Pigs, cows, chickens, rabbits and fish on openly turning spits. Massive heart palpitating goodness, with greasy goo dripping down all the chins of those I love. Massive coronary's to all those who have ever done us or those we love wrong PERIOD Oh and everyone standing around that was even... Continue reading

I taught my dog to pee on tentative, unfun and boring dates, using hand signals so I can get rid of them and replace them quickly so Mr. Happy doesn't get sad. Continue reading

In yer FACE, in my FACE does anyone really care? AHHHHHHHHHHH Continue reading

I kill time waiting in line by hitting on the hottest babe around in the extremme hope that she'll beg to jump my bones in the bathroom before takeoff. Continue reading

I screen calls all the time. "Hello" "Hi, It's me Honey don't you remember I sucked you off in the woods by the highway. MmmmHmmmm Ya okay right, sure I remember that. CLICK Continue reading

The coolest thing I have ever seen regarding blue ray was it being advertised for others to buy and the fact that made it really great was the fact that I don't and have never been able to afford to buy a blue ray. Continue reading

I don't have any important technology or bank machines would be spitting money at everyone I liked and loved. Continue reading

Pigs, cows, chickens, rabbits and fish on openly turning spits. Massive heart palpitating goodness, with greasy goo dripping down all the chins of those I love. Massive coronary's to all those who have ever done us or those we love wrong PERIOD Oh and everyone standing around that was even wronged pointing fingers and laughing at those who are suppering during their death throes. Ahhh to dream, to dream, to dream Continue reading

I believe that the company responsible for the spill should have all assets and profits seized and all involved in the devastation and wholesale destruction of the planet should be stricken into extremme poverty to pay for it's repairs. God's law of the land is more powerful than the laws of man and men. If they destroy it through selfish greed then through selfish greed it "MUST BE MADE RIGHT . . . !" Continue reading