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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
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You will be thrilled shitless to hear that Ivanka is doing her best to get us through the Mexican Beer Virus pandemic. She is encouraging us to “Plan a living room camp out,” for the kids. While working from her... Continue reading
Posted 14 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Remember how I posted a few days ago that surprisingly sales of Corona Beer had gone up thirty odd percent, in spite of Corona being an integral part of the Mexican Beer Virus name? Now, even stranger, we read that... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Take a look at this video of the crew of the USS Theodore Roosevelt saying goodbye to their captain, Brett Crozier as he left the ship after being fired by the Arse-Wipe, Trump Secretary of the Navy, Thomas Modly. Read... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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My heart bled when I read the following (Sarcasm alert.) Today it was announced that WeWork founder and ace douchenozzle, Adam Neumann is losing a key part of his former company's humungous golden parachute bailout from SoftBank. Specifically, SoftBank announced... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Loyal AdScamer’s are well aware that I have been saying that the ad biz is fucked for years. Now, I am beginning to think that it may be fucked forever. Yes, when the Mexican Beer Virus eventually goes away (If... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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AdScamer’s know that I never grow tired of homaging William Goldman with my “No one on Wall Street knows fuck all about fuck all,” rant. Further proof today when it was announced that more than six million people have signed... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Sticking with the overflowing “You can’t make this shit up” category, did you see the news that despite the Mexican Beer Virus outbreaks, cruise ship bookings for 2021 are up! Yes, despite all the deaths and infections reported on cruise... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Once again, the “You can’t make this shit up” category is rapidly filling. The latest weirdness? As you know, I refer to the Coronavirus as “The Mexican Beer Virus” ‘cos any beer you have to stick a piece of lime... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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One species is doing well thanks to the Mexican Beer Virus. That would be the goats who live on the Great Orme above Llandudno in North Wales. Normally, they steer clear of the town, but ‘cos everyone is staying in... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I haven’t been posting much about the ad biz recently, for obvious reasons. Even so, the ad trades continue to pump out bullshit about how the Mexican Beer Virus will temporarily damage the future of advertising, then all will be... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Fake media personalities “Diamond and Silk” The vloggers, who are frequent Fox News guests and have their own show on the streaming channel Fox Nation, suggested Monday that the surge in reported deaths from the coronavirus outbreak is merely a... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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You must feel sorry for Fox News (That’s me being cynical.) Fox News insiders are concerned that the network could face "potential legal action" from viewers over its misleading coverage of the Mexican Beer Virus, according to Vanity Fair's Gabe... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I just found this…. Weird… Fucking weird. Not to mention… Creepy! Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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The latest in the “You can’t make this shit up” category… The ratings for Der Trumpf’s near-daily Mexican Beer Virus briefings are beating The Bachelor and Monday Night Football, at least according to a boastful series of tweets from the... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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If, like me you had been wondering where crazy Rudy has been hiding for the last few weeks, he reappeared over the weekend with Twitter reportedly cracking down on a tweet he made in a false attack on Democratic Michigan... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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You must feel sorry (NOT) for the public shambles that WeWork, Theranos, and Uber, have turned into since the onset of the Mexican Beer Virus, which has slaughtered their always grossly inflated worth. All those billions have vanished into thin... Continue reading
Posted Mar 28, 2020 at AdScam/The Horror!
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In the “You can’t make this shit up” category, the latest travesty comes from “Fox and Friends.” (Where else?) The blonde bimbo that sits between the two men dummies, Ainsley Earhardt, complained that women forced to remain at home to... Continue reading
Posted Mar 27, 2020 at AdScam/The Horror!
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AdScam deep throats in the Gropenfhurer’s administration tell me that Dr. TrumpenFrank (who knows more about science than all those dip shit scientists) is down in his lab working on a cure for the Mexican Beer Virus. He is assisted... Continue reading
Posted Mar 27, 2020 at AdScam/The Horror!
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In the “you can’t make this shit up” category, I nearly choked on my breakfast beer when I read that the Senate is going on vacation until April 20th. I mean yeah… They’ve worked their arses off for the last... Continue reading
Posted Mar 26, 2020 at AdScam/The Horror!
AOP... David granted me a twenty minute interview when I had just disembarked from the Queen Mary back in the early 60's. He was most gracious with his time and advice, except on my final question when I asked him what kind of salary I should ask for if I got a job offer... "Dear boy" he replied... "I never discuss money, I employ people who discuss money... You'll have to ask them." I guess Prince Charles would offer similar advice. Cheers/George
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If you ever needed further proof that Senator Lindsey Graham is a total scum sucking douchenozzle, consider the fact that he was one of four Republican Senators who tried to hold up the Mexican Beer Virus emergency legislation because it... Continue reading
Posted Mar 26, 2020 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Have you noticed that every time they show a picture of Der Trumpf sat at his desk in the Oval Office, the desk is completely bare except for a single telephone, and it’s not one he can do his fucktard... Continue reading
Posted Mar 26, 2020 at AdScam/The Horror!
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With the news that Prince Charles has tested positive for the Mexican Beer Virus, let it serve as a reminder that COVID-19 ignores geography, demographics and class. I once met him many years ago back at an event in Britain.... Continue reading
Posted Mar 25, 2020 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Just to reassure you that capitalism is working fine and dandy… For the rich… You will be pleased to hear that top executives at U.S.-traded companies sold a total of roughly $9.2 billion in shares of their own companies between... Continue reading
Posted Mar 25, 2020 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Did you see that the Lieutenant Governor of Texas, a douchenozzle by the name of Dan Patrick, said in an interview with fellow douchenozzle, Tucker Carlson, on Fox “Fair and Fucked Up” news on Monday, that grandparents, like him, should... Continue reading
Posted Mar 24, 2020 at AdScam/The Horror!