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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
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Along with my orgy of pill taking during my current condition, I also have to inject myself with something called Enoxaparin, which is an anticoagulant, or blood thinner that’s made from pig bits. (I also take Warfarin, which is made... Continue reading
Posted 8 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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One of the unfortunate things about being stuck in a hospital for a few days is that you get to watch a lot of bad television, both programming and ads. Thank God it had ESPN, so I could watch the... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Many, many thanks for all the comments and emails I have received following my reveal of my brush with death last week. I’m felling much better now and working towards my daily quota of booze and fags. The sex bit... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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Loyal AdScamer’s may have noticed that I haven’t posted for five days. Pretty unusual for me, as I have posted virtually every day for the last sixteen years. The reason is... I nearly died from sepsis. Nothing like a little... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Did you see that Cristiano Ronaldo single handedly wiped $4 billion off the share price of Coca-Cola yesterday when he removed two bottles of the “Sugary Fizzy Drink (That was Steve Jobs description of it many years ago) during a... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I can’t believe we forgot that yesterday, June 14th, 2021, war Der Trumpf’s 75 birthday. Yes, he was born in Jamaica Hospital Medical Center 75 years ago. Which raises the questions...Is he a closet Rasta? Does he have a green... Continue reading
Posted Jun 15, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!
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There’s no avoiding the fact that every member of Der Trump’s family is shit house rat crazy. The latest demonstration of this was when Lara Trump went on Fox news, where else? To discuss her suggested solution for the Mexican... Continue reading
Posted Jun 15, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Over at Adweek, there’s an interesting piece on the infamous night in 1991 when the annual Clio awards show turned into a giant fuck fest with the audience storming the stage and stealing the statuettes. All cos dear old Bill... Continue reading
Posted Jun 14, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Even if you think what you do is “Creative,” and you will never be replaced by AI and all the other ever-growing wizardry, don’t bet on it. Recently in Charlotte, North Carolina, a local newspaper was completely written and produced... Continue reading
Posted Jun 14, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!
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As the first product to come out of the Kanye “I am God” West/Gap collaboration, we are graced with his bright blue, puffy, polyester, closure less abomination of a coat. From its bulbous shape, It looks to me like it... Continue reading
Posted Jun 13, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Another mass shooting, this time in Austin, Texas, “Home of the open carry.” Thirteen people have been shot. So far no one has died, but some are in critical condition. Nothing to see here. Carry on shopping. AR-15’s are getting... Continue reading
Posted Jun 12, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!
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When asked on Fox news (where else?) if he would welcome Der Trumpf’s involvement in the up-coming mid-terms, Mitch McConnel answered... “Well, he has his own agenda. And my view is, we're going to focus on this administration and the... Continue reading
Posted Jun 11, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!
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News yesterday that once great agency, CPB, CP, CP+B, or whatever the fuck it’s called this week, has just lost two major accounts, Hotels.com and Fruit of the Loom, leaving its client roster pretty emaciated. Where is boy genius Alex... Continue reading
Posted Jun 11, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!
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I don't need to add anything to this... Continue reading
Posted Jun 10, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!
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I nearly choked on my breakfast beer when I read this bit of promotional copy in one of the ad trades... Jägermeister and its agency ENGINE sought out to increase awareness, consideration and purchase intent for the Jägermeister brand and... Continue reading
Posted Jun 10, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!
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According to findings of the 2021 edition of the Havas' "Meaningful Brands" report, a once-every-other-year study measuring what a global panel of consumers deem to be the most meaningful attributes of the world's biggest brands, and ranking them accordingly, Google... Continue reading
Posted Jun 10, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Don’t forget to mark July 20th on your calendar. That’s the day you need to be glued to the news on the “tellie” whilst munching and drinking your Wholefoods goodies. Cos that’s the day Jeff Bezos goes into space. OK,... Continue reading
Posted Jun 9, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!
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If you ever needed proof that the driving force behind today’s BDA’s and their respective BDHC’s is quite simply money, and lots of it, read the news today that the Poisoned Dwarf’s burgeoning S4 Capitol is trousering money like crazy.... Continue reading
Posted Jun 8, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Over at MediaPost, one of my favorite columnists, Richard Whitman, has a piece about the increasing references to aliens and UFO’s in ad campaigns. He points out that... “Interestingly, references to UFOs, and other extraterrestrial phenomena in advertising have sharply... Continue reading
Posted Jun 7, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!
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We are coming up on “Father’s Day” in a couple of weeks or so. Another one of those fake holidays that are merely an excuse to get you to spend your hard-earned dollars on useless shit. The ad campaigns have... Continue reading
Posted Jun 7, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!
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I had to smile when I read that the Poisoned Dwarf has just hired Catherine Henry as S4’s MediaMonks SVP of growth to develop creative strategy that uses and increases engagement across emerging digital and virtual technologies and platforms. Whatever... Continue reading
Posted Jun 5, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!
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In case you missed it... Today is National Doughnut Day. Yes, you can even get a free donut (Just one... Don’t want to get carried away, do we?) if you get a shot of the vaccine that contains a microchip... Continue reading
Posted Jun 4, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Further proof that the ad biz is becoming increasingly fucked is provided by the news that “Explore Branson,” the tourism board for Branson, MO, located in the Ozark Mountains, tapped Texas-based “Proof Advertising” as its creative agency of record. The... Continue reading
Posted Jun 4, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Boy, is this country fucked, or what? News yesterday that a 12-year-old boy and a 14 year old girl engaged in a shootout with Florida sheriffs on Tuesday night. The children, who ran away from a group home hours earlier,... Continue reading
Posted Jun 3, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Yesterday I posted about Der Trumpf’s Washington DC hotel joining the ever-increasing list of his business failures. Within minutes, it was reported that Der Obergropenfuhrer is also pulling the plug on his “From the desk of Donald J. Trump” blog.... Continue reading
Posted Jun 3, 2021 at AdScam/The Horror!