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George Parker
Boise, Idaho.
Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!
Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.
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Am I the only one who's ever noticed that Der Trumpf never takes his overcoat off, even when the weather is warming up? What the fuck is he hiding... Apart from his orange belly? Would you like to super size... Continue reading
Posted 14 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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So, yesterday, Der Trumpf visited a tank factory in Lima, Ohio, where he went on and on about making America great by building lots more tanks. This in spite of the fact that tanks are not much good against terrorism.... Continue reading
Posted 15 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!
Thanks for that. Yes, Ogilvy used to be a great agency. David was a prince. He gave me an interview when I arrived in NYC as a snot nosed British git in 1962. It's all in my last book, "Confessions of a Mad Man" along with a lot of Ogilvy, Y&R and JWT stuff before they were swallowed and fucked up by the Poisoned Dwarf. Cheers/George
Toggle Commented 2 days ago on Spring is sprung! at AdScam/The Horror!
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Yeah, today is the first day of Spring. By now, ardent followers of AdScam (all two of you) will have noticed that I am posting less and less about the ad biz... Why? 'Cos there's nothing to post about. The... Continue reading
Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!
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My good mate Ralf "The Cartoonist" Ziegermann points us in the direction of the news that MySpace (Yes, it's still around) just owned up to the fact that they have lost all the music its users uploaded between 2003 and... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Because I am from Britain, American friends ask me to explain what Brexit is all about. I tell them I have no idea. Just as I do when British friends ask me what Der Trumpf is all about. Now I... Continue reading
Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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We are informed on MediaPost that Donny Deutsh is considering running for Mayor of New York City. As I commented on the article... "This is a joke... Right? April Fool's Day isn't for a couple of weeks." “I’m a guy... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I have never understood the stock market. Every so often we get proof that even the stock market doesn't understand the stock market. That's when the shit hits the fan and idiots like Larry Kudlow tell you it's a minor... Continue reading
Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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When friends in Britain ask me what the fuck is going on here in the US with Trumpomania, I come back with, so, what the fuck is going on in the UK with Brexit. I've been trying to follow this... Continue reading
Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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In celebration of fake holiday "St Patrick's Day," MediaPost tells us that Bud Light is attempting to give beer drinkers a "light alternative" so they can still feel "authentically Irish, without having to do anything crazy like drink stout," says... Continue reading
Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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Yeah... The Poisoned Dwarf will trouser another three million dollars worth of WPP stock, even though he is in direct competition with them through his new holding company, S4 Capitol. WPP has certainly been good to Sir Martin, even though... Continue reading
Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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My good New York mate, Ivan "The Count" Horvath, has sent me a new treasure trove of Kate Moss pictures from a site titled... Well, it is Thursday after all. I guess this means that whoever hosts the site posts... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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If you ever needed proof that there is a God, he rose to the occasion yesterday when he realized that ZuckerNozzle had inadvertently unplugged the Facebook server in his basement, thereby denying billions of cretins the ability to post pictures... Continue reading
Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!
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I occasionally go to Fox for a good laugh and to choke on my beer whilst reading the asinine comments from the MAGA hat wearing cretins that swallow this unadulterated shit. But yesterday's headline was a fucking classic of fucktardliness...... Continue reading
Posted Mar 13, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Sticking with Anne Coulter's claim that Der Trumpf is an excellent talker. Did you see his brilliant statement yesterday concerning airplane technology... “Airplanes are becoming far too complex to fly. Pilots are no longer needed, but rather computer scientists from... Continue reading
Posted Mar 13, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Did you see that Anne Coulter finally admits that she has no friends? According to The Palm Beach Post, 600 people came to hear Coulter speak at a luncheon on Monday, where she said that speaking out against Trump at... Continue reading
Posted Mar 13, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!
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You have to laugh/cringe at the news that Facebook removed Elizabeth Warrens ads calling for the breakup of Facebook, Google and Amazon. A few days ago, the Senator accused Facebook, Google and Amazon of using their vast resources to snap... Continue reading
Posted Mar 12, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!
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At a recent get together in London, John Hegarty had this to say about BDHC's (Big Dumb Holding Companies) “They are detrimental to the future of the industry because they extract value from the companies they buy instead of investing... Continue reading
Posted Mar 12, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!
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You will all be thrilled shitless to read that Jeff Goodby and Rich Silverstein are having their four-decade partnership honored with the "Cannes's Lion of St. Mark" award for meritorious advances in Plumbing and Industrial Roofing. Couldn't think of two... Continue reading
Posted Mar 11, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!
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What the fuck is it with the increasing number of fucktards obsessed with taking "selfies" in the most stupid and dangerous situations. (259 idiots have been killed on the last six years seeking the perfect picture) Remember the woman who... Continue reading
Posted Mar 10, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!
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You have to love local news. The big headline of the day here in the Fourth Reich... "Garage, chicken coup heavily damaged in early morning fire in Boise." Fuck China, Russia, Trump, Brexit and all that global shit... There's a... Continue reading
Posted Mar 9, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!
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After you've taken the time to read the very erudite and amusing comments by AdScamer's Gerald Hattrick, Ancient Ogilvy Person and Out Of Stock, concerning my post of a couple of days ago... Nazi Nuns Piss up for Grabs! Give... Continue reading
Posted Mar 8, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Remember Martin Shkreli, a.k.a. the “Pharma Bro”? He's the douchenozzle who jacked up the price of a life-saving drug by 5,000 percent overnight, pissing off a diverse group of individuals that included everyone from Hillary Clinton to Der Trumpf to... Continue reading
Posted Mar 8, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!
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You will be thrilled to read about Mark Read's plans for the future of WPP (Read is now head honcho of WPP after the Poisoned Dwarf's ouster for fucking around in Shepherds Market) As reported in MoreAboutAdvertising, he is now... Continue reading
Posted Mar 7, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!
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Did you see that according to General Electric CEO Larry Culp the company is forecasting a negative cash flow through 2019? Need a hint Larry on how to fix that? Why not cut your annual pay packet from its current... Continue reading
Posted Mar 6, 2019 at AdScam/The Horror!