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George Parker

Boise, Idaho.

Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!

Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.

Recent Activity

Making America Groan Again!

Before the opening of the stock market, Der Trumpf predicted that the trade war with China would be resolved "unbelievably quickly." In its usual insane fashion, this pushed Dow futures up 151 points. However, they opened down and continued to... Continue reading

Posted 5 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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May May disappear into the fetid night!

Theresa May has finally, fucking finally, announced that she will resign as Prime Minister on June 7th. She will, of course, remain a member of Parliament as the Brits do not elect someone to the post of PM, that is... Continue reading

Posted 9 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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More ad biz bullshit!

News today that MDC, the holding company that gets more fucked up by the day, has just hired a COO. This geezer, Seth Gardner, is described as a Private Equity Veteran. That's a posh description for yet another fucking bean... Continue reading

Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!

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There's no biz like political biz!

So, Der Trumpf once again demonstrated that he is crazier than a shithouse rat with his performance in the Rose Garden yesterday. Walking out on "Nancy & Chuck" after less than three minutes he stood behind the Presidential dais, which... Continue reading

Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!

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No more Nuns Piss!

Sticking with beer news, did you see that the monks of Grimbergen Abbey in Belgium have started brewing a new beer from a 220 year old recipe? They hid the recipes when the Chablis swilling French revolutionaries burned down the... Continue reading

Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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In-house... In-competence!

First we read that Walmart is taking the website business previously handled by WPP's Triad in house. Which means no one can produce shitty ads cheaper and those responsible for its production had better sign up for food stamps. Now,... Continue reading

Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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As is well known, The Poisoned Dwarf richly rewarded himself whilst steering the good ship WPP through increasingly rough waters. In one year alone, 2016, he trousered one hundred million fucking dollars. All this whilst jetting around the world to... Continue reading

Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Game of Groans!

It's finally, finally over. Thank fuck. I gave up watching after series 5. To be honest, I couldn't make head nor tails of it. After Sean "Eee by gum" Bean got his head chopped off in the first series, I... Continue reading

Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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I forgot it was Friday yesterday. Here to make up... And fuck Facebook... Continue reading

Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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King Tut would've loved him!

So, I. M. Pei, the world famous architect is dead at the ripe old age of one hundred and two. Famous for designing most of his buildings in a pyramid shape, with the most best known one being the glass... Continue reading

Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Keeping it in the family!

So, Der Trumpf wants to stop the immigration of family members of people already here. Does this mean Melania's Slovenian Mother and Father will have to renounce their recently acquired U.S. citizenship? Just yesterday, Der Orange Gropenfuhrer again called for... Continue reading

Posted May 16, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Death to clicks. Long live metrics!

We all know that the ever changing claims for the effectiveness of social media as a driver of sales of products and services is primarily bullshit. That's why they keep shifting the goal posts. And it's why I was amused... Continue reading

Posted May 16, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Speak bollocks like an MBA!

Remember when every mall had at least one giant bookstore, and how every one had a mile long wall of business books. Apart from Der Trumpf's "The Art of Fucking Everyone," it also included such gems as... "The 12 immutable... Continue reading

Posted May 16, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!

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I used to play the stock market many years ago. I finally realized that I knew nothing about it and for that matter, no one else knows anything about it. Just look at the last three days... On Monday, the... Continue reading

Posted May 15, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Pictures Please!

First we had the "Terrorist" sabotage attacks on two Saudi Arabian oil tankers off the UAE coast. Now we have "Terrorist" drone attacks on Saudi oil pumping stations. The first was announced a couple of days ago. The latest, today.... Continue reading

Posted May 14, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Delta Does Games!

I am sure that by now you have heard about Delta Airlines attempting to dissuade their employees from joining a union by leaving dumb fuck fliers in their break rooms. These say such stupidities as... “Union dues cost around $700... Continue reading

Posted May 14, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!

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MUGA... Make Uber Great Again!

Yes, the stock market tanked big time today. But not to worry, I am sure Der Trumpf and his shit-for-brains MAGA maniacs will think this is merely an illustration of how he has mastered "The Art of the Deal." Personally,... Continue reading

Posted May 13, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Killing... But not with kindness!

Yeah, along with a few million others, I'm a huge fan of "Killing Eve." And Jodie Comer, who plays Villanelle the psychopathic assassin who kills with such panache, could easily persuade me to be unfaithful to Kate Moss. I binge... Continue reading

Posted May 12, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Ralf... Damn right. I wish it would do a "MySpace." Did you see my "Sprichst du Geld" post. Did I get the translation right? Cheers/George

Commented May 11, 2019 on It's Friday... It's Fuck Facebook Day! at AdScam/The Horror!

A rave from the grave.

This was an ad for ThinkPad that ran in the Wall Street Journal the day after they won a Best of Show Award at Fall Comdex 97.It talks about why the ThinkPad is a great notebook computer and all the... Continue reading

Posted May 10, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Got the time Gov?

Funny as shit to read that Sepp Blatter (referred to by a well known British comedian as "Step Ladder") the disgraced former President of FIFA for five hundred years, wants his watch collection back. Apparently, when he and his fellow... Continue reading

Posted May 10, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!

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It's Friday... It's Fuck Facebook Day!

If you are reading this... Well, of course you are... You haven't been directed here via Facebook. As I posted last week, I have been banned for thirty days 'cos I showed Kate's perfect tits. I have therefore severed my... Continue reading

Posted May 10, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Sprichst du Geld?

I just did my "Top Picks for Cannes," over at MoreAboutAdvertising. As usual I do not go the expected route, picking out individual TV spots from last year's plethora of fucking mediocrity. No, I go with agencies instead. That means... Continue reading

Posted May 9, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!

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President Fart!

This piece by Rex Huppke in Wednesday's Chicago Tribune... "Trump - most important president EVER - Innocently hides Mueller report in Siberia." Is the best bit of Trump Titillation I have read for a while. Read it and enjoy. By... Continue reading

Posted May 8, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!

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JD... Damn right. Late night post... Post booze... Cheers/George

Commented May 8, 2019 on Is this country fucked! at AdScam/The Horror!

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