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OK. Last nights episode foreshadowed the blockbuster, franchise-saving 2008, season of 24: It will be about that US Government organization with even MORE "perimeter-wielding" power than CTU- I'm talking about he "Security Guards of CTU" (beep, boop, beep, boop). If Bill Buchanan is the head of CTU - who's sending in these dudes to escort HIM away?? If there's an organization above CTU, then lets hear about it! They MUST be a more powerful (and presumably more competent and more Audrey-free) organization than CTU. Maybe THEY can break up terrorist plots without their perimeters being compromised by terrorists who block their cellphone signals using chewing gum wrappers and duct tape...
Commented Apr 24, 2007 on 24 at Dave Barry's Blog
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Nothing really happened last week, unless you count President Gary Payton of Your World Champion For At Least Another Few Hours Miami Heat lapsing into roughly his 14th coma. Other than that it was pretty much blah blah blah until the very end, when Jack pulled a gun on former child Ricky Schrod...
Handbag is a wuss, *Jack* wouldn't have bled out from that cut.
Commented Mar 13, 2007 on 24 at Dave Barry's Blog
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Last week, Jack, on the trail of the suitnukes, singlehandedly invaded the Russian consulate and used a cigar cutter to lop off the tip of the pinky of the Russian consul, Markov. This turned out to be a violation of both international law and U.S. Product Safety Commission guidelines, so the Ru...
President Handbag just won the "Goofiest smile of the year" award for that look after Martha relented.
Commented Mar 13, 2007 on 24 at Dave Barry's Blog
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Last week, Jack, on the trail of the suitnukes, singlehandedly invaded the Russian consulate and used a cigar cutter to lop off the tip of the pinky of the Russian consul, Markov. This turned out to be a violation of both international law and U.S. Product Safety Commission guidelines, so the Ru...
What about Miss Gradenko?? How come no one is asking if Miss Gradenko is safe?
Commented Mar 13, 2007 on 24 at Dave Barry's Blog
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Last week, Jack, on the trail of the suitnukes, singlehandedly invaded the Russian consulate and used a cigar cutter to lop off the tip of the pinky of the Russian consul, Markov. This turned out to be a violation of both international law and U.S. Product Safety Commission guidelines, so the Ru...
OK, I totally called the "pull the fire alarm" thing... and why did Jack need Chloe to hack into the EMS system to set it off- could he not find the big red switch on the wall?
Commented Feb 13, 2007 on 24 at Dave Barry's Blog
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Here is where we stand: Jack's brother, Baldy, is gone, having been lovingly whacked last week by Jack's father, Farmer Hoggett, but not before being lovingly tortured by Jack. (There is a lot of love in the Bauer family.) Jack's dad is definitely a bad guy, but Jack does not know this, being ap...
OK, I totally called the "pull the fire alarm" thing before Jack did... Anyone else see that one coming? Oh, and why did he need Chloe to tap into the Los Angeles EMS system? Could he not find the big red switch on the wall of the apartment building?
Commented Feb 13, 2007 on 24 at Dave Barry's Blog
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Here is where we stand: Jack's brother, Baldy, is gone, having been lovingly whacked last week by Jack's father, Farmer Hoggett, but not before being lovingly tortured by Jack. (There is a lot of love in the Bauer family.) Jack's dad is definitely a bad guy, but Jack does not know this, being ap...
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