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Kurt
Sidestate New York
Super awesome writer photographer pop-culture megazord diva zombie superhero
Interests: Forming my body into shapes that are vaguely obscene in public spaces, Lassoing dolphin, Ghostly disembodied heads.
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It's totally a bunch of things apparently.
Naked Sushi at District | Photo 1/45 | Metromix Washington D.C.
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Mar 4, 2010
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Mar 2, 2010
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Mar 2, 2010
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Mar 1, 2010
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Mar 1, 2010
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Mar 1, 2010
Tests make me sweaty. Did I pass? VALIDATE ME!!!
Testing the new MamaPop community.
Testing the new MamaPop community.
Predator wasn't as scary to look at.
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[Adult Swim] is currently featuring the greatest flash game ever. No really. GO!
http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html
Mar 1, 2010
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Feb 28, 2010
I loved it. I thought it touched on a lot of heavy things, but I never found it to be heavy. Nice and ironic social commentary without any ham-fisted preaching.
District 9? That was some depressing shit. Was no...
District 9? That was some depressing shit. Was no one else completely bummed out by that? I feel like I need to take the emotional equivalent of a silkwood shower after that thing.
You can't see anything. Even if you stand on your tip-toes. So it's totally SFW. Also, this is where sparkle motion is born.
TheLuxurySpot.com's Bryce Gruber gets Vajazzled
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Feb 27, 2010
Sex with a car is auto-erotic. (*punch self in face*)
So now, while I've never had sex with an inanimate...
So now, while I've never had sex with an inanimate object (Muppets don't count, right? they move, RIGHT?) I ended up being linked to the F.A.Q. for having sex with cars. WITH. "'Having sex with a car'. The phrase is sometimes misunderstood to mean sex in a car, and sometimes is greeted with skept...
I guess "The Proposal" is out of Oscar contention? What a gyp! It was HILARIOUS when her Blackberry gets stolen by an eagle! HAHHAHAHAAA!
Just kidding. Watch District 9. It's a comedy. A VERY, VERY, VERY black comedy...but a comedy nonetheless.
INFORMAL POLL: Let's say you have copies of...
INFORMAL POLL: Let's say you have copies of District 9, Inglorious Basterds, Up In The Air, A Serious Man, and The Hurt Locker, and you haven't seen any of em'. Let's also say you've had an incredibly stressful week, and could definitely use to watch something that won't make you angry/sad/want t...
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Feb 26, 2010
Hey! That's mine! Thanks!
For the record, this is one of the funniest things...
For the record, this is one of the funniest things I've ever read: http://www.mamapop.com/mamapop/2010/02/new-karate-kid-mercifully-contains-no-boner-jokes.html
That Dooce and Suave ad was just on the header of...
That Dooce and Suave ad was just on the header of this forum. Is everyone okay? Any retinal burning or discomfort in the nether regions. I mean BEYOND what's normal. Continue reading
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Feb 26, 2010
I have "Ded Sno" on DVD finally. So it's a night of Norwegian Nazi Zombie comedy for me. Also, The Lost Boys. Also Also, Porn.
Just kidding. I don't have Lost Boys.
What are your plans for tonight and might they...
What are your plans for tonight and might they include drunken SparkleMotion posts? Because that's what's on tap for me tonight, fair warning.
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Feb 26, 2010
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Feb 25, 2010
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Feb 25, 2010
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