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Kim Kardashian's Naked Perfume Bottle

This is an old one I forgot to post, but... Continue reading

Posted Apr 15, 2020 at Gallery of the Absurd

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Toilet Paper Canonized Due to Exceptional Holiness

BREAKING NEWS - It has been announced that the Blessed... Continue reading

Posted Apr 15, 2020 at Gallery of the Absurd

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Instagrams of the Future: Caitlyn Jenner

A decade from now, Caitlyn Jenner will be known as... Continue reading

Posted Dec 7, 2015 at Gallery of the Absurd

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Instagrams of the Future: Kylie Jenner

This is how I imagine Kylie Jenner’s Instagram feed will... Continue reading

Posted Dec 7, 2015 at Gallery of the Absurd

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Urban Fairy Tale Characters of San Francisco: part TWO

I spotted her sitting on a bench surrounded by lush... Continue reading

Posted Feb 27, 2015 at Gallery of the Absurd

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Newest Work in Progress: Starseed Project

Resplendent Chaos has been dormant for a while, but that's because I needed time away from blogging to allow the breezes of fresh inspiration to fire me up. As some of my readers might have noticed, I enjoy switching things... Continue reading

Posted Dec 1, 2014 at resplendent chaos

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Kim Kardashian's Ass on Paper Magazine

Okay, so I decided to play along with the Kim... Continue reading

Posted Nov 12, 2014 at Gallery of the Absurd

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Renee Zellweger's Extreme Sour Lemon Candy

My email box is jammed regarding questions about my Renee... Continue reading

Posted Oct 22, 2014 at Gallery of the Absurd

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Urban Fairy Tale Characters of San Francisco: part ONE

As an avid Watcher of People, I enjoyed spending the... Continue reading

Posted Sep 24, 2014 at Gallery of the Absurd

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When I Requested a Table With a View...

...this is not what I was expecting. Medium: digital painting. Continue reading

Posted Sep 22, 2014 at Gallery of the Absurd

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So Many Shiny People at the Art Gallery Opening

I attended the Art Market San Francisco opening night party... Continue reading

Posted Sep 22, 2014 at Gallery of the Absurd

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If Kim Kardashian is a Hobbit, then Kanye West is Gollum

When I came across the headline, "Kim Kardashian furious at... Continue reading

Posted Feb 6, 2014 at Gallery of the Absurd

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San Francisco Hipster with Owl Socks and Artisanal Toast

Hunched over the captive glow of his iPhone, he was... Continue reading

Posted Feb 4, 2014 at Gallery of the Absurd

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One of the Go-Go's Commissioned a Portrait By 14

I've not posted in a few months due to working... Continue reading

Posted Jan 14, 2014 at Gallery of the Absurd

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Miley Cyrus' Tongue on Cover of Rolling Stone

There is much speculation, debate and celebrity derision aimed at... Continue reading

Posted Sep 30, 2013 at Gallery of the Absurd

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The Circus Side Show Performances of Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison

Courtney Stodden needs a little assistance when toddling down the... Continue reading

Posted Sep 30, 2013 at Gallery of the Absurd

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Miley Cyrus Tongue Beast Performs at the MTV VMAs

I thoroughly enjoyed Miley Cyrus' performance at the VMAs this... Continue reading

Posted Aug 27, 2013 at Gallery of the Absurd

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Reality Comics: Midlife Crisis Jeans

Medium: graphite on paper, digital color Continue reading

Posted Jul 18, 2013 at Gallery of the Absurd

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Reality Comics: Flip Flops in a Restaurant

NO. Medium: graphite on paper, digital color A little closer... Continue reading

Posted Jul 18, 2013 at Gallery of the Absurd

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Is Giorgio Tsoukalos' Hair a Secret Alien Communication Device?

BREAKING NEWS Archeological Discovery: Have you ever wondered how Giorgio... Continue reading

Posted Jul 10, 2013 at Gallery of the Absurd

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Celebrity Hair Beasts: William Shatner and the Lawn Sod

Many pals suggested I create Shatner's toupee out of troublesome... Continue reading

Posted May 14, 2013 at Gallery of the Absurd

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Celebrity Hair Beasts: Donald Trump

Our EXCLUSIVE investigation into the origins of Donald Trump's hair... Continue reading

Posted May 14, 2013 at Gallery of the Absurd

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Celebrity Hair Beasts: John Travolta

John Travolta wears a variety of beautifully obvious toupee styles,... Continue reading

Posted May 6, 2013 at Gallery of the Absurd

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Eight of Diamonds: the infinite realm of the ouroboros lily

The Eight of Diamonds from the deck of Astrobotanica Playing Cards. Medium: graphite on paper, digital paint - to see more detail from this painting and other forms of nonsense, please visit my Facebook page. Continue reading

Posted Apr 12, 2013 at resplendent chaos

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Avert Your Eyes, It's Paris Hilton Sucking a Popsicle!

I know, it's gross, but I stumbled across a photo... Continue reading

Posted Feb 25, 2013 at Gallery of the Absurd

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