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I just choked on my oatmeal. love.the.chart.
Toggle Commented Sep 20, 2011 on Pop Quiz: Are You Ready For #2? at Mommy Shorts
The shower gift that ended up being the best was the most stupid f*cking thing someone could have got me at the time. I hated it! I wanted to scream and cry like a baby because it wasn't the cute little layette set that I saw at Target. I was 16 when my oldest daughter was born 14 years ago. My mom's best friend gave me her entire supply of used cloth diapers that she had so lovingly gotten every stain out of and only gave me the nicer looking ones that looked new. I HATED them! They were old crusty diapers that were 16 years old (her son was the same age as I was)I was not planning on cloth diapering and she knew it. To my spoiled stupid teenage self, it was her shoving her crunchy parenting advice down my throat. Those old crusty old diapers turned out to be the best shower gift ever! I used them for everything including diapers when my baby girl would get a rash and needed some fresh air to clear up her red butt. They were used as burp rags, pee catchers, and cleaning rags. I still have a few floating around my rag bag 14 years later.
Toggle Commented Sep 15, 2011 on Give A Good Gift Giveaway at Mommy Shorts
My son never ceases to amuse me. Me: Adan go pick up your clothes out of the bathroom. Adan curled in a blanket at my feet: I'm a naked mole rat, I don't wear clothes. Me: ADAN! Go pick up your clothes! Adan: OK but you wont like what you see. (gets up naked and walks to the bathroom) I told you I was a naked mole rat. *snickers*
Damn! Did Grammy feed her miracle grow as well? She grew like 6 inches! To solve the hideous characters dilemma, you could send Mazzy to a Woldorf school. They don't allow any Problem solved because they discourage it in the home as well. You could blame the school and dodge that bullet altogether!
Toggle Commented Sep 1, 2011 on At Least It's Not Barney at Mommy Shorts
If my daughter could call anyone in the world it would have to be the one and only Justin Beiber. She would tell him that she is one and only true Beleiber. She would also tell him that Selena is too old for him and it's more common for men to date younger women. Last but not least would would scream I love you into the phone so loud that he'd go deaf and never be able to sing and swoon millions of girls again.
Toggle Commented Aug 26, 2011 on Anybody want an iPad 2? at Mommy Shorts
FB fan here! My hot mess moment was when I dropped my kids off at school and saw a church rummage sale on the way home. I stepped out of the car and saw my slippered foot hit the ground. I realized that I was wearing a bathrobe and nothing else. My low moment was actually considering going in like that. Needless to say I got my brains back and went home.
Toggle Commented Jul 11, 2011 on Clean Up Your Hot Mess at Mommy Shorts
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