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MayoPie
Atlanta
I don't eat meat or vegetables. Cheese is the new everything.
Interests: literally nothing is interesting to me. everything bores the hell out of me. it's actually a little depressing.
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Man, you're lucky you can crush me like a bug or I'd... write a nasty letter or something.
I also said I hoped you would forfeit, and you didn't. That was disappointing, so thanks.
Anyway, Gilbert, I kind of feel like we're on a first name basis now, even though my name isn't spelled "dummy." It's close enough that I'll let it slide, though.
This should concern you. I picked you guys to walk through the Bears this weekend.
Packers vs. Bears Rivalry Breakdown
By Gilbert Brown Thanks to the Packers, I’m back again. So let’s get on this train for another great week. Okay let me start off by asking who was the dummy, last week that said the Falcons should win by 17 touchdowns. Well dummy, it was almost the other way around. To the Falcons and to the dum...
MayoPie is now following Ronnie Lott
Jan 16, 2011
I'm not calling anyone a bad parent, for sure. I'm just raising the question, and I didn't go into much of the violence because that's commonplace today. However, the racial undertones were pretty common, even when they weren't being outright racist. Again, these cartoons were made for adults. Racist, closed-minded adults. Also, porky pig got called a lot of fat names, in addition to being made fun of for stuttering. All of the characters were pretty mean-spirited, and they were trying to kill each other, whether or not they were able to. Like I said, I'm not calling for a ban or anything like it. I was simply suggesting we watch them with a set of adult eyes before letting our kids watch them. Considering the mentality and views of their producers, it would only make sense to give them a look before stamping an approval on them. To answer your other question, I think it's almost worse that these messages are delivered to children by bunnies and ducks, because they certainly demand more attention from children and even perceived by kids as it being meant specifically for them. I thought Looney Tunes were for me, not my parents.
Old Looney Tunes: Are They Really For Our Children?
I loved old Looney Tunes, but they aren't necessarily for your kids. I grew up on Looney Tunes, but I'm not so sure I should have. These cartoons were not made for children. They were intended as theatrical shorts in cinemas and meant for an adult audience. Although I loved them, they're en...
I'll also add that the Friz Freley mistake was a function of looking at "Tex Avery" and "Friz Freleng" and melding their names into one, new and improved name. That's how my mind works at 6 am. And to norm, I was totally talking about their penises.
On Mon, Jun 7, 2010 at 11:15 AM, clay ardston <[email protected]> wrote:
Yeah, it's Freleng. Sorry, writing stuff at 6 am is a bitch. It was an honest mistake, but you're well within your rights to be nasty. And they don't show old Looney Tunes? Didn't one of the other commenters just mention seeing them the other day? Mentions of cartoon characters smoking and whatnot? Maybe she's just crazy and you're right about everything. I can't tell from up here on my high horse. And, as far as what I watch (your question about classic movies from that era), you must have missed the part about CHILDREN watching this stuff. Also, Humphrey Bogart doesn't appeal to four year olds, cartoons do. And my point was, we even sometimes forget that the content can be pretty adult because it's a cartoon. I'll also have you know that I've called the entire Cyrus family evil, and they're pretty much the Disney poster people. I agree with your point. So let me ask you this: Are you the only one that gets to point at stuff and say it's wrong without being on a high horse yourself?
Old Looney Tunes: Are They Really For Our Children?
I loved old Looney Tunes, but they aren't necessarily for your kids. I grew up on Looney Tunes, but I'm not so sure I should have. These cartoons were not made for children. They were intended as theatrical shorts in cinemas and meant for an adult audience. Although I loved them, they're en...
Yeah, it's Freleng. Sorry, writing stuff at 6 am is a bitch. It was an honest mistake, but you're well within your rights to be nasty. And they don't show old Looney Tunes? Didn't one of the other commenters just mention seeing them the other day? Mentions of cartoon characters smoking and whatnot? Maybe she's just crazy and you're right about everything. I can't tell from up here on my high horse. And, as far as what I watch (your question about classic movies from that era), you must have missed the part about CHILDREN watching this stuff. Also, Humphrey Bogart doesn't appeal to four year olds, cartoons do. And my point was, we even sometimes forget that the content can be pretty adult because it's a cartoon. I'll also have you know that I've called the entire Cyrus family evil, and they're pretty much the Disney poster people. I agree with your point. So let me ask you this: Are you the only one that gets to point at stuff and say it's wrong without being on a high horse yourself?
Old Looney Tunes: Are They Really For Our Children?
