i wonder how many drugs they pump into that thing every year just so they can pick it up.

i bet if masshole nation stroked brady more often he would be able to catch his own passes. "I Don't Dig on Schadenfreude" srsly, you really think that's going to work? lol

Young people really are way too quick to jump in each other's pants right, because sex is soooo serious. it's better left to the fat old farts who can really hammer away with style.

well, actually, i was paraphrasing what a fisherman might say. you know, in the old days when anything that lived in the water was a fish.

ahh you're right- i didn't think of that! decades of family dick sharing secrets passed down through the generations. :)

honey badger don't give a shit.

if i were to tell you that both whales and dolphins evolved from a prehistoric dog that lived in pakistan 100 million years ago would it make a difference? would it fix the internet? would i be able to google cetacean sexual assault and read through a 15 mbs of well-referenced discourse on deviant whale behavior? but it's irrelevant. because a killer whale is not an actually whale. pre-darwinian spearchuckers with jesus on the brain decided to call them that BECAUSE IT'S A BIG ASS SCARY AS FUCK FISH! so if you're going to use a picture of an orca dolphin doing its gay aerial hard-on dance have the sense not to call it a whale. because i'm willing to bet that that little gray pussy whale in the pic above would shittin itself stupid if orca dolphin came around.

the animal in the pic below is not whale dimwit. it's a big ass black and white dolphin. jeez, wikapedia is down for 12 hours and everyone turns into a retard again.

that was actually a pretty decent overview of the situation. suing babies and toddlers!! this is war!

it's bad and you knew it was coming. control the internet and you control a lot of stuff.

i've never heard her but she's sounds like a fascinating person. i guess that's why she's on tv.

@pennypacker yes it is, if they were the dudes trying to blow holes in your face with ak's. i see it as a courtesy.

Yep, you're right of course. It was a pipe dream of mine that for just one moment, reality could reign. Instead, we have to go back and hold our breath while our nation becomes 100% socialist.... right, i just got back from a three day trade show in orlando that took up 50 city blocks. lots of socialism going on there I tell ya! i'm all socialismed-out!

@klompus ya that was my point. interwebs don't convey satire very well.

yes dude- those ppl are fucked in the head.

yay it's lunch time already! thanks assmon.

this is what happens when you spend your life researching and chairing working committees. science and socializing don't mix people unless your spouse is as big a nerd as you. and even then....

the only republican candidate isn't a wingnut is romney and he's just a complete tool ("who let the dogs out!"). i can't help but think obama is breathing a little easier with this run candidates. but then i remember this is the land of flaccid gray matter.

there weren't many steelers fans at the bar in vermont i was in. not sure if it was better for the pats or jesus that they lose.

i agree that non-white ppl are incapable organizing or participating in fundraisers or 'awareness' causes. hell if it wasn't for white ppl sncc would never have gotten off the ground and the civil rights movement never would have happened and all my non-white friends would be mowing my lawn and doing my laundry and shit. but on another note- who gives a shit if you give ppl an opportunity to feel like heroes without making any real commitment or sacrifice. the point is to collect contributions and pass it on to the professionals who handle the problem. I always wonder why those sponsors even need this third-party person to walk before agreeing to give money to said charity. Why not just donate it and skip the whole walkathon? I think it's just a big ceremony for people to pat themselves on the back. jeff...... just..... really?

Because it's hard to fully embrace the view he espoused without realizing there really isn't any meaning to life and, when it's over, it's over. does basking in silvery light on field of clouds with playing shitty harp music really have that much meaning?

My biggest question is why do you bring your kids to church in the first place? They get fed the most outrageous misinformation ever conceivable and they run the risk of getting molested. Secondly, Pollyanna aside, the fact remains that natural selection does not focus on the brightest and strongest individuals of any given species. It simply favors the ones that produce the most viable off-spring. I'm not saying ignorant, dull-minded parents can't reproduce smart kids but it's the culture they create which tends to supersede whether or not the bright one will have an offset effect.

Something about bell-ringing that just makes people want to hand over their guns to the bell-ringers. Thank god that canuckle head from Boston had the sense to put an end to that bullshit.

The Jesus freaks all being raptured away actually didn't sound like too bad of a deal. It could still happen. It's been postponed until fall. Do this research if we don't have a season -- watch how much evil, which we call crime, watch how much crime picks up, if you take away our game. So this would explain the new Oct 21 rapture date.

Why? We have more fucking information at our disposal right now than at any time in history and all it's done is make us dumber. Why? Yay for the internets!! Your one-stop propaganda warehouse. Fox news had a focus group This is information in it's purest form.