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Did anyone else notice Ginger McCockface wears Rock & Republic jeans? I'm half expecting him to be sporting a affliction tshirt in a future episode. Smug, balding fuck.
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I expect Brock Osweiler at 8. He's simply too big, goofy and lerpy for Honey Badger GM pass up.
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There's a reason why Darlington got a national gig and Omar spends 18 hours a day on Twitter trying to convince unsuspecting rubes that he knows what he's talking about. What a fucking blowhard.
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The one thing keeping my hope alive is that Omar Kelly is adamant that it's not happening.
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I'm guessing the mystery candidate is either Tom Olivadotti or Kippy Brown.
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Fuck Ireland but fuck this guy too. Go look back through his Titans drafts. They were total shit for the most part. Dude doesn't deserve final say.
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PriscoCBS: Fisher to me on importance of running: I said what happens when you get a holding penalty and it's 1st-and-20. Fisher: You run it harder. Jeff Fisher's offense is stuck in the same decade as his hair style.
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Jeff Fisher is Mike Shanahan with a bad mustache. The most depressing aspect of this saga is the fact that we are battling the Lambs for this fuckin dude. Remember the days when Wayne landed every big dick he wanted? Yeah, me either.
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You can't close the leads you're given? You can't close shit? You ARE shit. Hit the bricks pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT. Only one thing counts in this life: Get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me you fucking faggots? A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always...be...closing. ALWAYS BE CLOSING. You call yourself a salesman, you gargoyle looking piece of shit?
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This Finsider shit is gold. GOLD, JERRY.
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Probably be better off moving Smith to FS and getting a starting caliber CB. Although I'm not sure Smith is a good enough tackler. He did cover pretty well last night sans the TD he was cramping up on. Brady didn't target him a whole lot.
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On a side note, our special teams still looks top notch. This Jason Trusnik is a real acorn.
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Nice. My day is ruined before noon. Thanks, you ginger cunt.
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Still holding out hope The Wangsta slides into the third round.
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Isn't Sparano supposed to be an OL guru? Why can't he develop an offensive lineman that doesn't cost $50 million bucks? CK: Perhaps if Mallett drops to the late second and they only have to move up 20 spots or so, it won't cost them next year's #1.
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The worst part about this pick is it's made Omar Kelly even more arrogant and unbearable, if that's possible. Motherfucker is now quoting scripture. I gotta deuce for you right here, Omar.
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What the Dolphins will do: Make me drink heavily. I just spent over $600 at the liquor store stocking up for tomorrow night. The good news is my wife will be home so at least I won't be tempted to call my coke dealer and an "escort" after we pick. What the Dolphins SHOULD do: Draft a skill position player. By skill position, I mean a black dude or wigger (R-Malletz). If the Dolphins stay at #15: They'll take the fattest, slowest, whitest guy on the board. Conclusion: Pass the scotch.
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Given the other options, I'm not as down on this guy as the rest. He's young and coached under Belichick and... well, that's about it. I didn't want Sparano cronies Palmer or Garrett. People were clamoring over Chud but he didn't exactly impress during his stint in Cleveland. If Daboll sucks then Sparano is gone after next year anyway.
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Why I continue to let this franchise break my heart is beyond me. This really hurts.
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It's difficult to evaluate Ireland because it's not clear what decisions were his. Everything I've read makes me think Parcells was responsible for Pat White. Peter King confirmed this once upon a time and think about it. If Parcells didn't want Pat White, would he really have allowed Ireland to draft him? Like CK noted, he bitched about the 7th Ireland traded for a player he really liked, Tony McDaniel. I tend to think Parcells controlled the draft while Ireland and his dept handled most of the pro scouting.
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The problem with bringing in a new coach is you're going to have to fire Ireland and replace big chunks of the personnel dept. Again. I'd like to hire Jim Harbaugh, but the problem with that is you can't give him full control, so you have to bring in a GM that will mesh will him on what type of players he likes. Not an easy task. I was fine giving Tony 2011 with a new OC, but after watching yesterday's game I just can't support that anymore. The level of incompetence was just outrageous. The two minute drives at the end of each half's were amateur. Lets see: we're down 3 with 40 seconds left and no timeouts; lets run 7 yard hook patterns over the middle.
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I don't really want Cowher unless he brings a lot of the Steelers personnel dept with him, but I also don't have much faith in Tony going forward. He has completely destroyed the o-line and that was supposed tot be his forte. Lets be honest, he was never qualified to be a head coach. He only got the job because he was a Parcells lackey. Not to make everyone puke, but you can't tell me Rex Ryan didn't have a better resume and track record as an assistant than Tony when the two interviewed for the job in '08.
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How do I get myself one of dem cool aviator thingies?
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