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George Parker

Boise, Idaho.

Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!

Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.

Recent Activity

God bless pigs...

Along with my orgy of pill taking during my current condition, I also have to inject myself with something called Enoxaparin, which is an anticoagulant, or blood thinner that’s made from pig bits. (I also take Warfarin, which is made... Continue reading

Posted 8 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Surviving with bad television.

One of the unfortunate things about being stuck in a hospital for a few days is that you get to watch a lot of bad television, both programming and ads. Thank God it had ESPN, so I could watch the... Continue reading

Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!

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A humble thank you...

Many, many thanks for all the comments and emails I have received following my reveal of my brush with death last week. I’m felling much better now and working towards my daily quota of booze and fags. The sex bit... Continue reading

Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!

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I’m BAAAAAACK!!!

Loyal AdScamer’s may have noticed that I haven’t posted for five days. Pretty unusual for me, as I have posted virtually every day for the last sixteen years. The reason is... I nearly died from sepsis. Nothing like a little... Continue reading

Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Things do not go better with Coke...

Did you see that Cristiano Ronaldo single handedly wiped $4 billion off the share price of Coca-Cola yesterday when he removed two bottles of the “Sugary Fizzy Drink (That was Steve Jobs description of it many years ago) during a... Continue reading

Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Tut... Tut... Tut...

I can’t believe we forgot that yesterday, June 14th, 2021, war Der Trumpf’s 75 birthday. Yes, he was born in Jamaica Hospital Medical Center 75 years ago. Which raises the questions...Is he a closet Rasta? Does he have a green... Continue reading

Posted Jun 15, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Lara’s looney border solution.

There’s no avoiding the fact that every member of Der Trump’s family is shit house rat crazy. The latest demonstration of this was when Lara Trump went on Fox news, where else? To discuss her suggested solution for the Mexican... Continue reading

Posted Jun 15, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!

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A night to remember...

Over at Adweek, there’s an interesting piece on the infamous night in 1991 when the annual Clio awards show turned into a giant fuck fest with the audience storming the stage and stealing the statuettes. All cos dear old Bill... Continue reading

Posted Jun 14, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Rollicking Robots get Bollocking...

Even if you think what you do is “Creative,” and you will never be replaced by AI and all the other ever-growing wizardry, don’t bet on it. Recently in Charlotte, North Carolina, a local newspaper was completely written and produced... Continue reading

Posted Jun 14, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Kanye Kobblers...

As the first product to come out of the Kanye “I am God” West/Gap collaboration, we are graced with his bright blue, puffy, polyester, closure less abomination of a coat. From its bulbous shape, It looks to me like it... Continue reading

Posted Jun 13, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Yawn... Shoot... Yawn... Shoot...

Another mass shooting, this time in Austin, Texas, “Home of the open carry.” Thirteen people have been shot. So far no one has died, but some are in critical condition. Nothing to see here. Carry on shopping. AR-15’s are getting... Continue reading

Posted Jun 12, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Turtle Man Tattles on...

When asked on Fox news (where else?) if he would welcome Der Trumpf’s involvement in the up-coming mid-terms, Mitch McConnel answered... “Well, he has his own agenda. And my view is, we're going to focus on this administration and the... Continue reading

Posted Jun 11, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Oh, how the mighty have fallen...

News yesterday that once great agency, CPB, CP, CP+B, or whatever the fuck it’s called this week, has just lost two major accounts, Hotels.com and Fruit of the Loom, leaving its client roster pretty emaciated. Where is boy genius Alex... Continue reading

Posted Jun 11, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!

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I don't need to add anything to this... Continue reading

Posted Jun 10, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Hold your nose and swallow...

I nearly choked on my breakfast beer when I read this bit of promotional copy in one of the ad trades... Jägermeister and its agency ENGINE sought out to increase awareness, consideration and purchase intent for the Jägermeister brand and... Continue reading

Posted Jun 10, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Close... But no cigar...

According to findings of the 2021 edition of the Havas' "Meaningful Brands" report, a once-every-other-year study measuring what a global panel of consumers deem to be the most meaningful attributes of the world's biggest brands, and ranking them accordingly, Google... Continue reading

Posted Jun 10, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!

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What to do when you have a shitload of money...

Don’t forget to mark July 20th on your calendar. That’s the day you need to be glued to the news on the “tellie” whilst munching and drinking your Wholefoods goodies. Cos that’s the day Jeff Bezos goes into space. OK,... Continue reading

Posted Jun 9, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!

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A cookie for your garden...

If you ever needed proof that the driving force behind today’s BDA’s and their respective BDHC’s is quite simply money, and lots of it, read the news today that the Poisoned Dwarf’s burgeoning S4 Capitol is trousering money like crazy.... Continue reading

Posted Jun 8, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!

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On Father’s Day, get Dad his very own Alien.

Over at MediaPost, one of my favorite columnists, Richard Whitman, has a piece about the increasing references to aliens and UFO’s in ad campaigns. He points out that... “Interestingly, references to UFOs, and other extraterrestrial phenomena in advertising have sharply... Continue reading

Posted Jun 7, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Beer... Beer... Inglorious Beer...

We are coming up on “Father’s Day” in a couple of weeks or so. Another one of those fake holidays that are merely an excuse to get you to spend your hard-earned dollars on useless shit. The ad campaigns have... Continue reading

Posted Jun 7, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Sorrell hires Wonder Woman...

I had to smile when I read that the Poisoned Dwarf has just hired Catherine Henry as S4’s MediaMonks SVP of growth to develop creative strategy that uses and increases engagement across emerging digital and virtual technologies and platforms. Whatever... Continue reading

Posted Jun 5, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!

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It’s National Eat Rubbish Day...

In case you missed it... Today is National Doughnut Day. Yes, you can even get a free donut (Just one... Don’t want to get carried away, do we?) if you get a shot of the vaccine that contains a microchip... Continue reading

Posted Jun 4, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Wanna win an account? Join the queue...

Further proof that the ad biz is becoming increasingly fucked is provided by the news that “Explore Branson,” the tourism board for Branson, MO, located in the Ozark Mountains, tapped Texas-based “Proof Advertising” as its creative agency of record. The... Continue reading

Posted Jun 4, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Bang, Bang... You’re Dead...

Boy, is this country fucked, or what? News yesterday that a 12-year-old boy and a 14 year old girl engaged in a shootout with Florida sheriffs on Tuesday night. The children, who ran away from a group home hours earlier,... Continue reading

Posted Jun 3, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Blowhard Trump Blog Bombs...

Yesterday I posted about Der Trumpf’s Washington DC hotel joining the ever-increasing list of his business failures. Within minutes, it was reported that Der Obergropenfuhrer is also pulling the plug on his “From the desk of Donald J. Trump” blog.... Continue reading

Posted Jun 3, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!

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