I loved old Looney Tunes, but they aren't necessarily for your kids. I grew up on Looney Tunes, but I'm not so sure I should have. These cartoons were not made for children. They were intended as theatrical shorts in cinemas and meant for an adult audience. Although I loved them, they're en...
He's been in some great movies, for sure. But even in Top Gun, his character was pretty arrogant. I agree, though, Great movie.
Tom Cruise And Cameron Diaz Team Up In Tango And Cash 2
So I asked some people on twitter why I don't like Tom Cruise, because I just can't put my finger on it. Fortunately, several people were able to put their fingers on it and helped me figure out what it is. And then I started thinking when it was that I stopped liking him, and that's when I ...
This is what I'm saying. Leia spent more time being rescued than anything. I think I saw her fire a laser gun a couple of times, but my dog can do that. And then the jabba thing, yeah. Big deal. "Don't worry Luke, I'll take the slug with T-Rex arms." Thanks. My hero.
Who's The Baddest Woman In Movie History?
New and Improved. Now with special bonus question. Nothing's sexier than a woman who kicks ass and takes names. So I decided to do a tribute to the ladies in film who have simultaneously scared and aroused me since I was a child. I was going to call it a "Top Ten" list, but I'd really prefe...
While I seemingly should have my man card revoked, every woman on my list would beat the snot out of Princess Leia. Furthermore, they wouldn't have been on the end of Jabba's leash in the first place, and in the end, she choked an immobile blob. Anyone could have done that. Now,I'm not going to say she's not on the list, but I will stand by my decision not to put her on it and defend my right to keep my man card. Sexual fantasies galore? Absolutely. Would Grace Jones eat her? Uh huh. (No pun intended.)
Who's The Baddest Woman In Movie History?
New and Improved. Now with special bonus question. Nothing's sexier than a woman who kicks ass and takes names. So I decided to do a tribute to the ladies in film who have simultaneously scared and aroused me since I was a child. I was going to call it a "Top Ten" list, but I'd really prefe...
Pam Grier. See? Thank you, Miss Banshee. And Sigourney Weaver. How could I forget Sigourney Weaver?
Who's The Baddest Woman In Movie History?
New and Improved. Now with special bonus question. Nothing's sexier than a woman who kicks ass and takes names. So I decided to do a tribute to the ladies in film who have simultaneously scared and aroused me since I was a child. I was going to call it a "Top Ten" list, but I'd really prefe...
Damn you, Rebecca. Ok, you win. You were all over that like a spider monkey.
Juliette Lewis was a total bad ass in that movie, deb. Nice work.
Who's The Baddest Woman In Movie History?
New and Improved. Now with special bonus question. Nothing's sexier than a woman who kicks ass and takes names. So I decided to do a tribute to the ladies in film who have simultaneously scared and aroused me since I was a child. I was going to call it a "Top Ten" list, but I'd really prefe...
I watched a couple of seasons with my ex. It was okay, but I put my foot down on the movie. Samantha annoys me. Not so much because she's a nymphomaniac. I like that part. It's something else. I can't put my finger on it. Nor would I.
Sex And The City 2 Opens Today: Start Your Cosmos, Ladies
Will it suck? Probably. When the first movie opened, I was at a bar with my ex-wife. And at every table were no less than four women dressed to kill and knocking down cosmopolitans as if they were going to be outlawed at midnight. I watched as one by one, salivating men approached their tabl...
Today, clean up the ocean. Tomorrow, restore stamp costs to 32 cents and we'll talk about it. Though I have to say, "A Perfect World" made up for at least two stinkers, or one "Tin Cup." It depends which formula you use.
Kevin Costner Donates Invention To Clean Up BP Oil Spill: Ummm...Yeah.
Just when you thought all hope was lost, Kevin Costner is going to save the world. I'm not even kidding. I have a vivid imagination. And if you had asked me to come up with a fantastic work of fiction on a Hollywood hero stepping forward to save our oceans, I would have come up with a story si...
When I saw this on the news, the correspondent was giggling and talking about how cute they were. The father and weatherman sitting next to her was looking at her like he wanted to choke her. Unfortunately, he did not.
Thanks for all your comments, everyone. And you're all right, there are simply so many things wrong here, it's difficult to take one thing and run with it while leaving the other disturbing things behind. The dress, the moves, the song's adult content, the acceleration of these girls' youths, the lessons they're really learning from this that could lead to all sorts of teenage disorders... it goes on and on. How any sane parent could not only allow it, but defend it after the fact, is completely beyond me.
Is Your 7-9 Year Old Girl Sexy Enough?
The world's okay, but it would be so much better if we had seven to nine year old girls bootie dancing in lingerie to Beyonce's Single Ladies. The parents say it's totally innocent and the girls love it. That the girls actually learned the routine from "Alvin and The Chipmunks" and it's not ...
