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I'm a lawyer.
I've read the Constitution and I like it as it is except for the following amendments: 17th, 19th, 23rd, 24th, & 26th.
I have several old aeresol cans filled with CFCs and I spray one can into the air each morning.
I don't recycle.
I blast my AC all year long.
I have a 1937 GE refrigerator that still runs where I keep my beer.
I own guns that are not registered with any law enforcment agency.
I smoke expensive tobacco wrapped in pages of the koran.
I would bring back regular leaded gas.
I wrap everything in bacon before I eat it.
My favorite liberal is Dick Cheney.
I believe we should bring back the requirement that one should own property before being allowed to vote.
I am opposed to putting troops on the border when we have unmanned drones that are much more effective.
I would rebuild the WTC Towers so that they are the highest buildings in the world and would put SAM batteries and statues of General Pershing and Charles Martel on the top.
So You Want To Be a Right Wing Villain
From Allahpundit comes late breaking Washington showbiz news that another slasher flick from White House-Sulzberger-CBS Narrative Films has landed with a thud at the box office. As a result the studio will drop promising newcomer villain John Boehner and greenlight a big budget sequel starring - ...
Happy B-Day Iowahawk's Mom! I would like to offer my services for your upcomimg parole hearing. For the low payment of $5000, I may be able to see to it that certain members of the board are "sympathetic" to your case.
Signed, Rod Blagojevich
Won't You Please Sign This Completely Innocuous Birthday Card To My Mother, America?
Dear Patriotic American Iowahawk Reader: Every year our family tries to come up with a wacky, fun, and arguably legal way to wish my mom a happy birthday. And this August 4 -- when good ol' Mom turns 72 years young -- I have something really super special in mind! As you might know this has been...
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