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Mormon Santa
I am not Mormon and I have no official affiliation with the LDS Church. My first name is Mormon.
Interests: Beekeeping, dry pack canning, zero gravity celestial sex.
Recent Activity
Biden Drops F-Bomb. It means he said fucking. Continue reading
Posted Mar 23, 2010 at Perpetual Xmastime
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Mar 15, 2010
I built a sex robot today, but it had drive problems. Continue reading
Posted Mar 3, 2010 at Perpetual Xmastime
Tiger Woods breaks his three-month silence. So much for that vow too. Continue reading
Posted Feb 19, 2010 at Perpetual Xmastime
Jewdis Black and Kathleen Madigan Continue reading
Posted Feb 19, 2010 at Perpetual Xmastime
Mount Vernon Statement? Actual Founding Fathers did a better job, without resorting to bullet points... Continue reading
Posted Feb 17, 2010 at Perpetual Xmastime
Time To Throw Out ‘Primordial Soup’ Theory? What? In favor of Intelligent Demiglase? Continue reading
Posted Feb 9, 2010 at Perpetual Xmastime
State of the Union Address: Red tie? Blue tie? Black tie? White tie? Or Senator Scott Brown nudie tie? Continue reading
Posted Jan 27, 2010 at Perpetual Xmastime
The sky isn't falling. It's dissolving. Continue reading
Posted Jan 21, 2010 at Perpetual Xmastime
Perhaps the polarized political environment we live in today is just nature's way of playing petty games over the loss of her ice caps. Continue reading
Posted Jan 20, 2010 at Perpetual Xmastime
# Seems the Massachusetts election victory of Scott Brown sends a clear signal that teabaggers aren't naive about the double entendre. about 1 hour ago from web # Should "Senator Centerfold" be seated immediately or laid out upon a chaise... Continue reading
Posted Jan 20, 2010 at Perpetual Xmastime
So what if Neanderthals wore jewelry and makeup? We still invented the cigars and tricycles. Continue reading
Posted Jan 12, 2010 at Perpetual Xmastime
Harry Reid, Dick Armey...all the Dicks and Bushes. What is it we want, America? I, for one, think it clear what we've long longed to embrace! Be gentle, Mandingo... Continue reading
Posted Jan 11, 2010 at Perpetual Xmastime
Make switch from medical marijuana to sacramental marijuana. [5 days and counting] Accept the things I cannot change and stop lubricating my palms with Rogaine. [BROKEN] Win Nobel Prize for personal campaign to ensure sustainable blood supplies among all industrialized... Continue reading
Posted Jan 5, 2010 at Perpetual Xmastime
An Apple tablet sounds like something my doctor would proscribe for my acute fear that the Kindle is part of a Jewish revisionist conspiracy. Continue reading
Posted Jan 4, 2010 at Perpetual Xmastime