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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
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Did you see that yesterday six and a half inches of snow fell on New York's Central Park, which was the biggest November snow fall in 136 years. Ya gotta love New York, it doesn't fuck around, it does everything... Continue reading
Posted 18 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Over at MoreAboutAdvertising, there's a post about the new Burberry campaign that features several very high priced pieces of talent looking totally fucking bored. Here's the comment I left... I have no fucking idea what that was all about. What... Continue reading
Posted 21 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Yesterday I posted about the upcoming sale at Christie’s Post-War and Contemporary Art Evening of a painting by David Hockney that was set to become the most expensive work by a living artist to be sold at auction. ”Portrait of... Continue reading
Posted 21 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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If you hurry you can still get to New York for Christie’s Post-War and Contemporary Art Evening Sale tonight. Don't forget to bring the entire contents of your piggy bank as a painting by the David Hockney is set to... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Sick and tired of hearing about the millennium generation and how today's marketers have to tailor their wanky communications directly for them and their pathetic lifestyle? Well now it will no longer be a problem, 'cos now there's "Monopoly for... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
TC... Thanks for that... She's still a wanker... Or, is it wankess? Cheers/George
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AdScamer, Tom, Points us in the direction of an article in British Fascist Rag, The Daily Mail, about how JWT - UK - CEO, Jo Wallace wants to change the culture of the agency by firing all the white, heterosexual... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Boy, I'm getting tired of seeing ads for Capital One. Every fucking Web site I go to has not just one, but multiple videos of happy smiling people having orgasms over what a great bank Capital One is... Listen you... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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According to a newly released recommendation, you can expect a "drinking checkup" when you visit the doctor. All adults, including pregnant women, should be screened for unhealthy alcohol use by their primary care physicians, the United States Preventive Services Task... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
AOP... Your boss sounds like my boss at B&B. He's the one who introduced my to the sybaritic pleasures of the Bel Aire hotel, including staying in the suite usually reserved for the Shah of Iran!It's all in "Confessions of a Mad Man." Who needs fucking data when you can enjoy priceless memories? Cheers/George
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Facebook was down yesterday, so millions of cretinous douchenozzles could not post cat pictures or tell us what they had for breakfast. In a statement, a Facebook spokesnozzle said the outage was the result of a "routine test." Oh fuck,... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Over in "BrexitLand" the Poisoned Dwarf is scheduled to speak at an upcoming "Festival of Creativity." Isn't this the ultimate definition of an "Oxymoron?" The festival will also feature a Wednesday "drinks evening." This will give attendees a chance to... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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News in last week's AdAge that that Proctor & Gamble is reorganizing its management structure to get greater efficiencies from its semi-autonomous business units, almost made me choke on my breakfast beer. No matter how it reorganizes itself it will... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
Nice one AOP. It's getting worse all the fucking time. Cheers/George
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In the you can't make this shit up category... A wheelchair used by physicist Stephen Hawking has sold at a Christies on-line auction for almost 300,000 pounds ($393,000), while a copy of his doctoral thesis fetched almost 585,000 pounds ($767,000),... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Tony Granger is retiring as Global Creative Douchenozzle of Y&R. Or, VMLY&R as it will now be known. Think anyone will notice? He's been Global CCO for over ten years and upon his arrival he said his mission was "Reinventing... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Over at MoreAboutAdvertising, my mate, Stephen Foster, informs us that the Poisoned Dwarf is about to buy programmatic ad biz, MightyHive, as he starts building his next evil empire. The part you have to love is the press release put... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Now that we've got "Halloween" out of the way and are about to be bombarded by "Thanksgiving" and its evil cousin... "Black Friday," we can then look forward to week after week of really bad "Christmas" advertising. I will never... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
OOS... Never forget the Poisoned Dwarfs giant fuck up with the creation of Enfatico, another "agency of the Future" that sank below the waves after spending millions opening up offices all over the world, never produced a single campaign for Dell in two years, then was swept into a Y&R broom closet... And we know what is happening to Y&R currently. Cheers/George
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Continuing our theme of sticking to Ad Biz shit, rather than political shit... Ad Age's Megan Graham wonderfully reports on the polarizing company culture at Havas Chicago. Graham talked to a dozen former and current employees who describe an environment... Continue reading
Posted Nov 8, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Breaking from the political quagmire... Havas Group Media has hired Bret Leece in the newly created global role of chief data and innovation officer - I have no fucking idea what that is - Apparently, Leece will be responsible for... Continue reading
Posted Nov 8, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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On a final note... If you really want to know how fucked up American politics is, read on... A Nevada brothel owner who died in October has won the state’s Assembly District 36 race, according to the Nevada Independent. Dennis... Continue reading
Posted Nov 7, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Hats off to this comment on a New York Times editorial today... It's from A. Stanton of Dallas, Texas... No one doubts that Trump was a draft dodger, cheats on his taxes, has engaged in many criminal business practices, treats... Continue reading
Posted Nov 7, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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So, Der Trumpf declared last night's results as a "Tremendous success." OK... So the Democrats won back control of congress, while the Republicans strengthened their grip on the senate. The subpoena power of House Democrats will be huge, Bigly. (Tax... Continue reading
Posted Nov 7, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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OK... Now some election shit... Remember when Der Trumpf asked why we can't have more immigrants from Norway, rather than from "Shithole" countries... Obviously, because Norwegians enjoy "Socialized" medicine for all, "Socialized" education at no cost, Months of "Socialized" paid... Continue reading
Posted Nov 6, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!