Wait, now that I saw that people are comparing them to penises, I'm not so hungry anymore. Carry on.
2012 Summer Olympics: Filled With Tea And Crumpets And Creepy, One-Eyed Aliens
The official mascots for the 2012 Olympics have been revealed. Something about having one giant camera eye. I...am so afraid. London Olympics organizers have revealed the mascots for the 2012 Games - Wenlock will be cheerleading for the Olympics and Mandeville will be championing for the P...
Crabmeat is delicious. I think they should drench them in butter... and feed them to me. Mmmm... olympic mascots with butter sauce.
2012 Summer Olympics: Filled With Tea And Crumpets And Creepy, One-Eyed Aliens
The official mascots for the 2012 Olympics have been revealed. Something about having one giant camera eye. I...am so afraid. London Olympics organizers have revealed the mascots for the 2012 Games - Wenlock will be cheerleading for the Olympics and Mandeville will be championing for the P...
I don't want to sound any alarms, but I have a feeling Derek's going to crumble under the stress while the real Chief will return to his position and once again awe us with his wisdom and logic. Then Derek's going to sleep with that intern who has a crush on him. *fingers crossed*
Grey's Anatomy Could've Been Saying That A Fat Guy Eating Himself Is A Good Metaphor For Consumer Madness
There was a bunch of drama on Grey's Anatomy Thursday night but the best part was this huge fat guy. I don't even know why. I can't really explain. It was just - he was so fat. It was awesome. I know we're supposed to be sensitive about freaks. But still. Freaks are pretty awesome. The theme w...
I can't believe I forgot Jack Nicholson in The Shining. I just watched it the other night, too. And yes, Gary Oldman. Hmmm... who else?
Kevin Pollack - The Whole Nine Yards
John Lithgow - Ricochet
Bruce Willis- The Jackal
I'll think of some more and get back to you. Apollo Creed? Clubber Lang? Drago? Why not?
Who Is The Best Movie Villain Of All Time?
I'm talking about the villains we hate to love. The ones who almost make the movie, and, in some cases, simply do make the movie. I have my own opinions, but which movie villain left you chilled and huddled in a corner? Or just captivated you with a gripping performance by the actor/actress? I...
Are you sure you and I aren't the same person? I'm starting to think we are. How tall are you?
Karate Kid Scene
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Sometimes words aren't necessary. (Unless you're not a complete nerd. If that's the case, this is Ultra Man.)
Apr 28, 2010
Crabby-
I don't know if you're aware of this, but Ned Beatty did not actually get raped. I referred TO A SCENE IN A MOVIE. For you to claim I've stepped outside the bounds of "supportive and appropriate" about violence issues is ridiculous. If you're disturbed, it's not because pf anything I've said, CRABBY.
Larry King and Shawn Southwick Don't Have a Prenup: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If the title hadn't indicated it, I'm somewhat pleased to hear this news. It seems when Larry hit his 8th wife (I use this term both literally and figuratively), he'd decided she would be the last in the long list of women whose doorsteps would be darkened by the most overrated television per...
Rub My Osteo Hump-
So you know, we love you around here. Keep up the good work.
Larry King and Shawn Southwick Don't Have a Prenup: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If the title hadn't indicated it, I'm somewhat pleased to hear this news. It seems when Larry hit his 8th wife (I use this term both literally and figuratively), he'd decided she would be the last in the long list of women whose doorsteps would be darkened by the most overrated television per...
Huh. I wasn't aware that was a formula and I've seen all those shows. I'm having trouble seeing how their product is this show, but considering you haven't seen it, I guess you really wouldn't know. Thanks for stopping by. I'll let the producers know norm is out.
Justified: Is Timothy Olyphant The Best TV Cop Ever?
Ok, it seems that Timothy Olyphant is making tremendous headway in his bid to make me gay (not that there's anything wrong with that). At this point, I'm pretty much only man-sex away from completing the transformation. Make no mistake about it, Olyphant is electrifying as Marshall Raylan Give...
What the hell's a "disco stick" and why does she want to ride one? I'm going to have to look up the lyrics and see if I can apply this new knowledge to a re-interpretation. I thought I had the metaphor all figured out. Dammit. I hate looking up stuff.
Wait: Lady Gaga is ABSTINENT?
Lady Gaga says she is abstinent. Well, I'll be damned. Either that or we are all being punk'd. This woman is 24 years old, one of the most famous people alive at the moment and seemingly half-naked a good deal of the time, and now she wants us to believe that she is not having sex with any...
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