I thought I was getting the ultimate "in" with Bono when Mom (aka Nikki) took me to the opening of his EDUN line at Neiman's downtown. I thought I would receive my closeup photo-op in my newly purchased EDUN top and jeans (which made my butt look amazing might I add). Instead, I was triple checked on the guest list to ensure I wasn't an impostor. I was then overwhelmed by the "excuse me"s and firm nudges by the tall unjustly attractive female predators making their way to the front of the stage to hear Bono and his wife speak about there clothing line. My dreams of being "discovered" and cornered by photographers for event pictures-that would be splashed upon page 5 and 6 of the Style section-were smashed. I would love to tell you that I too have the "in" to make it so Bono will be your next dinner party attendee; But unfortunately, I looked DEEP inside my goody bag as I exited the department store and was thoroughly disappointed when I concluded that it entailed no business card or home number. I thought perhaps because of my flashy smile and extreme charm, a contact had been slipped in one of the folds at the bag's bottom (or secretly taped underneath). Nope. Positive. I dismantled the entire goody-bag. Guilty. HOWEVER, because your blog is the best launch since sliced bread, I am positive that he will be contacting you in the near future. If you are soon finding that juggling the kids and your successful career with only a part time nanny is preventing you from your scheduled tea time(s), I would be happy to offer PR services so that your dinner parties will continue to be the best of the best (minus impostors); for unlike Bono, I will quadruple check the guest list upon entry. Love your blogs and miss you dearly. Lots of love! xoxo Lauren Meany Leisure