And I'm not really as obsessed or whacked as I may seem. Had a college professor who was phallic centric in English class. And I'm pretty immature.

Alright. Once again, I'm completely off track. But I'm gonna James Joyce it anyway. OK - here's another one... "Ron Jeremy reports on tonight's 18-inches of snow."

"Our Artists Are Well Hung." What can you do with that line? I was thinking. Second City and other improv groups take shout outs from the audience. Jazz musicians just start a riff and go with it. So why not for the talent Ted McCagg. Man....if only twitter could show visuals..... You could take requests like a wedding band.... Except classier.... Think about it. Thanks.

For the kid in your life you can't stand. Legos...the Misanthropic Edition. (everyone will think it says "philanthropic" and buy it and only look at the box later after they catch themselves gnawing off their limbs. Cuz its Legos.)