fun:)
Toggle Commented Mar 14, 2010 on No title at Paris Hilton
Coca Cola is as bad for you as cocaine! Actually, when Coke was first released over 100 years ago, it had small amounts of cocaine in it. Maybe thats why they still call it Coke, I dunno... The bottom line: too much sugar kills. Too much cocaine kills. Too much of anything may kill. Think about it! xoxo