I'm not going to comment on the Marie Claire article because my feelings are identical to yours. But I am going to say that you are freakin' HOT in that pregnancy picture.

I've had that one saved on my computer for a while now. Funny stuff.

I loved it, but I think I was just so happy it was back on that it didn't matter. And there were some great one-liners in there. Dolphins are gay sharks. Sometimes I forget my middle name. Hysterical. I did think it felt rushed, though, like they're trying to pack too much into each episode. To me, Glee has a bit of a soap opera thing going on, in addition to all the music; it's ok to let story lines play out over a few episodes. Sue Sylvester doing Vogue was, quite possibly, one of the best things I've seen on television in a long, long time.

*deep breath* SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! I'm rather looking forward to this.

I cannot stand Mila. Every time I see her purse up her over-lipsticked, thin gob, I want to smack her. Every. Time. Jonathan, I think, was channeling Ping last night. It's too bad because he really did make some nice things, but last night's dress was horrible. Really horrible. I liked the two winning dresses but I didn't think either of them were amazing. They were sexy and pretty but not oh-mah-gawd-that's-gawjus.

Glee has done wonders to make all the dorky, geeky songs that I loved in high school cool again. This makes me happy.

I love that I'm totally confused.

I'm watching Charlie Brown's Christmas because that's what my kids wanted to see tonight. But I have a Young's Double Chocolate Stout, so it's not unbearable. Yet.

Oh, the ribbed turtleneck. I used to love those because they emphasized the girls so well....

Is that...your hair?? So you're the one responsible for the hole in the ozone, huh?

How are we supposed to compete with that? Also? *droooooooooooolslobber*

Oh. Mah. Gawd. That's awesome. The new Weebles? Suck. So do the new Fisher Price Little People.

I read The Notebook under duress, for a bookgroup I was in. I loathed it and since then, have refused to read anything else by him. It is godawful tripe.

What happened to his face? It's like all of his features are migrating to the middle. I feel bad for the guy, but I agree with Kelly; he's probably always going to be Xander.