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Artist: Mr. Esworthy sir? Thanks for letting me see what my projected royalties will be. I could use an advance on those funds - would you mind helping us out?
Esworthy: Wait, you want a what? A LOAN? From US? Oh that's rich.
(calls Marty Bandier in to the office) "Hey Marty! Get a load of this! Kid wants an advance on his royalties!!"
(Bandier enters the room, chewing on a Cuban cigar)
Bandier: "A what?! A LOAN?! Get the fuck outta here, kid, whadda we look like a bank? Here - call up this loanshar... uh... Lyric Financial. Ask for Eli. He'll take care of ya. For a price."
Sony/ATV Partners With Lyric Financial Fast Royalty Advances To Songwriters, Publishers
Sony/ATV has partnered with Lyric Financial to enable their U.S. songwriters and publishing clients to request advances in less than a minute. The Lyric Financial vATM is a new component of Sony/ATV's new SCORE royalty portal which songwriters and their managers real-time access to their cu...
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