I'm pretty sure President Obama has fixed all of Bush's mistakes.

This is literally taking forever. Also, the GOP sure is having a lot of debates and caucuses and primaries just to nominate future president Mitt Romney.

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You know you sure are chatty for someone who updates his blog even less than Chomstein.

All I want for Generic Winter Solstice Day is for this to get to 12,345 comments.

Oh noes! Kim Jong-Il is Kim Jong-Ded! What will this mean to everyone's favorite example of state-run-everything?

Like everyone else, I came down with Bieber fever. DHS should have caught that contagion at the border. I was puking my guts out for a week.

President Obama publicly attended church on Sunday, and spoke about Christ's birth during a Christmas concert program that included Jennifer Hudson, The Band Perry, and Justin Bieber. Would a Muslim do any of these things, I ask you? Our very Christian president shows just how close he is to our savior, Bill Clinton.

They call him Mr. Exwhorecyst! No love for Doctor Ron Paul? He's going to do the Dew with some extreme campaigning and destroy them all.

Just as well too, since Obama has taken to himself the powers of judge, jury and executioner and is bumping off American citizens and their teenage kids. Shouting from your rooftops for a savior seldom works out for anyone but that politician. Shifting power from the state back to the individual is a good start in combating an imperial presidency. A black French president. Who knew? WIKIPEDIA, THAT'S WHO!

The one we were shouting from the rooftops when Obama was standing for election. That doesn't count as electing. Only Americans (and foreigners ACORN can sneak into the polls) get to vote here. You have to vote on of your own less-than-white citizens into office. That will be the exact moment your entire continent ceases to be racist. (And it has to be an office as powerful as that of President of the United States of America. No fudging with office of town crier or whatever little thing your quaint (read:backwards) systems produce.) Good luck! We're pulling for you.

Let's just call Cain what he is: Rapist. This episode is doing nothing to help counter Europe's argument that you shouldn't elect anyone who isn't white.

Caucasian Heights, RedState Anywhere, USofKKK-A You forgot the zip code, which is 80085. Any my state is a rich shade of purple, if anything.

Factor that in with loose hippie bitches and you can see what's on my calendar. Don't forget to blame the Joos while you're there! I hear it's good for a free handy.

Bureaucrats are full of ideas. Get that walk-in and await further instructions.

I'm talking now so everyone SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH. That goes double for you, Exorcist. So, what's everyone been talking about?

Inferior Americans, you mean. So inferior that people from all over the world are leaving their superior nations and flocking here to try to fix the mistake that is the United States of America.

In light of this, I feel we should surrender the free market.

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A much more disastrous strike... Blah blah blah. You know, if only Democratic mayors and city councils would be allowed to enact their urban policies free from the poisoning influence of Republicans or Walmart or reality, Detroit would be a utopia right now.

Obama vs. the NFL. I don't like the odds

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The recent hurriquake is Gaia's way of warning man about the rise of the teabaggers and about failure to go into debt enough for the poor and about creating Global Warming. Also, about the Jews.

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'ello, what's all this then?