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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
Recent Activity
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As I have posted previously, Alissa Heinerscheid, VP of Mucking About at Bud Light, blamed the agency for making her do the Dylan Mulvaney fiasco. Yeah right! Anyway, my good mate and Ace AdScamer, Brian Croner, points us in the... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Today is the start of Apple’s WWDC 2023... Whatever the fuck that is. Oh, just Googled it, Apparently, It stands for Worldwide Developers Conference. Anyway, at this mind numbing event they will announce all kinds of software shit, but the... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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AdScamer, “DavidO” points us in the direction of this piece in yesterday’s British Daily Mail... “Bud Light marketing VP who lost her job over $26 billion Dylan Mulvaney mistake is tight-lipped outside her $8m Central Park home - as her... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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There’s an extra F in T.G.I.K.M.F.F. Today. A Floral Frisson. A Frolicking Floral. A Non-Fungible Floral. Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Elon “King Twat” musk is once again the richest fucker in the universe, snatching the crown from the gnarly head of rich French fucker, Bernard Arnault of LVMH. According to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index, the Tesla wankers net worth was... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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If you ever needed further proof that the ad biz is totally fucked up, news that Nuns Piss brewers, AB InBev will be honored at the Cannes Fuck-Up Festival next week as the first back-to-back winner of Creative Marketer of... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Der Trumpf keeps digging himself deeper and deeper into bad legal shit. The latest being that US prosecutors have obtained an audio recording of Der Obergropenfuhrer in which he acknowledges keeping a classified document after leaving the White House. The... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Why am I not surprised to read that Twitter may now be worth one third of what Elon “King Twat” Musk paid for it just seven months ago. Financial services company Fidelity has just reduced the market value of its... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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With the news that 83-year-old Al Pacino is still dipping his wick and so has made his girlfriend, 29-year-old Noor Alfallah “Preggers.” You must wonder if he is merely trying to emulate his pal, 79-year-old Robert De Niro, who recently... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Sticking with all the essential billionaire fucktard news. This just in... Jeff Bezos, and Lauren Sanchez, celebrated their engagement with some very pricey and rare booze in the South of France last week. Taking a break from the humdrum of... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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OK, from now on, ZuckerNozzle wants all the Meta “Morans” to run a “shredded “company, which is corporate bollocks for making less money, fewer perks and eventually being laid off. But to prove he’s just one of the guys, he... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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With the news today that BDHC, WPP, has teamed up with chipmaker Nvidia to create ads using artificial intelligence. There’s no question that anyone with half a brain (a real one) should reconsider their future in the ad biz. Cos,... Continue reading
Posted May 29, 2023 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Following on from my post of Friday about the Flat Earth loonies, it would seem like there’s another bunch of conspiracy “Morans” in Spain who think that meteorologists are murderers and criminals and need to be exterminated. The weather guys... Continue reading
Posted May 28, 2023 at AdScam/The Horror!
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I nearly choked on my breakfast beer when I read the headline on ABC News... “As Elizabeth Holmes heads to prison for fraud, many puzzle over her motives.” Listen you dumb fucks. The answer is simple and can be summed... Continue reading
Posted May 27, 2023 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Yes, it’s T.G.I.K.M.F and in the spirit of my last post Kate’s “Globes” will be on full display. Enjoy. Continue reading
Posted May 26, 2023 at AdScam/The Horror!
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The recently elected District Chair of the Georgia GOP is adamant that the “Woke” mob is engaged in a giant conspiracy to convince us that the earth is a globe, when every God fearing nutter knows that it is flat.... Continue reading
Posted May 26, 2023 at AdScam/The Horror!
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You will be thrilled to know that your members of Congress have all gone home for their Memorial holiday four-day weekend. After all, they’ve been working their arse off to avoid the collapse of America if we don’t resolve the... Continue reading
Posted May 25, 2023 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Apparently last night’s much ballyhooed announcement of Ron DeSantis’s 2024 campaign launch with Elon “King Twat” Musk on Twitter Spaces was a giant fucking disaster, repeatedly crashing and the sound dropping out constantly. Musk said that the servers appeared to... Continue reading
Posted May 25, 2023 at AdScam/The Horror!
Watson... I know where I would like her to tuck it. I'm sure her various orifices are big enough. Cheers/George
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In the “You can’t make this shit up” category,” just yesterday John Roberts, the chief justice of SCOTUS, said he and the other justices were working to hold themselves to the “highest standards” of ethical conduct. This douchenozzle is either... Continue reading
Posted May 24, 2023 at AdScam/The Horror!
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With registered nut case, Marjorie Taylor Green, bidding $100,000 for McCarthy’s used and snot covered Chapstick, you have to wonder if this country can become even more bizarre. Or, as Rep Ilhan Omar put it... ‘they are doing this insane... Continue reading
Posted May 24, 2023 at AdScam/The Horror!
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News just in that my long time English friend and mucker, John Truscott, has decided to call it a day as the head honcho of West Coast agency, High, Wide & Handsome, a successful shop specializing in booze and grub... Continue reading
Posted May 23, 2023 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Jamie “He who can do no wrong” Dimon, faced questions at JP Morgan’s investor gathering yesterday about who will succeed him eventually. However, hwill be hard to replace when you consider some of the giant fuck ups he has reigned... Continue reading
Posted May 23, 2023 at AdScam/The Horror!
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With all the news about the so-called “negotiations” taking place about the raising of the debt ceiling. The main concern is that if the MAGA “Morans” take us over the cliff, everything from veterans benefits to social security will not... Continue reading
Posted May 22, 2023 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Sales of Bud Light continue to crater after the Dylan Mulvaney fiasco. Sales in the Rocky Mountain states dipped the most significantly, down by 29 percent, with the South Atlantic, West North Central and East South Central all dropping 25... Continue reading
Posted May 22, 2023 at AdScam/The Horror!