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Do you mean the surprise was how flat-chested she was? In the rest of the world, nudity is not seen as the great gasping evil that it's portrayed as in the conservative christian US. It's mostly kept until well after the kiddie's bedtimes, and there you go. It's not that big a deal.
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Wow, our first real mod in quite some time (Carolanne, where are you?). Welcome to the higher echelons, Ilia. Time to get a skull mask, eh? BTW, wasn't Ilia shaved in the movie? Is this a clue somehow?
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Success! Woo-hoo! Let's hope for many years of trouble-free exploration out of Curiosity.
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More than thirty years later, we still miss you Johnny...
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I imagine if you were to bring this to the attention of management, they wouldn't be able to tell if it was accurate or not anyway.
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With the comments about being overstocked on titles, I wonder if this isn't a list for the *employees*, not the customers. As in, "Don't buy these if someone brings them in to sell/trade". It would make a lot more sense than trying to dictate what the custys should buy.
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Kill 'em with kindness. Beautiful!
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... until it gives you a venereal disease...
Toggle Commented Jul 21, 2012 on Rental Happiness Signage at Retail Hell Underground
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Back in the 60's, John Lennon had a "Nothing Box" which would just blink random coloured lights until the battery ran down. Everything that goes around, comes around.
Toggle Commented Jul 21, 2012 on The Useless Box at Retail Hell Underground
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"They don't want complaints in the main office so whatever the customer wants, give them, including customers who like to scam. But they don't understand why they're losing out on money because of this. So they cut allotted hours in each store leaving us with barely any help leading to customers complaining about it. And they want to complain to corporate no matter what I do for them." Welcome to retail. Corporate live in their own little world, like mini-bankers.
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I'll bet just raising his arms will have the exact same effect...
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Mcarp555 is now following Freddy
Jun 27, 2012
Well! Isn't that handy!
Toggle Commented Jun 27, 2012 on Good Times At Godfather's at Retail Hell Underground
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Pull over! This burrito is coming out!
Toggle Commented Jun 21, 2012 on Awesome Food Truck at Retail Hell Underground
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Every time I go there, I get a bent spoon. Which is impossible because. There. Is. No. Spoon.
Toggle Commented Jun 21, 2012 on Matrix Receipt at Retail Hell Underground
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Dude: "Well you don't know SHIT!" Joe [maintaining eye contact]: "I know it when I see it"
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The problem with stuff like this is how it tries to use humour to sell things, which glosses over the horrific fact that a poor innocent child was brutally murdered and abandoned in the woods like so much garbage. Whatever your thoughts on the mother and her role in her child's death, I would expect most people would be deeply offended by signage like this, and fail to find anything even remotely funny about it. Hopefully the deli owner got an earful from a lot of people and found sales plummeted while this sign was up.
Toggle Commented May 25, 2012 on Creative Deli Signage at Retail Hell Underground
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Alshara: LOL!
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Wal-mart will probably end up firing some associates, just to be on the safe side.
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Man, Nicolas Sarkozy took his election defeat pretty hard. He looks a lot shorter when he's dressed.
Toggle Commented May 18, 2012 on Hospital Patient Hell at Retail Hell Underground
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"And that's how NOT to do it! Any questions?" Actually, those look like normal warehouse shelves. They work by balancing the load evenly. If you take out a corner support like that, the top becomes unbalanced, and as you can see, creates a cascade effect. Most places will have a steel bumper around the corners that's bolted to the floor for just that reason. Obviously not here.
Toggle Commented May 11, 2012 on Warehouse Hell at Retail Hell Underground
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I like these, but the bases need to be plastic. For $5.99 you should get a whole mess of 'em, y'know?
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Hah-hah! That story made my day! Nothing like a good bitchslap!
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