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Fist of Etiquette
Born eleven months premature.
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I'm pretty sure President Obama has fixed all of Bush's mistakes.
Toggle Commented Jan 31, 2012 on It's Official: Republicans Hate Sex at BlameBush!
This is literally taking forever. Also, the GOP sure is having a lot of debates and caucuses and primaries just to nominate future president Mitt Romney.
Toggle Commented Jan 18, 2012 on It's Official: Republicans Hate Sex at BlameBush!
FIRST!
Toggle Commented Jan 3, 2012 on It's Official: Republicans Hate Sex at BlameBush!
You know you sure are chatty for someone who updates his blog even less than Chomstein.
Toggle Commented Dec 25, 2011 on It's Official: Republicans Hate Sex at BlameBush!
All I want for Generic Winter Solstice Day is for this to get to 12,345 comments.
Toggle Commented Dec 25, 2011 on It's Official: Republicans Hate Sex at BlameBush!
Oh noes! Kim Jong-Il is Kim Jong-Ded! What will this mean to everyone's favorite example of state-run-everything?
Toggle Commented Dec 19, 2011 on It's Official: Republicans Hate Sex at BlameBush!
Like everyone else, I came down with Bieber fever. DHS should have caught that contagion at the border. I was puking my guts out for a week.
Toggle Commented Dec 15, 2011 on It's Official: Republicans Hate Sex at BlameBush!
President Obama publicly attended church on Sunday, and spoke about Christ's birth during a Christmas concert program that included Jennifer Hudson, The Band Perry, and Justin Bieber. Would a Muslim do any of these things, I ask you? Our very Christian president shows just how close he is to our savior, Bill Clinton.
Toggle Commented Dec 13, 2011 on It's Official: Republicans Hate Sex at BlameBush!
They call him Mr. Exwhorecyst! No love for Doctor Ron Paul? He's going to do the Dew with some extreme campaigning and destroy them all.
Toggle Commented Dec 7, 2011 on It's Official: Republicans Hate Sex at BlameBush!
Just as well too, since Obama has taken to himself the powers of judge, jury and executioner and is bumping off American citizens and their teenage kids. Shouting from your rooftops for a savior seldom works out for anyone but that politician. Shifting power from the state back to the individual is a good start in combating an imperial presidency. A black French president. Who knew? WIKIPEDIA, THAT'S WHO!
Toggle Commented Nov 6, 2011 on It's Official: Republicans Hate Sex at BlameBush!
The one we were shouting from the rooftops when Obama was standing for election. That doesn't count as electing. Only Americans (and foreigners ACORN can sneak into the polls) get to vote here. You have to vote on of your own less-than-white citizens into office. That will be the exact moment your entire continent ceases to be racist. (And it has to be an office as powerful as that of President of the United States of America. No fudging with office of town crier or whatever little thing your quaint (read:backwards) systems produce.) Good luck! We're pulling for you.
Toggle Commented Nov 4, 2011 on It's Official: Republicans Hate Sex at BlameBush!
Let's just call Cain what he is: Rapist. This episode is doing nothing to help counter Europe's argument that you shouldn't elect anyone who isn't white.
Toggle Commented Nov 4, 2011 on It's Official: Republicans Hate Sex at BlameBush!
Caucasian Heights, RedState Anywhere, USofKKK-A You forgot the zip code, which is 80085. Any my state is a rich shade of purple, if anything.
Toggle Commented Oct 31, 2011 on It's Official: Republicans Hate Sex at BlameBush!
Factor that in with loose hippie bitches and you can see what's on my calendar. Don't forget to blame the Joos while you're there! I hear it's good for a free handy.
Toggle Commented Oct 12, 2011 on It's Official: Republicans Hate Sex at BlameBush!
Bureaucrats are full of ideas. Get that walk-in and await further instructions.
Toggle Commented Oct 11, 2011 on It's Official: Republicans Hate Sex at BlameBush!
I'm talking now so everyone SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH. That goes double for you, Exorcist. So, what's everyone been talking about?
Toggle Commented Oct 9, 2011 on It's Official: Republicans Hate Sex at BlameBush!
Inferior Americans, you mean. So inferior that people from all over the world are leaving their superior nations and flocking here to try to fix the mistake that is the United States of America.
Toggle Commented Sep 29, 2011 on It's Official: Republicans Hate Sex at BlameBush!
In light of this, I feel we should surrender the free market.
Toggle Commented Sep 21, 2011 on It's Official: Republicans Hate Sex at BlameBush!
9.11.11
Toggle Commented Sep 11, 2011 on It's Official: Republicans Hate Sex at BlameBush!
A much more disastrous strike... Blah blah blah. You know, if only Democratic mayors and city councils would be allowed to enact their urban policies free from the poisoning influence of Republicans or Walmart or reality, Detroit would be a utopia right now.
Toggle Commented Sep 10, 2011 on It's Official: Republicans Hate Sex at BlameBush!
Obama vs. the NFL. I don't like the odds
Toggle Commented Sep 4, 2011 on It's Official: Republicans Hate Sex at BlameBush!
First!
Toggle Commented Aug 30, 2011 on It's Official: Republicans Hate Sex at BlameBush!
The recent hurriquake is Gaia's way of warning man about the rise of the teabaggers and about failure to go into debt enough for the poor and about creating Global Warming. Also, about the Jews.
Toggle Commented Aug 26, 2011 on It's Official: Republicans Hate Sex at BlameBush!
First!
Toggle Commented Aug 13, 2011 on It's Official: Republicans Hate Sex at BlameBush!
'ello, what's all this then?
Toggle Commented Aug 13, 2011 on It's Official: Republicans Hate Sex at BlameBush!