The next marketing campaign is "girlie" transformers. NTTAWWT either.

Dave, are you on the ski lift? Don't drop your razberry in the snow, for goodness sake!

Botfocked is more like it. Someone please smack the bot, HARD.

Arewethere - Strangely, the watering holes all look the same, full of crooked necked honkers tryin' to mate. ;-)

Snork @ fivver. And if Crinkly can find a mate, maybe there's hope....

diver, where is the expanded photo journal? You've been home for days....! ;-P

Now that we have THAT figured out, can the great world of science do something about stretch marks during the gestational period?

Praise God from Whom All Blessings Flow! Thanks, Sioux and judi. Nice retort to the BM movement on the last thread.

CTProf - I often have that thought about Dave "dressing up" and posing Walter for crapcam shots. Dave must have understanding neighbors.... or maybe they're so old they don't see or hear what goes on over there!

Mot - Did you share Uncle Jack with Dave's squirrel? I've seen that "passed out" look before.

What do they care if it burns to bring in the New Year? Flaming Goat seems like a festive way to get rid of the gawd awful ugly thing clean up the holiday decorations.

I'll be sweeping my stoop. Gotta be tidy in case an asteroid drops by.

Yep, Sioux. A blower will attract Prince Charming, no doubt about it.

WTG, gjd!!!! Ubetcha, don't they have a pill for that now? *wonders if the charitable woman can write off the supplies as a donation: 69 condoms, 2 gallons of lube, creams, suppositories, batteries, towels, sheets, stilettos, bustiere, and bull whip - it adds up, ya know*

A$$holes or rasslin' Wyo? *blushes* Wait! Maybe there's a connection.

LOL, gjd. Jazzz.... I have a mean double leg takedown straight to a fireman's carry. And I am not shy with the bararm. just. sayin.

I have mixed feelings about the kudos. My son cried all the way home tonight about the last couple of months and the teasing about "his video." Trying to work through the channels was a dead end and has cost him dearly. I told the principal and the director of transportation that I am not looking for cash... no amount of money can undo the humiliation of 4000 views on Utube. I got him to stop crying and laugh tonight when I admitted that I don't have all of the answers. The same A$$holes taunted me, which did not make me less of a person. I decided one day, consciously, that I am smart, pretty, and kind, and no words from a bunch of a$$holes could change that. I must have said A$$hole about a dozen times, and told my children that those A$$holes would grow up and still be A$$holes, and that they are engaged in the A$$hole Olympics.... a competition to see who is the biggest, gaping rectum. I don't know when, during my diatribe, my children decided Mom is CRAZY and RIGHT and FUNNY..... but they got the messages.....

gjd, thanks for asking. I have not met with school officials yet, but I have been rocking the boat like a small hurricane. Funny, when you email the Superintendent a LONG letter about the situation and include the word "attorney", sh!t starts to happen.

And ftr, if I take off my earrings, we're gonna rassle. No stiletto's involved.

daisy, there's some leftover spider too, in case you're still hungry.

Hehehehe. GMTA, annie. Your keyboard is quicker.

A protest march B4 lunch? "Can't catch me!!!!!"

Ah, New York. Where men are men and women eat monkey meat.

Looks like Bill Murray in drag.

Eureka! Hoover heard of Ninja Janitor? That sucks, if you're the thief.