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Meditrina
I'm the Mother of two amazing children, a waitress, a writer, and working on my own publication.
Interests: God, My children and family, music, art, READING, writing, food and wine, the St. Louis Cardinals, the Kansas City Chiefs, starting my own business, blessing others.
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The next marketing campaign is "girlie" transformers. NTTAWWT either.
AND THE SO-CALLED "AUTHORITIES" DO NOTHING
(Thanks to Chaz Schlueter)
Dave, are you on the ski lift? Don't drop your razberry in the snow, for goodness sake!
THE WORLD PREPARES TO CELEBRATE
Ukulele quest approaches its end (Thanks to Claire Martin)
Botfocked is more like it. Someone please smack the bot, HARD.
CRIMESTOPPER OF THE WEEK SO FAR
Hempstead bank robbery thwarted by conversation (Thanks to Virginia Kellner)
Arewethere - Strangely, the watering holes all look the same, full of crooked necked honkers tryin' to mate. ;-)
GOOD NEWS FOR LOSERS SHY GUYS EVERYWHERE
Crinkly the Ugly Swan has a girlfriend. (Thanks to Siouxie)
Snork @ fivver.
And if Crinkly can find a mate, maybe there's hope....
GOOD NEWS FOR LOSERS SHY GUYS EVERYWHERE
Crinkly the Ugly Swan has a girlfriend. (Thanks to Siouxie)
diver, where is the expanded photo journal? You've been home for days....! ;-P
QUESTION FOR MISTER LANGUAGE PERSON
Diverdowndoc sends the photo below and asks: "Is this Official North Florida restroom sign correct?" The answer is: Yes, that is correct in north Florida, at least in those areas where they have indoor plumbing.
Now that we have THAT figured out, can the great world of science do something about stretch marks during the gestational period?
FOR ONE THING, THEY DON'T DRINK
(Thanks to danceswithvowels and Peter Metrinko and Phil Snyder)
Praise God from Whom All Blessings Flow!
Thanks, Sioux and judi. Nice retort to the BM movement on the last thread.
ATTENTION, LADIES LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT GIFT FOR YOUR HUSBAND OR BOYFRIEND
Be sure to check all the ads thoroughly before you buy. (Thanks to Siouxie)
CTProf - I often have that thought about Dave "dressing up" and posing Walter for crapcam shots.
Dave must have understanding neighbors.... or maybe they're so old they don't see or hear what goes on over there!
THEY ARE UP TO SOMETHING
This morning, in my driveway, I found this:
Mot - Did you share Uncle Jack with Dave's squirrel? I've seen that "passed out" look before.
THEY ARE UP TO SOMETHING
This morning, in my driveway, I found this:
What do they care if it burns to bring in the New Year? Flaming Goat seems like a festive way to get rid of the gawd awful ugly thing clean up the holiday decorations.
NOW WE KNOW IT'S THE HOLIDAY SEASON
The bocken cam is up. (Thanks to Baron vonKlyff)
I'll be sweeping my stoop. Gotta be tidy in case an asteroid drops by.
ATTENTION, RESIDENTS OF EARTH
You might want to think about moving. (Also thanks to Siouxie)
Yep, Sioux. A blower will attract Prince Charming, no doubt about it.
SPLOTT, CARDIFF
Keeping the Streets Safe (Also thanks to DavCat)
WTG, gjd!!!!
Ubetcha, don't they have a pill for that now?
*wonders if the charitable woman can write off the supplies as a donation: 69 condoms, 2 gallons of lube, creams, suppositories, batteries, towels, sheets, stilettos, bustiere, and bull whip - it adds up, ya know*
WHAT ABOUT THE RETURN POLICY?
(Thanks to DavCat and gjd)
A$$holes or rasslin' Wyo? *blushes*
Wait! Maybe there's a connection.
MEMPHIS
City of Exciting Nightlife (Thanks to Weaselboy, who cites this Key Quote: “They come to the window, 'Tap, tap, tap.' I'm still ignoring them," Brisco told WMC-TV. "I guess that just pissed them off worser.")
LOL, gjd.
Jazzz.... I have a mean double leg takedown straight to a fireman's carry. And I am not shy with the bararm. just. sayin.
MEMPHIS
City of Exciting Nightlife (Thanks to Weaselboy, who cites this Key Quote: “They come to the window, 'Tap, tap, tap.' I'm still ignoring them," Brisco told WMC-TV. "I guess that just pissed them off worser.")
I have mixed feelings about the kudos. My son cried all the way home tonight about the last couple of months and the teasing about "his video." Trying to work through the channels was a dead end and has cost him dearly.
I told the principal and the director of transportation that I am not looking for cash... no amount of money can undo the humiliation of 4000 views on Utube.
I got him to stop crying and laugh tonight when I admitted that I don't have all of the answers. The same A$$holes taunted me, which did not make me less of a person. I decided one day, consciously, that I am smart, pretty, and kind, and no words from a bunch of a$$holes could change that.
I must have said A$$hole about a dozen times, and told my children that those A$$holes would grow up and still be A$$holes, and that they are engaged in the A$$hole Olympics.... a competition to see who is the biggest, gaping rectum.
I don't know when, during my diatribe, my children decided Mom is CRAZY and RIGHT and FUNNY..... but they got the messages.....
MEMPHIS
City of Exciting Nightlife (Thanks to Weaselboy, who cites this Key Quote: “They come to the window, 'Tap, tap, tap.' I'm still ignoring them," Brisco told WMC-TV. "I guess that just pissed them off worser.")
gjd, thanks for asking. I have not met with school officials yet, but I have been rocking the boat like a small hurricane.
Funny, when you email the Superintendent a LONG letter about the situation and include the word "attorney", sh!t starts to happen.
MEMPHIS
City of Exciting Nightlife (Thanks to Weaselboy, who cites this Key Quote: “They come to the window, 'Tap, tap, tap.' I'm still ignoring them," Brisco told WMC-TV. "I guess that just pissed them off worser.")
And ftr, if I take off my earrings, we're gonna rassle. No stiletto's involved.
MEMPHIS
City of Exciting Nightlife (Thanks to Weaselboy, who cites this Key Quote: “They come to the window, 'Tap, tap, tap.' I'm still ignoring them," Brisco told WMC-TV. "I guess that just pissed them off worser.")
daisy, there's some leftover spider too, in case you're still hungry.
WE'RE PRETTY SURE THIS ALREADY IS THE NAME OF A ROCK BAND
Monkey Meat (Thanks to sjhaller)
Hehehehe. GMTA, annie. Your keyboard is quicker.
YOU CAN HAVE OUR VACUUM CLEANER WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM OUR COLD, DEAD FINGERS
(Thanks, yet again, to DavCat)
A protest march B4 lunch?
"Can't catch me!!!!!"
THE APOCALYPSE
It has reached Greenlawn, NY. (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Ah, New York. Where men are men and women eat monkey meat.
WE'RE PRETTY SURE THIS ALREADY IS THE NAME OF A ROCK BAND
Monkey Meat (Thanks to sjhaller)
Looks like Bill Murray in drag.
NO NEED TO SEND A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
He already has one. (Thanks to Siouxie)
Eureka! Hoover heard of Ninja Janitor? That sucks, if you're the thief.
YOU CAN HAVE OUR VACUUM CLEANER WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM OUR COLD, DEAD FINGERS
(Thanks, yet again, to DavCat)
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