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Artist: Mr. Esworthy sir? Thanks for letting me see what my projected royalties will be. I could use an advance on those funds - would you mind helping us out? Esworthy: Wait, you want a what? A LOAN? From US? Oh that's rich. (calls Marty Bandier in to the office) "Hey Marty! Get a load of this! Kid wants an advance on his royalties!!" (Bandier enters the room, chewing on a Cuban cigar) Bandier: "A what?! A LOAN?! Get the fuck outta here, kid, whadda we look like a bank? Here - call up this loanshar... uh... Lyric Financial. Ask for Eli. He'll take care of ya. For a price."
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