I am going to name all of my kids iCal Cleaner from here on out... you saved me a ton of time, THANK YOU!

good luck hot thang

Congrats kiddos!

coochie snorcher haircuts are equally important to be noticed as much as your lady's hair-do. also, that Van Kapeghian guy sounds kick ass

Goddammit is what you say when your mom makes you take a water balloon to the testicles.

you have to bludgeon leprechauns with sticks to get their gold. my birthday is st. patrick's day - true story

I wonder if anyone has every tried Bump Patrol or those other ingrown hair treatments down there

well... he did at least buckle up the keg for safety

welcome back, get that inbox down to around 400 and then post us some details :)

take all the post-its, do it. hey on another note, are any other readers getting prompted to log in to twitter when reading this blog? i'm getting a funky prompt the past couple days

this is excellent news amigo! i'm sure you're full of worry and anxiety with this big change, but you're a talented dude - you will rock this party

it's a shame when folks outside a healthy childhood swoop in and judge. you love your family, it's plain to see :)

wow, it's a year already! congrats!

knob - ha! that's great. oh and someone said my favorite NZ word - plonker!

adorable!

but entirely cute

beautiful, very beautiful

don't fret about it, that's my advice. do what you want/need to do. i quit touring (as a frustrated musician) when i became a dad. you know what's right and that little one is what is most important. some younger parents want to be able to not change at all after the pitter patter of feets arrives, but kids change you and all in good ways.

jesus. i would not have been able to sit through that. the officers of the court would be busy removing his teeth from the soles of my boots after seeing one second of that

that letter from 1980... wow, what a sweet kid you were :)

that weighs only a little less than a human head, at least according to that little kid from Jerry Maguire

I steer my kids away from guns, not that I have a problem with folks owning them. They just aren't part of my family.

Although it's hard for a male (ba dum dum ching) to separate the art versus "hey that's a naked chick!" you are creating some amazing stuff. i'm no photography expert whatsoever, but i do consider myself an artist and i get what you're doing. and although i've not met you, i imagine (mostly from talking to our mutual buddy, D Lish) that you are your art, you're honest. ergo, my guess is that it might upset some family members, but they know it's you and whatever bone in their body that jerks into an "that's obscene" kick is quelled by your honesty.

got my vote :)

ouch! poor guy