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With the price of houses continuing to go through the roof (The house I bought in London for $20,000 in 1972 recently sold for $2,000,000) You might be interested in buying a place in Italy for ONE DOLLAR! Yes, the... Continue reading

Posted 11 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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No Dicks for Davos!

How tragic that Team Der Trumpf' planned jaunt to Davos, Switzerland, for the World Economic Forum for multi-billionaire fucktards has been cancelled. Trump blames it on Nancy's refusal to cough up billions for his bead curtain. Surely, Obama and Hillary... Continue reading

Posted 15 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Macho Up!

With all the fuss, praise, rage and general bollocks about the Gillette #MeToo ad on the subject of "Toxic Masculinity," you should get your macho arse over to this piece in The Guardian. "Move aside Gillette: Four products to rile... Continue reading

Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!

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Don't have a cow!

In the interests of bringing you all the really important news, did you see that an escaped rodeo cow in Anchorage, Alaska, has been on the run for six months? Betsy, a wily 3-year-old, has dodged all her owner’s efforts,... Continue reading

Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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An important question.

Why is Der Trumpf ALWAYS wearing a fucking overcoat. Even indoors at the Clemson burger feast? Don't forget the rental on my candelabra! Continue reading

Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Use on face before getting punched!

Apparently, Olay will be running a spot in the first quarter of the Super Bowl. This will be aimed at the millions of women who watch this agonizingly long festival of unsportsmanlike behavior. Maybe they want to watch all these... Continue reading

Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Toyota Titillates!

I've written in the past about the insanity of blowing millions on logo re-designs that no one gives a fuck about. Latest example is the new Toyota Supra one. We are told by a SpokesNozzle that the 2020 Supra emblem... Continue reading

Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Presidents fast food farrago!

Did you see that Der Trumpf invited the Clemson football team to the White House for a "gourmet feast" to celebrate their recent win of the national championship? Yes, Wendy's and McDonalds burgers with fries and Domino's cardboard pizzas. Spokeswoman... Continue reading

Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Got money to burn?

If you missed the Poisoned Dwarfs speech last week at CES, the one where he told the besotted audience that holding companies are a bad idea, particularly after you've been canned from running the world's biggest one after trousering $100... Continue reading

Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Ain't technology great?

So, CES is over. The out of town hookers have gone back to wherever, leaving the Vegas ladies to ply their trade to the usual punters. As usual, the tech press is drooling over a list of ridiculous products that... Continue reading

Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Quote of the day!

Did you see that yet another cruise ship has been hit with a gastroenteritis outbreak? “Considering 28 million took a cruise in 2018, the number of those who reported ill was a tiny fraction of those who took a cruise,”... Continue reading

Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Tom... Who knew indeed. Back in the sixties I was the only guy in NYC with a beard. Everyone thought I was a Cuban. B&B asked me to shave it off before meeting P&G. I refused. The people at P&G didn't mind... I was English, therefore eccentric. Cheers/George

Commented 7 days ago on Another great ad character bites the dust! at AdScam/The Horror!

Something worth squeezing!

Yeah, it's Friday... You know what that means. When I forgot, a few weeks ago, I got a shitload of mail asking me if I had dropped dead, or something. Never got the same reaction when I stopped featuring "Hitler... Continue reading

Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Another great ad character bites the dust!

Sad to read about the passing of Carlos Sanchez the guy who played Columbian Coffee's Juan Valdez for 37 years. Created by DDB New York in 1969, he became one of the longest serving ad characters in TV history. Although... Continue reading

Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Storm warning for the Coast Guard!

Reading that employees of the U.S. Coast Guard who are facing a long U.S. government shutdown have just received a suggestion from the Coast Guard Support Program... "To get by without pay, consider holding a garage sale, babysitting, dog-walking or... Continue reading

Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Nuns piss blows a fortune!

You will be thrilled shitless by the news that Anheuser-Busch is going gangbusters for this year's Super Bowl. They've bought five and a half minutes of airtime, Yeah, I know they'll be getting a healthy discount, but that's still a... Continue reading

Posted Jan 10, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Gerald... Never forget as part of the settlement, he had to surrender his TWO parking spaces at Harrods's. Who the fuck needs TWO permanent spaces at the world's most expensive store?

Commented Jan 10, 2019 on Alimony like you wouldn't believe! at AdScam/The Horror!

Sail the seas with Trump Cruises!

When I read the news that a group of people who believe the Earth is flat have announced their “biggest, boldest, best adventure yet”: A Flat Earth cruise scheduled for 2020, I immediately assumed that Der Trumpf had decided to... Continue reading

Posted Jan 10, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Meet the richest woman in the world!

Staying with the Amazon splitsville story. It would appear that if Jeff and Mackenzie divvy up their billions equally (which according to Washington state law - Amazon is headquartered in Seattle - they have to) she will become the richest... Continue reading

Posted Jan 10, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Alimony like you wouldn't believe!

Speaking of Amazon, besides the fact that you can order WolfPee and other wonderful products from the site, news today that Jeff Bezos and his wife of twenty five years are heading for splitsville. They said it will be amicable... Continue reading

Posted Jan 9, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Taking the piss!

I know there are some people who buy everything off Amazon, yes, fucking everything... That's because Amazon sells everything. Whilst "researching" my last post (I always do "research" before my first breakfast beer.) The one about pee socks for your... Continue reading

Posted Jan 9, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Taking the piss!

OK, so CES is underway and as I posted the other day this year's show will be flooded with voice activated gadgets. Oh yes indeed, all those ways you can direct your kettle to turn on and boil the water... Continue reading

Posted Jan 9, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Make the Queen Great Again!

If you want to start your day off with a good laugh get your arse over to Boredpanda.com, a site that features art and stuff. A graphic designer by the name of Michal Krauthammer has put together a hilarious collection... Continue reading

Posted Jan 8, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Shit you gotta have!

Continuing with my CES rant, did you see you can now buy a 152 inch Panasonic TV? Yes, that's 12 feet wide and 7 feet tall. It weighs 1,272 pounds, that's more than half a ton and it's a steal... Continue reading

Posted Jan 8, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!

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The great kale riots of 2019!

Now I've heard it all. Listening to my local NPR station yesterday (I only listen to posh radio stations) It was reported that fights were breaking out between douchenozzles standing in line outside posh grocery stores in Manhattan as they... Continue reading

Posted Jan 7, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!

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