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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
Recent Activity
AOP... Your boss sounds like my boss at B&B. He's the one who introduced my to the sybaritic pleasures of the Bel Aire hotel, including staying in the suite usually reserved for the Shah of Iran!It's all in "Confessions of a Mad Man." Who needs fucking data when you can enjoy priceless memories? Cheers/George
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Facebook was down yesterday, so millions of cretinous douchenozzles could not post cat pictures or tell us what they had for breakfast. In a statement, a Facebook spokesnozzle said the outage was the result of a "routine test." Oh fuck,... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Over in "BrexitLand" the Poisoned Dwarf is scheduled to speak at an upcoming "Festival of Creativity." Isn't this the ultimate definition of an "Oxymoron?" The festival will also feature a Wednesday "drinks evening." This will give attendees a chance to... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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News in last week's AdAge that that Proctor & Gamble is reorganizing its management structure to get greater efficiencies from its semi-autonomous business units, almost made me choke on my breakfast beer. No matter how it reorganizes itself it will... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
Nice one AOP. It's getting worse all the fucking time. Cheers/George
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In the you can't make this shit up category... A wheelchair used by physicist Stephen Hawking has sold at a Christies on-line auction for almost 300,000 pounds ($393,000), while a copy of his doctoral thesis fetched almost 585,000 pounds ($767,000),... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Tony Granger is retiring as Global Creative Douchenozzle of Y&R. Or, VMLY&R as it will now be known. Think anyone will notice? He's been Global CCO for over ten years and upon his arrival he said his mission was "Reinventing... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Over at MoreAboutAdvertising, my mate, Stephen Foster, informs us that the Poisoned Dwarf is about to buy programmatic ad biz, MightyHive, as he starts building his next evil empire. The part you have to love is the press release put... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Now that we've got "Halloween" out of the way and are about to be bombarded by "Thanksgiving" and its evil cousin... "Black Friday," we can then look forward to week after week of really bad "Christmas" advertising. I will never... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
OOS... Never forget the Poisoned Dwarfs giant fuck up with the creation of Enfatico, another "agency of the Future" that sank below the waves after spending millions opening up offices all over the world, never produced a single campaign for Dell in two years, then was swept into a Y&R broom closet... And we know what is happening to Y&R currently. Cheers/George
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Continuing our theme of sticking to Ad Biz shit, rather than political shit... Ad Age's Megan Graham wonderfully reports on the polarizing company culture at Havas Chicago. Graham talked to a dozen former and current employees who describe an environment... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Breaking from the political quagmire... Havas Group Media has hired Bret Leece in the newly created global role of chief data and innovation officer - I have no fucking idea what that is - Apparently, Leece will be responsible for... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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On a final note... If you really want to know how fucked up American politics is, read on... A Nevada brothel owner who died in October has won the state’s Assembly District 36 race, according to the Nevada Independent. Dennis... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Hats off to this comment on a New York Times editorial today... It's from A. Stanton of Dallas, Texas... No one doubts that Trump was a draft dodger, cheats on his taxes, has engaged in many criminal business practices, treats... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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So, Der Trumpf declared last night's results as a "Tremendous success." OK... So the Democrats won back control of congress, while the Republicans strengthened their grip on the senate. The subpoena power of House Democrats will be huge, Bigly. (Tax... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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OK... Now some election shit... Remember when Der Trumpf asked why we can't have more immigrants from Norway, rather than from "Shithole" countries... Obviously, because Norwegians enjoy "Socialized" medicine for all, "Socialized" education at no cost, Months of "Socialized" paid... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Now that Halloween has come and gone... Thank Fuck... I keep wondering why no one knocked on my door "Trick or Treating." Maybe this on my doorstep had something to do with it! Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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To avoid talking about "Blue" and "Red" waves for a bit, did you see that archaeologists (One from Beatle University, Liverpool) have discovered a ramp that may show how the massive blocks needed to build the pyramids were maneuvered about.... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Kudos to Tim Nudd over at "Muse." for showing us the sequel to "Say No to Spec," from kick arse Canadian "Eh" agency, Zulu Alpha Kilo. Now they have just produced "World's Worst RFP." A brilliant answer to the current... Continue reading
Posted Nov 5, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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News today that New Caledonia has voted against independence and will remain part of France. I actually stayed there for a couple of days on my way back from one of my Australia trips. Back in those days it was... Continue reading
Posted Nov 5, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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AdScamer, Howard Drafucktard, has a pertinent comment on my recent post about the Cannes fucktards "breeding" even more lions... George, Given the headline of this post, I was surprised that you didn't choose to pass on Kate and use this... Continue reading
Posted Nov 4, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Being a big fan of New Zealand... A nation of truly serious drinkers that even put the Ausies to shame. I've been there twice and it's the only place I've done a pub crawl by airplane. So, I was really... Continue reading
Posted Nov 2, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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You will be thrilled shitless to hear that the "Electronic lead dildo" you invented to put in your rice pot, will have a splendid chance of winning you a Gold Lion at the next "Cannes Festival of Creative Fucktardliness." Yes,... Continue reading
Posted Nov 2, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Thanks to Ace AdScamer "Ray-Eh" we are informed that Crazy Gwyneth Paltrow is in the shit again. Her insane wellness scam, "Goop," has found itself in hot water just months after settling a six-figure lawsuit over a trio of controversial... Continue reading
Posted Nov 1, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!
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AdWeek has a piece about the new short film “coming home” from Scandinavian Airlines (SAS). And while it’s easy to accuse them of merely ripping off the opening sequence from the movie "Love Actually," something my wife makes me watch... Continue reading
Posted Nov 1, 2018 at AdScam/The Horror!