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George Parker

Boise, Idaho.

Advertising creative consultant. Admired and loved by every one I come in contact with! I am also very reserved !!!

Interests: literature, advertising, good wine, movies, good music, bad women.

Recent Activity

What the fuck is wrong with advertising?

Over at The Guardian, we are told that the publication last week of research into swearing in the British workplace came up with some interesting conclusions. The survey looked at 1,400 employees in 100 companies and found that people who... Continue reading

Posted 4 hours ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Trump demands recount. Gets “Biglier” loss.

In “The gang who can’t shoot straight” vein, did you see that Der Trumpf’s campaign’s demand that there be a recount in Wisconsin’s largest county has ended with President-elect Joe Biden actually gaining even more votes there. After the recount... Continue reading

Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!

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Small minds at small tables...

So, Der Trumpf, the world’s biggest liar is moaning that others are putting out "false" stuff. He is the perfect example of someone who can dish it out, but not take it. Der Gropenfhurer has angrily tweeted that Twitter is... Continue reading

Posted yesterday at AdScam/The Horror!

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It’s never Black Friday at AdScam...

It’s always T.G.I.K.M.F – “Thank God It’s Kate Moss Friday.” Super selections from the world’s biggest collection of Kate Moss pics for your delectation. You’ll have to find them via Twitter. If I show Kate's nipples on Facebook, I get... Continue reading

Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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The ever diminishing Der Trumpf...

For someone obsessed by size – his hands, his wealth, his crowds – Der Trumpf made a wonderful spectacle of himself on Thursday night when he addressed the nation from a miniature desk designed for a leprechaun. The actor Mark... Continue reading

Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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It's the rich wot gets the gravy...

Forget about Covid19, Der Trumpf, and Kim Kardashian’s arse. The really important news of the week is that Elon Musk, just overtook Bill Gates as the world’s second richest man. The 49-year-old wankers net worth soared $7.2 billion to $127.9... Continue reading

Posted 2 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Bob... That's 'cos as I illustrate... It comes out of arses. Cheers/George

Commented 3 days ago on Calling all humans... at AdScam/The Horror!

Calling all humans...

Ace AdScamer, Brent Brotine, just sent me this... Did you see this crap from Mondelez? “Humaning” is my vote for the worst buzzword ever. Or as the Mondelez CMO put it... Humaning is a unique, consumer-centric approach to marketing that... Continue reading

Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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For your viewing pleasure...

It’s Thanksgiving, so give yourself the gift of a preview tour of “The Donald J. Trump Presidential library.” Here you can enjoy a visually impressive site which promises among other attractions a “Covid Memorial”, a “Wall of Criminality” and an... Continue reading

Posted 3 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Like father... Like son...

Just to cheer you up... According to Worldometers, we just passed nearly 2,000 deaths from Coronavirus today, and the day is only half over. But, not to worry, Der Trumpf Junior says there are no more deaths... And the fucker... Continue reading

Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Racism is alive and well...

Just in case you can’t get enough of me (He said, modestly) I’ve written an “Homage” over at MoreAboutAdvertising to Paul Simons (R.I.P.) concerning a piece he wrote a while ago, about how fucked up some agency clients are. My... Continue reading

Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Greed ain’t Good...

After Der Trumpf’s 64 second press conference yesterday, where he claimed that the Dow broke 30,000 because of his superb financial skills, which include hundreds of failed businesses and six casino bankruptcies, Wall Street has now moved into ‘extreme greed’... Continue reading

Posted 4 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Is it finally, finally over?

So, Der Trumpf’s stooge over at the G.S.A. finally signed the documentation that will allow the transition to the Biden administration to take place... But, the biggest piece of news, and the final nail in the Trump coffin lid is... Continue reading

Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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More on the Monolith...

Following up on my post about the monolith found in the Utah desert, I just found this wonderful quote from the Utah Department of Public Safety... "It is illegal to install structures or art without authorization on federally managed public... Continue reading

Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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2001 in 2020...

Have you seen the pictures of the mysterious monolith discovered in the Utah desert? Officers from the Utah Department of Public Safety's Aero Bureau were flying by helicopter last Wednesday, helping the Division of Wildlife Resources count bighorn sheep in... Continue reading

Posted 5 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Worth a gander...

A couple of amusing visuals... A lawn sign in Philadelphia... A great cartoon... Continue reading

Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Talking shit about shit...

As you all know, I love to rant about the ever-increasing amount of verbal diarrhea put out by what used to be called... “The Ad Biz,” but is now referred to as cultural anthropology, anthropomorphic curation, or whatever. There’s a... Continue reading

Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Like Duracell, these batteries keep on going...

Slashdot informs us that a Tesla Model 3 crashed at over 100mph, causing batteries from the Tesla to enter two different residences by breaking through the windows, one landing on a person's lap and the second landing on a bed,... Continue reading

Posted 6 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Melaniac... Don't forget, He'll be the MAGA "Moran" candidate for the loonie party in 2024. Good luck with that. Cheers/George

Commented 7 days ago on Better than UV Tubes... at AdScam/The Horror!

A fucked up address at a fucked up address...

A great piece over at Dailykos.com... It shows that a rally planned for Georgia fascist politicians, Joni Ernst, David Perdue and Kelly Loeffler this coming Monday will be held at Cherokee Rose Gun Club on Baptist Camp Road. No, as... Continue reading

Posted 7 days ago at AdScam/The Horror!

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Better than UV Tubes...

Yeah, in the you can’t make this shit up category, Donald Trump Jr, the president’s number one idiot son who has tested positive for the coronavirus, has said he will pass the time in isolation battling with the virus by... Continue reading

Posted Nov 21, 2020 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Citizen Kane said it first!

Kudos to Michael Beschloss for this... Continue reading

Posted Nov 21, 2020 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Almost forgot it’s T.G.I.K.M.D. God Save Queen Kate... Continue reading

Posted Nov 20, 2020 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Amazon deals drugs...

Amazon is moving into the one thing out of the entire universe that they didn’t sell... Pharmacy shit. A market that is worth $1.3 trillion annually... Cos Bezos needs a few more billion. The question is, if you are going... Continue reading

Posted Nov 20, 2020 at AdScam/The Horror!

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Rudy Runs Rust...

Did you see the president’s $20,000 a day lawyer-in-chief, Rudy “Nosferatu” Giuliani at yesterday’s bizarre press conference where he made the usual far-fetched claims of a “communist” plot to rig voting machines, berated reporters and sweated so profusely that hair... Continue reading

Posted Nov 20, 2020 at AdScam/The Horror!

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