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foolery
Orland, California, and No, no one else knows where that is, either.
Farm girl, wife, mother of two girls, writer, humorist, pet wrangler, nincompoop. Answers to "Laurie" and "foolery" in the real world.
Interests: Building communities both real and imaginary. Making you laugh. Baked goods.
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I Hear There Are Options Packages Now
It's just so hard to choose. Continue reading
Posted Oct 1, 2019 at Foolery
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We Can Buff That Right Out
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Posted Aug 28, 2019 at Foolery
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Killer Brownies
Do not get between a girl and her chocolate. Continue reading
Posted Apr 17, 2019 at Foolery
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Chicken Little Has the Floor
We have nothing to fear except Chicken Little. Continue reading
Posted Dec 31, 2018 at Foolery
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Do That Moo-Moo That You Do So Well
I chalked it up to just another hungry cow song, which we have all gotten quite used to this winter. Continue reading
Posted Dec 18, 2018 at Foolery
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Cutting Out the Middle Man
It’s good to have a plan. Continue reading
Posted Oct 31, 2018 at Foolery
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Turns Out
"And now Khashoggi’s dead, so, our bad.
But it totally wasn’t us.
It was fifteen guys we know,
but we’re just as surprised as you guys." Continue reading
Posted Oct 22, 2018 at Foolery
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Nearly Verbatim
I'm probably making this up. Continue reading
Posted Sep 25, 2018 at Foolery
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Pass the Sugar
A cuppa coffee and you're good to go. Continue reading
Posted Sep 21, 2018 at Foolery
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Bucket of Glass
Bucket of Glass: It Only LOOKS Fun Continue reading
Posted Apr 15, 2018 at Foolery
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Is It Like Getting Out of Jury Duty?
Shouldn’t last longer than three months, tops, but still. Continue reading
Posted Mar 16, 2018 at Foolery
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More From the Department of Ignorance Is Bliss
Some things are best left unseen. Continue reading
Posted Mar 13, 2018 at Foolery
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Dear BBC: You’re Doing It Wrong
Because if you can't make fun of the shirtless dictator of a "corrupt, autocratic kleptocracy,"* who can you make fun of?
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Posted Mar 12, 2018 at Foolery
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Type YES If You Agree
These harmless memes wash over me like cheap compliments - self-congratulatory, impersonal, and not rooted in reality. Continue reading
Posted Feb 9, 2018 at Foolery
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Shampoo Asada
Who's in charge of these crazy hair products? Continue reading
Posted Jan 3, 2018 at Foolery
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Would You Like Flies With That?
That's not ground pepper. Continue reading
Posted Nov 7, 2017 at Foolery
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I Miss My iPad
I don't want to write song parodies - I have to. Continue reading
Posted Oct 30, 2017 at Foolery
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You’re Fired, Believe Me
Come at me! Continue reading
Posted Oct 10, 2017 at Foolery
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If Only We All Thought This Way
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Posted Sep 29, 2016 at Fooleryland Reviews
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What I Did With My College Education
In retail one seldom says what one really thinks. Continue reading
Posted Sep 20, 2015 at Foolery
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Ah, Miss Ursula, how I’ve missed thee. I have also missed Juggernaut Jane and the whole Amish gang, wherever they are now. Swams surfaces now and again but it just isn’t the same without those Amish. MWAHHH! Keep in touch, please?
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What About the Huckleberries?
What is the last sound a chicken makes before dawn in the last seconds of her last day on Earth? It is an age-old question that, sadly, I think I can answer. She was our last surviving chicken, the others having succumbed to either old age or illness or idiocy or foxes. She may be the only ...
And Now, Monkeys Throwing Poop!
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Posted Apr 14, 2015 at Foolery
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Hoopa
There was an outhouse, probably shared with other cabins, and a water source outside, at which they filled up basins or pots for dishes, laundry, or cooking. The women had it rough. Continue reading
Posted Apr 13, 2015 at Foolery
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What About the Huckleberries?
It's hard to know what's real in Fooleryland. Continue reading
Posted Mar 25, 2015 at Foolery
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boB, I should always come to you first.
I'm Lovin’ It?
I make myself one cup of coffee five days a week. Not “a coffee” - a mug of Yuban. I don’t drink lattes or anything that ends in “ppucino.” Sodas only at PTO meetings, once a month. It’s not that I’m a Thou Shalt Not purist, because I eat and drink other crap; I’m just too cheap to pay for that ...
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