It's gotta be in a far-off future, to let you know they're immortal. I was thinking staring at a far off spaceship, but that's just cheesy. I'm not sure how the others die yet; but more importantly—how will Jacob pass from Sayid to Jack?

at roughly 6:20

Well, when *I* think tablet I think CrunchPad; which makes me want to immediately ping ALL my friends.

I can't remember the last time I watched a game without either my laptop open with Twitter and a few chat windows open. Sporting events are inherently social, even when you're sitting at home by yourself.

I thought the French were trained to use their hands when they play.

McCarthy is 20 times the writer that whassisname, Infinite Jest dude, is. How can I trust Kottke's links now?

Makes sense. All Yankees are pussies.

Hurray! We heart we heart prints!

I'm gonna go ahead and handle your question seriously, Michael. I would NOT buy my mother a Monteiro for Mother's Day. For one she alreay has four, which on a good day, she'll tell you is four too many. (Remember, I'm the GOOD one.) Secondly, she prefers flowers and I enjoy giving her what she wants one day a year. Also, she just plain hates art. However, for mothers who do enjoy art, Ms. Bekman has hand selected many fine pieces at www.20x200.com that I feel are much more appropriate for Mother's Day. There are paintings of unicorns and photos of cupcakes and drawings of unicorns looking at photos of cupcakes. Once I even bought a print of a sunset. Imagine that. Moms are pretty awesome. And they deserve nice things that will make them happy. My drawings are probably not one of those things. But please; get some for yourselves.