PMPL (pimple) -- piss my pants laughing GYFIS -- get your fucking information straight IDKU -- I don't know you (as in, I don't know you anymore, dumbass) KAD -- Kool-Aid drinker who thinks he/she knows more than you do Continue reading

Dear Du Trac, apparently you're a misnomer by definition because you obviously cannot "trac" your clients in a "du" fashion. I am NOT Laura Randolph and I'm sick and fucking tired of getting her overdraft notices. Her privacy is totally violated and this is wrong on every level. I've raised this issue with you in the past, but you still think I am her. Where are you, Oklahoma? Yeah well fuck you, I'm in Oregon. "Du" diligence apparently isn't part of your repertoire. I'd have skipped on you too if I were Laura. Peace, dumbfucks. Lori Randolph On Tue, Sep 6, 2011 at 11:07 AM, DuTrac Community Credit Union wrote: Dear Laura Randolph, Thank you for giving us the opportunity to meet your financial needs. Recently, an item* was presented and exceeded the available balance in your account. Please check your account history for details concerning the transaction(s). If your account is negative, please make a deposit sufficient to bring the account to a positive balance. If you have already made a deposit, thank you. Our Financial Services Consultant's are available at (563) 582-1331 or (800) 475-1331, in order to answer your questions, assist you in accessing your account online, or to help you with other options for managing your account, such as a line of credit or automatic transfer. Sincerely, DuTrac Community Credit Union *Items include preauthorized debits, online BillPayer transactions and checks you have written. When appropriate, the Credit Union's current NSF fee of $27 (plus tax where applicable) has been charged to your account for each NSF transaction regardless of whether the transaction is paid or not. **Minimum savings account balance is $5. Please be sure to deposit sufficient funds to return savings account balance to at least $5. eMail Control Number: 201010290012_304:2 Continue reading

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Further, he concluded that doctors cannot distinguish the sane from the insane in psychiatric hospitals, and that the consequences to patients in the hospital environment--"powerlessness, depersonalization, segregation, mortification, and self-labeling"--were not therapeutic and not in the best interests of either the patients or of society. A less known experiment of... Continue reading

I start school today, kiddo starts tomorrow, and I think we're supposed to buy a house. I think I should have gotten of my ass this weekend. Continue reading