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I would had gone with Spook R Us
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Better ingredients, better pizza. Papa Roach
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I apologise for my Odd Capitalization TT, but all my notes on my terminal at work where I keep all my notes are in capitals, and I didn't want to post in caps because that would be shouting!
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I keep the following note for those Wheres-My-Refund-You-Are-Quick-To-Take-My-Money-But-Slow-To-Refund-It type customers: 5 Seconds After You Complete Your Transaction: The Money Leaves Your Account. . 5 Secs To 2 Days After: The Bank/Credit Card Company Is Holding Onto The Money While They Check All The Info, Make Sure Its All Legit. . 2 To 3 Days After: The Merchant Actually Receives The Money. Now, Just Apply That In Reverse For Refunds. 5 Seconds After The Transaction, The Money Has Left The Merchant's Account, Then The Bank Does A Day Or Two Of Processing, And Then, 3 Days Later, You Finally Get The Money. . It Only Looks Like Its Done In 5 Seconds For Payments, And Takes 3 Days For Refunds, Because You're Only Seeing Your End Of Things. You're Not Seeing The Middle Part Of The Merchant's Part.
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But they will always assume that you can read theirs.
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A level 5 goose will just try and harass you into buying a plot of land in the Bahamas. It's the level 10 geese that we need to worry about. They will peck your car keys from right out of your pocket before you can say boo to a goose.
Toggle Commented Nov 11, 2017 on Meanwhile in London... at Retail Hell Underground
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It's probably not a good idea to post the BACK of your credit card on the net, anyone could clone another card from the details. Still. I hope they enjoyed their meal.
Toggle Commented Oct 12, 2017 on Credit Card Roulette at Retail Hell Underground
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We know this is a fake, right?
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I still pass one of my old school teathers now and then and I say 'Hello Sir'. it was a time at school when you knew their surname but it was a privilege to know thier first.
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Instant Sesame Street moment. One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong, Can you tell which thing is not like the others By the time I finish my song? Did you guess which thing was not like the others? Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong? If you guessed this one is not like the others, Then your'e absolutely right!
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I wanted to put a sign up at work the other week announcing that we wouldn't be open saturday because. 'Our boss is a lazy arsed tosser because he's done '2 in a row' an nobody else will cover for him' but it got shortened to: 'This branch won't be open this Saturday,we apologies for any inconvenience caused' I wasn't even allowed to put 'due to staff shortages'! They're no fun....
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Many, Many Many, years ago, my family and I were looking around the monkey enclosure at a zoo, and for some reason that has now totally escaped me now, but it's probably something to do with our twisted humor, we named one breed as: Stinky Minkies With Pinky Winkies.
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Martin: Did you order that new billboard for our new business? Henry: yes I did Martin, got it at a good price too. Martin: Did they put our faces on it? Henry: Yes. Martin: Did they use the tagline 'Injured?' I cant believe it took us nearly a week of brainstorming to come up with that. Henry: Yes! I cant believe we took that long. Martin: Did they have room to put our address on it? Henry: ...... Martin: Henry?.. Henry!!
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Ok, we need names. Wendy Woman? Captain Bargain Bucket? Thaw?
Toggle Commented Sep 5, 2017 on The Fast Food Avengers at Retail Hell Underground
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Snake, Wand, Laser, Sword.. IT'S THE SAME BALLOON
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I suggest 3 options: Saturdays. Any day at 5 minutes before you're due to close. When the phone conversation begins with 'I'm not a (insert trade here) but...'
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Or the couple I had in on Saturday: We've tried everywhere and nobody has this item to fix my problem. That's probably because the item you are looking for only exists in your fantasy world, not in the real one.. have you tried the Interwebs?
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I do hate it when you've already checked and then they go and ask someone else in case you're lying. But I've also used the 'I'll still check just to humor you' trick and I've just done a circuit of the warehouse.
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I hope the calls are charged at a Low-call rate! :-)
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I would choose Yasmin. I just want my haircut, I hate it when the try to strike up a conversation with me. I haven't seen the latest football match. Apart from having a trim I'm not up to anything that they would be A: interested in B: would take ages to explain, I've only paid for an hours parking, but the main reason is because I can't really hear what's being said over the background music AND the electric clippers buzzing 3mm from my ear-hole.
Toggle Commented Aug 23, 2017 on Choose Your Stylist at Retail Hell Underground
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Yup, it makes you want to shout: GET ON WITH IT!! I need a wee.
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I use to be good at climing, ut I kept falling off the eam and ashing my uttocks. ugger me it was painful.
Toggle Commented Aug 17, 2017 on Poor Planning: Don't Clim at Retail Hell Underground
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You have to admit we don't have as many Pterodactyls about these days.
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When its your Saturday in, but the boss tells you that we wont be open because he's already book a round of golf with his mates and, quite rightly, nobody else would cover and 'keyholder'. True story. Ive got a bonus Saturday off because my boss is a lazy good for nothing asshat!
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