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Sounds like a great party! But don't be too curious about Everclear! I've tried it twice. It made my entire body shudder(or possibly convulse)the moment it hit my taste buds. So I tried to just bypass the taste buds and go straight for the throat but my body still shuddered as I swallowed. You can feel it work it's way through your body and not in a smooth, warm way like a nice wine. It's a little like razor wire going down. My body knew instantly that it was hard core alcoholic poison. Why I tried it twice I do not know.
Toggle Commented Apr 28, 2010 on Welcome to the Jungle at Tipsy
I think one way to rectify this inconvenience would be to give away free complimentary packs of Camel cigarettes delivered by none other than Joe Camel himself. Humph!
Toggle Commented Apr 10, 2010 on Dear Ms. Carey, at Tipsy
Ok, now I'm worried. That video must have really disturbed me more than I thought. I dreamt of Dan Aykroyd last night. I dreamt I went to the signing and among other bizarrities, he pulled me off to the side and whispered in my ear that the skull bottles were actually made from the crushed bones of a previously unknown civilization from 2000 years ago. Then he asked what I was doing later that night. lol.
Toggle Commented Mar 18, 2010 on Crystal Head at Tipsy
I love it. So bizarre! Johnny Lager - I've gotta say you summed it up quite well. Love the fact I have no idea if he's serious or if this is a joke of some sort. Either way it's deranged - lol.
Toggle Commented Mar 17, 2010 on Crystal Head at Tipsy
Warning: this photo may cause permanent blindness. And possibly sobriety. I may never drink again after seeing this picture.
Toggle Commented Mar 17, 2010 on A Nugget at Tipsy
I'm not much of a whiskey drinker but the Irish Buck sounds damn good about right now! I must try this! Cheers!
I was particularly drawn to the little hearts and daggars that alternate around the edge of the label.
Toggle Commented Mar 15, 2010 on I’ve been Bitch slapped! at Tipsy
P - I love this label also. Perfect pink for the dark green bottle and the font is excellent. I am no wine expert but I do think your thought of keeping this bottle as a decoration is a good one.
Toggle Commented Mar 15, 2010 on I’ve been Bitch slapped! at Tipsy
Oh no! I'm so sorry to hear this! I hope everyone was ok.
Toggle Commented Mar 14, 2010 on Sad, sad at Tipsy
Jay - You can borrow my gold Ghetto Blaster necklace to complete your look.
Toggle Commented Mar 14, 2010 on Rendez-vous, s'il vous plait at Tipsy
I'm also still really liking Velvet. I wear it often. And the funny thing is that I'm wearing it with cocoa butter too! You got me on the cocoa butter kick and I like it mixed with the scent of the perfume. I'm wondering now if I should try cocoa butter with all my other perfumes and see what the combo smells like. BTW - I still laugh at the thought of your expression when that sales woman went to tie that perfume saturated velvet ribbon around your wrist. It was as if you were saying "WTF is that? Oh no you don't!" I didn't think you were going to let her put it on.
Toggle Commented Mar 7, 2010 on Velvet at Tipsy
Bingo must be the "in" thing to do during the winter months now. I've seen ads around here for bingo nights. Bingo - it's not just for blue hairs anymore!
She sounds amazing. Love that she wants an amemdment to our constition that guarantees the right to imagination! I want one now too!
Toggle Commented Mar 7, 2010 on Babelling at Tipsy
Yeah, I really dig it too. What I like most is that this image is so creepy for such a cute, quaint little restaurant. Someone there has a sense of humor. (miss you too!)
Toggle Commented Mar 7, 2010 on Saturday the 13th... at Tipsy
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