John, I don’t know what happened to you; how you were damaged, so that you imagine everyone is someone else. Did some one touch you when you were a child to make you so suspicious and fixated on manhood issues? You can relax. I’m officially recognizing you here as a very tough, responsible, values driven man, with a conscience and good moral standing; a guy who is right with God. But, I’ve read you say the same sort things to others. You know the “man up” stuff. Maybe you’re just a frustrated Rodeo cowboy or something. But, I think you’re concerned about “manning up” yourself. Don’t worry about it. I, if no one else, have confidence in you. We can talk anytime you like. BTW: Have you and Double U collaborated about the job thing?

They got electrolytes. Hahahahahahahaha. That’s great! You got that from the deep thinker himself; from the top main guru – King Selwyn “the Truth” Duke. I know it’s tough for you to step out of line, Walter. But, sometimes a little originality is called for. Try it. It won’t kill you.

Well, thank you...Double U. I can appreciate how hard it was for you to offer us some luck. I don’t think we’ll try very hard though. You know us lazy Mexicans. Anyway, I’m not trying to convince any non-commenting reader of anything. I don’t expect there are that many visitors to this site in any case. Or else, your King Selwyn would be peddling some advertising on it; that is unless his main employer the JBS won’t let him. I started this, thinking I’d backhand you a little. But, you didn’t give me much to work with. It was all so weak and trite; You know the business about “feeling.” It’s okay to feel something Double U. No one will think you’re queer; unless you are queer; the Log Cabin Republicans and all. You mentioned something about getting “a job.” Yea, you too my man! I hear there are some greeter openings at Wal-Mart. (There, was that a tiny, little bit better. Was that more what you were looking for Double U? Say something back with more bite. We’ll try again next time.)

Hey Juan, let's you and me declare this site Azlan and take it over.

"Is there anything "gay" about the disgusting and improper usage of a part of the human anatomy whose muscular design is exquisitely designed to expel and to extrude excrement ss a means of pleasure and sexual gratification?" --- Actually saying that is kind of gay, Philip.

Walt, you boys are quite amazing! Queer purple Teletubbies, Gay Quiznos ovens, the God Hates Fags guy in Kansas…Bruno even. You can really pick your issues. The world must be a very bad, scary place for you, full of pedophilic gym teachers and priests with odd inclinations; Ted Haggard and the Log Cabin Republicans; The men’s room foot tapper. I better stop. I’m getting scared now.

Dan - Guess you didn’t graduate then.

Oh, no….No, no, no, no, no! Not the war on Christmas stuff again. Not another endless angry values tirade. I guess it’s that time of (Christians as victims) year again. Well, Selwyn you’re not going to get any fight out of me. I’m going to put up a tree, a Crèche and sign in my window that says “Jesus Is the Reason for the Season.” I think I’ll even celebrate the Posadas. (Even though that’s Mexican I’m sure you’ll allow it without too much fuss.) Thanks for the reminder with your fabulous article though. But, that’s enough okay? Happy holidays! Oh, sorry. I forgot already… MERRY CHRISTMAS!