Sounds racist to me.

"Maybe if I do this trick, they won't make me eat the asparagus."

I'll bet all that presidential traffic in the atl slowed him down. It looked insane.

So disappointed. Looks like my chances of meeting Dave tonight in Atlanta are slim to none. I *hate* working. Whose crappy idea was that anyway? :(

I whined until I got the day off for Dave's day in Atlanta!!!

Wait, I'm not stupid, I'm from Georgia. And I'm very, very sleep deprived.

I don't know what's worse, the weirdo criminal or the fact that they would oblige her with a new photo. Geesh. I can't even get a new picture on my work badge because we're so budget conscious.

Steve reminded me of an ad that I proofread once while working for a newspaper years ago. It was an ad for a local business with accompanying pictures of the two females who owned the boutique. I could hardly contain my laughter when I noticed the type under the picture of the women was "Cheap and Easy". I had to explain it to everyone else in the office. The advertising folks bought my lunch that day. :)

I made fun of my husband who has a Hooters ballcap on which the name of the town was misspelled. Best revenge ever.

Maybe she really got the idea from Bob and Doug McKenzie.....

What kind of name is "Teaneck"? Can someone explain that to me? What kind of community would a "Teaneck" Community be?

I have to wonder how many will enter this. That prize money would pay off my debts, but I'd rather keep my debt than win that contest. Ew.

Sadly my husband won't let us cruise. Too many years in the military left him paranoid about cruise ships being the perfect place for terrorists to trial biological weapons. That said.....hope you have fun. :)

He bloody well asked for that. And yes...ew.

I am fussy today. My 18 year old is on his senior trip. To Chicago. Over Mother's Day. To CHICAGO. What teenager wants to go to Chicago anyway?

WAIT....I think I recognize that spineless blob. He's a local politician!!!

OtU, that particular company is off my list after an incident with my aunt, who is the sweetest woman on the planet. We like our big old trees in Ga, and they came out to her house and recommended she have a large tree cut down in order for her to be considered for home insurance through them. She had it cut, telling me how she'd watched all the nieces, nephews and grand kids play on it. They still rejected her for home insurance.

Insurance really gets my goat. No way are they gonna pay for that even with picture proof. They'll find some way out. He left the car unattended, blah, blah, blah. Or is that just our US insurances?

Maybe someone at the jail will take care of that urge.

That is puke inspiring to a chicken like me.

That article is full of it.

I prolly shouldn't, but I'll tell a story. I always tell people before I put them on the treadmill that the purpose of the test is to stress their heart in a controlled environment. I had a patient once who wouldn't stop "flirting" and by flirting, I mean being totally disgusting. I had jokingly tried to stop this, but he wouldn't. Naturally, I'm not going to put him at more risk, but I did tell him that he didn't seem stressed enough and threatened to crank things up prematurely. We called that a "modified" protocol. :)

She should've let him sleep through the next flight. Ass. These people never think about the payback a pissed off customer service person can dole out with a smile and a flimsy excuse.

Boner having "staff" meetings sounds suspect to me. So does having a petting farm and referring to beastiality. Ewwwwwww.

Oops. Sorry for the clumsy fingers.......:)