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Scratch3_1
Florida
Marine combat veteran, scuba diver, pilot, photographer, writer.
Interests: photography, flying, scuba, shooting sports, and long-legged women (in no particular order).
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I AM one of those who faced hard core NVA as well as Viet Cong. While I respect my brother Viet Nam vets, there is NO excuse for letting the wire go slack. Sorry, gentlemen but this little debacle poisoned the well.
Toggle Commented Oct 18, 2010 on URGENT: VFW DISSOLVES PAC BOARD! at BlackFive
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One-Way-Jesus, You supply the Margarita juice and I'll bring the Ford F-350 Super-Duty. As for being overweight, I wouldn't worry about it. Once this administration destroys the world economy, we'll all lose some weight whether we wanted to or not!
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Hey, Scooter! I'm relatively fat. Can I drive the Hummer?
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Question about the image: Is he pulling the koran out of his @ss or pushing it up? Can I say koran here?
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Let's see: Tiger Woods. Check. Whale sushi. Check. Fat lesbian high school girl. Check. Prom night with all the ingredients of "Carrie". Check Great! This screenplay will make "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" look like "Bambi". I say we call Tarentino! We need a working title, people!
Toggle Commented Mar 12, 2010 on Whales, Tigers, More Whales at Scooter's Report
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Nonsense, Scooter. Now get back on that hoss!
Toggle Commented Mar 11, 2010 on No, this is not an article at Scooter's Report
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No pleasure philosophy, no sensuality, no place nor power, no material success can for a moment give such inner satisfaction as the sense of living for good purpose. - Minot Simons
Toggle Commented Mar 10, 2010 on No, this is not an article at Scooter's Report
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Well said, Epador. I'll drink to that.
Toggle Commented Mar 10, 2010 on No, this is not an article at Scooter's Report
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Unfortunate, that. I hope it has been resolved to everyone's satisfaction. Too early for margaritas, so I'll just tip a little Bailey's in my coffee. Anyone?
Toggle Commented Mar 10, 2010 on No, this is not an article at Scooter's Report
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You can't say butter here.
Toggle Commented Mar 9, 2010 on No, this is not an article at Scooter's Report
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I agree with the stance on compromise. I'll see your plug and raise you a plugged nickel: http://govtcheddar.blogspot.com/2009/12/by-accepting-compromise-on-health-care.html
Toggle Commented Mar 8, 2010 on No, this is not an article at Scooter's Report
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Please don't stop Gina when she's talkin' dirty.
Toggle Commented Mar 8, 2010 on No, this is not an article at Scooter's Report
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Thank you, Gina. I'll take that as an endorsement.
Toggle Commented Mar 7, 2010 on No, this is not an article at Scooter's Report
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I'm running for office as well: http://govtcheddar.blogspot.com/2009/12/my-fellow-americans-im-proud-to-bring.html
Toggle Commented Mar 7, 2010 on No, this is not an article at Scooter's Report
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Blasphemy! BLASPHEMY! (Scooter, hustle yer butt back here. Your readers are talkin' crazy and stuff.)
Toggle Commented Mar 5, 2010 on No, this is not an article at Scooter's Report
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I want to spare Scooter the pain and suffering three of my friends and I experienced at the hands of that Margarita machine purchased Sunday. The machine is evil. EVIL! It shaves ice, blends the mix and tequila, then blends all together in automatic cycles. Pitchers full of the magic elixir. Being guys, we had to see how fast it would go (and if we could break it). The infernal machine won. The result was a two-day-long hangover and a near-broken marriage, lost car keys and an unexplained series of bruises. My gut tells me if we were to gift Scooter with anything it should be more crayons.
Toggle Commented Mar 3, 2010 on No, this is not an article at Scooter's Report
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As long as 'ogies' follows 'anal'.
Toggle Commented Mar 3, 2010 on No, this is not an article at Scooter's Report
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No this is not an article, but an incredible simulation! http://govtcheddar.blogspot.com/2009/12/baroken-orolex.html
Toggle Commented Mar 3, 2010 on No, this is not an article at Scooter's Report
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"But what a burden would be lifted! We would no longer have to worry that our grandchildren would one day look back on us as a criminal generation that had selfishly and blithely ignored clear warnings that their fate was in our hands."-Al Gore Al shows unmitigated gall calling us a "criminal generation". That is, unless he is including himself.
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I'm typing this Saturday morning, so I know, I can't use the word "udder". So I won't. When I watched the HC summit, I couldn't help but think of the Blazing Saddles scene in which Sheriff Bart held a gun to his own head and said "Nobody move or the n*gg*r gets it!". It's as though the POTUS is telling the Republicans "Pass my health care bill or I'll shoot myself" with Nancy Pelosi as the woman in the crowd saying "Won't somebody help that poor man?". This isn't an administration, its a Mel Brooks comedy.
Toggle Commented Feb 27, 2010 on Pelosi Saves Healthcare Reform! at Scooter's Report
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Wow. If you could just pack 9 more disciples into that picture...well, no, maybe not.
Toggle Commented Feb 25, 2010 on Bipartisan Health Summit Live! at Scooter's Report
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What makes you think he was only controlled by space aliens in 2005? He's been under alien control since the second world war.
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1st, you're right. 'Booty cat' doesn't exactly roll off the tongue. That didn't sound right. Did it? Anyway, today is National Margarita day. I hoisted a couple for Scooter.
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Now you're just being mean.
Toggle Commented Feb 21, 2010 on Tiger: I'm Sorry at Scooter's Report
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Can Gina say butt-crack again? I love it when a girl talks dirty.
Toggle Commented Feb 21, 2010 on Tiger: I'm Sorry at Scooter's Report
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