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Wow! Good job leaving him unsupervised long enough for him to create a blob with a penis on his wall!
Toggle Commented Feb 12, 2011 on Pop Quiz at A is for Adoption
Christian Bale needs to whiten his teeth
Toggle Commented Jan 17, 2011 on Live-blogging the Golden Globes! at Haiku of the Day
Michael Douglas sounded completely drunk.
Toggle Commented Jan 17, 2011 on Live-blogging the Golden Globes! at Haiku of the Day
my children would NEVER write on the walls.
Toggle Commented Dec 9, 2010 on Theo the Artiste at A is for Adoption
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Mar 15, 2010
oh honey, get some ambien. Not the CR kind either.
Toggle Commented Jul 9, 2009 on You do not even know at Haiku of the Day
oh honey, get some ambien. Not the CR kind either.
Toggle Commented Jul 9, 2009 on You do not even know at Haiku of the Day
I completely agree! Lying in bed at 11pm, watching Anderson and Kathy, was about the best new year's I could imagine. Here's to a great '09 to you!
Toggle Commented Jan 2, 2009 on Happy New Year, bitches at Haiku of the Day
OK 60% of the things on this list are sooooo pretentious.
Toggle Commented Nov 26, 2008 on Theo's Current Obsessions at A is for Adoption
Just met you but kinda love that you admit to watching - and likely loving - that show. I can't tell anyone this but I love Making the Band, Scott Baio, Run's House, and, of course, My Life on the D List. More power to us, as we are the future.
Lynne, I raise my kids like we were raised - no sunscreen, no car seats, butter on burns, vicks vap-o-rub for coughs, fraternity paddle beatings and lots of screaming and yelling. It worked good for me.
Toggle Commented Jul 18, 2007 on Love This Picture at Linda Quarterly
Haven't you figured it out yet Danne? I thought you were smarter than that. I ONLY PUT IN PICTURES THAT MAKE ME LOOK THIN. Hence, not many pictures.
I, for one, congratulate you on this momentous achievement! I wait with bated breath for the book to arrive in stores. Meanwhile, I wish I could think of something hilarious to write about so I too could publish a book and maybe make an appearance on the Oprah show wearing a fabulous pants suit. Meanwhile, I'll continue to change diapers, scrap old food off the floor, do my "consulting" work, and get 5 hours of interrupted sleep a night. Best to you!
Toggle Commented Jul 17, 2007 on And they're off! at Haiku of the Day
That baby IS adorable. But I just don't see why you have to rub in the fact that he sleeps 6-7 hours at a time. I mean, Max just turned one and I'm not the least bit distressed that he can't sleep for more than 4 or 5 hours. I don't even MIND that 80% of nights, just as I'm drifting off, he lets out a shrill. Seriously, it's no big deal! They're only young once, right??? Oh and did I mention that you forgot his birthday? We'll see how forgiving YOU are with those who "forget" Theo's birthday....
Toggle Commented Apr 30, 2007 on Sleep, Wonderful Sleep at A is for Adoption
Isn't it insane?? And you - of all people - knew more about motherhood and the responsibilities and joys than anyone I've known - yet it's still an entirely newly discovered world... crazy. Like my friend Cindy wisely told me once: there are people who say they've always wanted a baby and people who say they've never wanted a baby. And in neither case do they really know what they're talking about - because they can't imagine for a second what it's really like. Welcome to the club Lolly!
Toggle Commented Jan 29, 2007 on Theo-I-Adore at A is for Adoption
This is old news, I know, and I'm sure you've fully recovered. However, it occurs to me that you could hand a group of people a bucket of money and at least one person would complain about the bucket ("What??! They're giving us a cheap, plastic bucket with all this money? They couldn't have bought us a nice, chrome ice bucket that we could get some use out of??!") Dan resides in Jackassianville, where no one is fanfuckingtastic. Ok, now that I've written this, plus a mofo GLOWING review of your book on Amazon, I feel better and can go and try to force feed my 3 month old a bottle with rice in it, in the hopes that he'll sleep longer than 45 minutes.... Keep on keepin' on. -- Linda of http://lindaquarterly.typepad.com/
Toggle Commented Aug 15, 2006 on ooh, ya'll! I was threatened! at Haiku of the Day
OK - you 2 krazy kids have gone on about TWENTY "last vacations" before the baby comes.... and you got nothing to worry about with one kid - it's easy to drag that baby right back to Boston and Costa Rica and Mexico and Bali....
Toggle Commented Jul 19, 2006 on Last Childless Vacation! at A is for Adoption